BS: What constitutes a bad post?

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 09:11 PM

Brucie is the MAN!

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 04:25 AM

Brucie, when she bops you upside the head, it's gonna hurt!!! I know, from first-hand experience. I've learned to cower in corners at the Getaway, whenever I see Jeri....
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Jeri
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:56 AM

It has been shown by studies done at Wattsupuid U. that 89% of all human arguments (including those on the internet) depend upon a defensive reaction to a stimulus for argument initialization to occur. They theorised that, should the reaction (if there was a reaction at all) not be defensive in nature, the argument might never occur, in effect, achieving the same results as the classic IRYG* response, causing the stimulus-providing individual or individuals to reclaim their spherical glass objects and return to their place of abode.

Therefore, possible replies to the stimulus which may be effective in preventing argument development include:
"Sure, fine, whatever," "I think it's commendable you have an opinion on the matter." and the classic, ".........................."

Please note that "I am NOT!" "You first!" "Make me!" or "I am not going to reply to you, do you hear me!? You just want to make me mad, and that really pisses me off, so I am NOT going to get mad and I am NOT going to talk to you anymore! I'll talk to the OTHER people...Hey, you other people, don't think Elmer is a wanker? He keeps trying to bother me, but he really doesn't. He wants me to respond to him, but I won't! Watch this - I won't even notice him."

*I'm rubber, you're glue; everything you say bounces of me and sticks to you.

---

In the end, you have to ask yourself what good your post might do vs. what harm, and why you want other people to read it. What will readers across the globe get from my words, now and for however long Mudcat exists?

In the end, remember, humor is your friend! (And 'growing up' is for other people, as far as I'm concerned.)

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: MMario
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 12:38 PM

Now I understand why Joe was cowering in the corner of the cabin...and I thought he was just cold!

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Peace
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 12:39 PM

Really nice philosophy.

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM

Well, yeah, Brucie - but doesn't she scare you a little bit?

-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Peace
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 01:32 PM

We don't speak, so no.

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 01:53 PM

Boast pad

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 03:53 PM

One day, a chap called Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I think I'll go and see my Doctor!"
His friend immediately replied

"Don't do that, there's a new computer at Boots [chemist/drugstore] that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than your doctor.
All you do is put in a sample of your piss and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do."

Pete, figuring that he had nothing to lose, filled a jar with his piss,
went to Boots where he found the computer and deposited his sample and the computer started making a few noises and some lights started to flash.

After a brief pause, out popped a small piece of paper which read:

YOU HAVE TENNIS ELBOW, SOAK YOUR ARM IN WATER THREE TIMES A DAY FOR AN HOUR.
AVOID HEAVY WORK. YOUR ELBOW WILL GET BETTER IN TWO WEEKS.

That evening while thinking about how amazing this new technology was and how it could change the world of medicine forever,
he began to wonder if the computer could be fooled.
He decided to try.

He mixed together some tap water, engine oil from his car, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and her son, and, at the last minute,
jerked off into the concoction.

He went back to Boots, deposited the sample and paid his money.

After the noises and lights, out popped a piece of paper which read:

YOUR TAP WATER IS HARD, GET A SOFTNER. THE VALVES ON YOUR ENGINE ARE FUCKED, GET IT TO A GARAGE.
YOUR DOG HAS WORMS, GET HIM TO A VET. YOUR SON IS HOOKED ON COCAINE, GET HIM TO REHAB.
YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS, THEY ARE NOT YOURS, GET A LAWYER.
AND IF YOU DON'T STOP WANKING, YOUR ELBOW WILL NEVER GET BETTER.

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Jeri
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 06:34 PM

Brucie, honestly - I've never beat anybody up. Well, except Joe, but only once and he didn't even need an ambulance. Joe doesn't like to fight, so it really isn't too much fun

The not speaking thing I hope isn't intentional, because it's not on my part. I don't usually think I have that much to say - I'm not avoiding you. I also hope I meet you sometime in the future. I think when we look at people through pixelated glasses, they all look at least somewhat worse than they are in real life. I really do believe in humor, though. It sometimes pisses people off, but at least I'm laughing. I once had a friend who would laugh at me when I was over the top or getting upset for silly reasons. Eventually, I'd see how my own seriousness and anger was funny. He's not around, and I miss that weird sense of humor.

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: michaelr
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 08:35 PM

This is what I call a bad post:


LilyFestre, CarolC has at least three orifices below her waist that face south.

which one do you think her head is stuck in?


This sort of thing should be deleted.

Cheers,
Michael

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 12:08 AM

Well, after a few days of 'self-restraint' and a few remarks from a wonderful friend, I think I can answer the question. I am not going to, but I think I could if I had to. Because it's a personal thing, it kinda leaves each to find the way that works. I found one and I'll make it mine.

As a parenthetical statement, nothing GUEST said means a thing to me, because if that person had wanted to make an impact, he/she would have posted under his/her own name. I have never liked those who won't stand behind their words. I doubt that will change.

For the rest of you, many thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 12:18 AM

Ahhh....reminds me of the LaughKitty's early wicked days on the MC.

Well done Joe - you have the child confined pretty much to one thread.

With over 20 brucie postings he is doing a good job of playing with himself.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

More "trolling"..... you going to "bite-the-big-one" brucie - or can you count to ten?

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 12:22 AM

You gay, Gargoyle? You seem to follow me around. I don't mind people being gay, but just so's ya know, I'm not. Now, run along.

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 11:20 AM

As a parenthetical statement, nothing GUEST said means a thing to me, because if that person had wanted to make an impact, he/she would have posted under his/her own name. I have never liked those who won't stand behind their words. I doubt that will change.

Subject: RE: BS: What constitutes a bad post?
From: GUEST,Badposter
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:30 PM

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