BS: Christmas in Glaisdale

Subject: BS:CHRISTMAS IN GLAISDALE
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:13 AM

Hola Folkies,
             My beloved and I will staying at her house in sunny Glaisdale for two weeks over the christmas period, and we extend a cordial invite to any of you who might be in the area, to pop in for a small sherry or two. Be warned though, the house is built of stone and 250years old and the only heating is provided by two huge open fires, so wear your tights! The only other drawback is that I WILL play flamenco guitar at you!
             PM for more details.
Flamenco the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM

http://answering-islam.org.uk/Testimonies/TruePath/


I think there may be some dispute about the True Path Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM

Check your PM'S at home carpet face!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:34 AM

Ooops .......... looks like there's more than one true path, are you sure yours in the right true path



http://www.thenewcall.org/sdp_true_path.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM

Is this the Raggy path RAGGY forum

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM

Sounds good to me Ted !!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM

Good man osson. Raggy, you are part - troll, and part - mop!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:02 AM

Or possibly a path to Raggy Rat Company

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:04 AM

I think this suits him better http://www.raggydolls.com/

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM

The real Raggys web site

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM

Edward ....... surely you're not hiding behind a GUEST tag are you. stcik and stones Edward sticks and stone

PS Got any Cider for Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:14 AM

Raggy,
    You credit me with too much intelligence! I can't do blue clickies! I detect the dead hand of the harri watts band! And yes, I can lay on some cider and clingfilm for your goodself!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:26 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:29 AM

And a straw the stick throught the clingfilm ?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:16 AM

Not guilty El Ted. Dafid is mega ill with Flo whilst I wouldn'd stoop so low. Xmas in Glaisdale sounds good to me. I have a 3-season tent. What season is Xmas in? If it's in the 4th season then I'll have to drive my pegs through Penny's carpet near the fire. Will that be a problem?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:44 AM

No problem Dereck/Derrick/Derek. We have two spare bedrooms doing bugger all, you can pitch your tent upstairs.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:52 AM

It's a deal. Will you scan for water pipes before I get there?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 03:40 PM

Locating pipes sounds like a job for a RD4000 have you got one Ihave

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 03:28 AM

Bring it along Andy, you can bunk up with Dereck/Derrick/Derek.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM

I'll have a shed each!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 12:01 PM

Rearfresh

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 04:39 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM

Good morning

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM

wahts bloody good about it?
its freezing cold outside, and ive just run out of fish fingers, a rubbish morning!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM

The sun is shining, there's not a cloud in the sky, not a breathe of wind, the birds are singing, you're alive, you can go for a walk along the majestic flowing Humber ............ what more do you want



OK I lied about the majestic flowing Humber

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 11:55 AM

Pointless bringing your bike to Glaisdale though - unless you want to stick in the highest gear you can and mountain a steady rate of one mile an hour.
Sausages are good.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Tig
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 04:40 PM

Sounds like fun but Badger and I will be up at the Watering Hole in Guisborough from Boxing Day until just after New Year - not too far away.

Thanks for the invite and have a good Crimble.

Love and Hugs
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 06:29 PM

a href="http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=public&X=478389&Y=505670&width=700&height=410&gride=&gridn=&srec=0&coordsys=gb&db=&">Spot Ted walking the dog (with doggy bag)

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:09 AM

errh... thanks GUEST, I think! Ged, Me and my 'Orange Patriot 7+' will blow you and your' Fisher Price Marin' away anyday of the week!
Anyway, Penelope and I went shopping yesterday for the sort of comestibles that you only buy at this time of year! Do pop along and consue them, otherwise I will have to sell thr remainder to my children.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM

Another marvellous incentive for you all to come and shiver in Glaisdale, is the fact that Sir jOhn of Hull will be putting in a guest appearance at some point.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:34 AM

that would semm a bloody good reason to stay well away

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:00 AM

Does he travel well? Some beers don't.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:08 AM

He will be travelling by overnight curryer.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:17 AM

Shut up GUESt, or i'll chop your bloddy head off, and just watch it.
john

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM

you speled seam wrong as well, stupig.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:36 AM

