BS: What do you want on your gravestone?

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Toenails John
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:47 PM

....Fell asleep on (date)
MAN is he gonna be pissed off when he wakes up

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:43 PM

To paraphrase Clinton Hammond's:

"I'm not here."

Anyway, I'm not planning to have a gravestone.

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:35 PM

Or...

"This is a waste of space"

Or

"Reserved"

Or

"Yer standing on my nuts"

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:28 PM

a date sometime in 2090 or so... I think that would make me 122 yrs old... sounds like a record

B

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:22 PM

how about 'No Forwarding Address'

I'm with the rest of the cremated/scattered crowd

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: alanabit
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:18 PM

"Sorry, wrong place mate!" I am going to be cremated.

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Deckman
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:16 PM

My daughter has threatned to put the following on my stone: "Dad went through life an hour early". CHEERS, Bob

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST,Cod Fiddler
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:07 PM

I told you I was Ill! (Spike Milligan)

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:07 PM

dunno, not really thought about it.
How about="jOhn from Hull-Dead"?

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 01:05 PM

No grave or marker for me, thanks. Cremation and scattering.

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Schantieman
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 12:53 PM

I want to be buried in a wood with an oak tree planted on top of me. If anyone wants to put anything on the tree, that's up to them - I won't be around!

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Mooh
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 12:49 PM

Don't want me or my family to waste our money on a gravestone, a plot, or any other of the trappings of a burial. All I want is a cheap cremation and my ashes spread over one of my favourite places, near both my Dad and my sister. My happiest days were and are spent there, and I hope they always will be.

Don't put no gravestone on my grave. Thanks anyway.

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Dead Horse
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 12:41 PM

He went peacefully in his sleep,
not screaming like his passengers!

(OK, I stole it, but it fits)

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 12:39 PM

Nobody Home

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 12:27 PM

"He's Not Here"

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Pauline L
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 12:21 PM

Something that Martin Luther King said in one of his last sermons (?): In my life, I have tried to love my fellow man.

Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 12:08 PM

Still thirsty.

Subject: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 12:07 PM

When the time comes and death grabs ya buy the short n curlies, what do you want on your gravestone to leave your mark in history?

I'd have

"Gone for lunch"