Glaisdale by the sea

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:43 AM

JHON, DNOT TLAK TO ME AOBUT SEPLLNIG U CNAT EEVN MKAE CRRUY AND U LOSOE FSIH FIGNSER

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:47 AM

i dont make curry, i deliver it, so just shut up then.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM

thuohgt u was a chief and cud mak crury , so u'r no gud an cant mak curuy

winker

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:52 AM

..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale. A delightful small village nestling in the lee of the evocative North Yorkshire Moors, haunted by curlews and a dwindling population of rabbits (courtesty of local lurchers). This rural paradise, this idyllic corner of Britain.   But what is this? The occasional cyclist is to be seen, in a very high gear labouring up a gentle incline. His sensitive enamelled finger nails are wrapped up in cotton gloves in case of an accident. white clouds of steam can be seen from a distance as the bitter cold shows illuminates his sharp breathing - the product of 30 samson a day/ A rifle cracks, a sausage is consumed as the gloaming settles over Lazydale.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:14 AM

Is that a profile of your goodself Ged? I reckon all the clues are there, ie -

1) You have a Marin Girls mountain bike.
2) You smoke.
3) You are a transvestite.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:16 AM

Ted & Penelope in Glaisdale

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM

Eh? That link was shite Dave, there's nowt there!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM

This may work better

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM

I've stopped smirking - as for the rest of your allegators - I cock a snook at you.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM

Dave, you swine! That is my least favourite frock and you know it! Why is Penny holding a chicken?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:26 AM

Nice hat Ted, is that a special Flamenco hat?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM

Penny is wearing the hat jOhn, not me.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:38 AM

Yeah, I know.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM

Ted ....... using a feather is erotic using the whole is ...... well...... perverted

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM

..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale.
Concentrate please.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM

'Concentrate' she says! Ha! This from a man who can't even bloody send text messages on his mobile phone properly!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:54 AM

Just searching for a picky of you Ted when you had one leg

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:00 AM

ooooh cut me I don't half bleed. Just you wait mon ami - I've bought a translator.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:02 AM

Is that the 10inch one from Gwenap then Ged?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM

Hurry now get your orders in before Christmas Gwenap online

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:11 AM

'Pulse and Cocktails' down Courtney Street is much better Dave.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM

Looks like Gwenap are now doing spare for Northumbrian Small Parts

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 04:36 AM

missed the second s off spares
confusion abounds!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:14 AM

Earthrush

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:17 AM

Dad, I'm working 9-1 on the 27th, could you pick me up about then? Can i bring Charmer? And no you can not roast her on the fire, i've told you before, she is not for eating!! Should be good fun, although i think i will be mostly revising...boring aren't i?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM

Good afternoon world

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:30 AM

Excellent idea number one daughter! Bring your horse and we can go fox hunting in Rosedale!!! I have a rifle up at Penny's at moment, so between us and the lurcher we can go on one hell of a wildlife killing spree on the 28th!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:38 AM

Good afternoon strawyballs person.

You're genius dad! Galloping across the moors sounds delightful! Will laila be there? She can come on Harry, i think, although if it starts to snow they maybe blend in abit.
Actually, seriously, will laila be there?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:57 AM

No, she will be at her dad's near York, Raul in York now as well, so there will just be us poggy old folks. When do you go to Washington? I reckon there is a BS thread in this!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM

..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale.
No family freds please

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:23 AM

Yeah she's invited me up there, might be able to see her over xmas, ya kno spend a night there while you lot are up at pennies. I go to Washington early march, ya rekon there'll be any folkies there?!

So then, whats the count so far...hWb, mick n co., raggy and his clingfilm, jOhn, andy...is gordon comin?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:34 AM

Oh and Ged, well, that's if he can sit still for more than 10 mins.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:40 AM

Ged will be fine because we have a new broom and a lot of dusty stone floors for him to sweep. I think there will be a good turn out we just don't know who the f+++ is coming when. But it will all be jolly good fun! I am hoping for some Farlington yokels to put in an appearance as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:44 AM

Are Nick and Lin coming? Haven't seen them in ages! Hey, maybe we should in vite Landlord Ben and his wife if they've got the time they might be able to come...sorry, do we have a limit? I don't mind sleeping in the garden.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:47 AM

I'd love to be able to sit still tis a small problem I have with doing community work and such like

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:49 AM

Ah well, it all makes sence now.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:52 AM

Ben!!! Yes, great idea I will contact Nick.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Cod Fiddler
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:54 AM

I can being a tent Sweetfia...

What are the dates of Super Ted's Glaisdale Open House Folk Festival?
I'll in shropshire from 22/12-01/01 but I'd love to come up if there is a weekend outside these dates when you'll all be there.

See you all in Barrow on 21st!

Richard

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: muppett
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:39 AM

Will you be serving Marmite butties instead of Turkey Ted, I'll come if you do

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM

Cod Fiddler Keep your sordid fantasies to your self ;-))

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:46 AM

Mupps,
    I will definitely stock up on marmite for your goodself. Penelope and I are not having turkey at all. We are having chorizo and salad on xmas day, neither of us can be arsed to cook! Be there, or be square.
    Are you going to be in Danby at all, oh squeezer of the squid?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:57 AM

2 Lb. ground pork or fox or goat or seal or zebra or bit of each
3 1/2 tsp. salt
6 Tbl. pure ground red chile
6-20 small hot dried red chiles; tepine, Thai dragon, pico de gallo or the like, crushed
4-6 cloves garlic, minced
2 Tbl. dry leaf oregano
2 tsp. whole cumin seed, crushed
1 tsp. fresh ground black pepper
1 1/2 tsp. sugar
4 Tbl. good cider or wine vinegar
2 1/2 Tbl. water

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:03 PM

Yes at some point I'll be in nirvana. You have left all of this a little vague you know old chap. I know you retreat into a state of 'other worldliness' in that little estate village of yours.
No doubt you have contacted Zdeve.

bs Sttaw Legend Goat does not work unless it is red wine vinegar.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:05 PM

GEd,
   That's why I put 'PM for more details' in the original post, you silly old janitor!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM

Gedpipes, its the comin seed I'm worried about!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:32 PM

I sometimes think comin seed is best left out Sttaw Legend.
Happened to Woody Allen once and he ended up on the carpet.

Teddo old chap what does PM stand for?
All the best

p.s can I really sweep the floor?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:36 PM

Private message. And the floors are all yours!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 12:41 PM

ooh. and I thought it was something nice. I've never had a PM

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 04:22 PM

Prime Munster.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 08:31 PM

Is Glaisdale the new Ambridge?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:32 AM

Ferrets.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 04:42 AM

I think a tent is an excellent idea cod, bring ya wooly socks, it's freezin up there!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:38 AM

Unfortunately the fish fiddler will be with his Mater and Pater during the dates we expect to be in Glaisdale.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:46 AM

We don't mention goats any more in Hull!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:49 AM

Can we mention the good looking ones?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 03:09 PM

Hello Dave.....

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 14 Dec 04 - 08:40 PM

I've got a great idea for making a bit of cash for chrissy I'll take bets on who is going to get the 100th posting on this thread
Any takers??

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 04:50 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:04 AM

I've got a feeling it was will shitted.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:43 AM

Bets on the 100th ? is that legal ?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:44 AM

Cos All you have to do

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:44 AM

Is put a series of posts

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM

on one after the other and BINGO!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:45 AM

100

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM

!! 100 th post !!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM

Is STOLEN by Bloody John !! I will now go and sulk in the corner !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:49 AM

There's someone sitting there mate!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:30 PM

Where were you Ted!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:31 PM

...meanwhile back in Glaisdale Penny fried sausages whilst El fingers ranted on about homosexuality, hermaprodites and sexaul perversion. 'In my day' he started to intone

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 03:31 AM

Leadfingers, you swine! I challenge you to a duel at dawn! Northumbrian pipes at 50 paces! I missed the hundredth post on my own thread beacause I spent a fun packed day in Rotherham and Wakefield yesterday! I used to think Hull was bad, but God, they are worse!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 04:29 AM

Oo, now this could be interesting...I'm betting on Leadfingers...Dad will be too worried about breaking one of his nails!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:37 AM

The more observant amongst you, may have noticed that I have finally come out of the closet, and changed my name to 'flamenco ted' in an attempt to proclaim my true sexuality. Oh.....   Sorry...... wrong thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:43 AM

Will you now be signing off with

Flamenco True Puff ??

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM

Morning Andy, I intend to keep 'flamenco, the true path' but I was going to add a bit of a gay lisp to it. But my computer doesn't seem to have a 'lisp' button on the keyboard.
    Mucky, mucky Bratford, the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:56 AM

NELSON !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:59 AM

Que?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:38 AM

Eye eye eye, I take it you don't follow crickey True Puff (sorry Path)

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:44 AM

Good afternoon flamenco stud

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:11 AM

Cricket is a game for limp wristed nancy safety clerks eh Dave?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:28 AM

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM

Philistine

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: muppett
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:04 AM

OWZAT

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:05 AM

Actually raggy, believe it or not,I used to play for the Company team. But every time I caught a ball, it shafted my hands so I couldn't play guitar so I dropped out.
ps cider in pantry, tell muppet it's alongside his jar of marmite.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: muppett
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:07 AM

Brill Ta Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:58 AM

Anyway=Sweetfire says she is taking Charmer, Who is Charmer?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:59 AM

Cricket is 'drinking' in another form. There's so many ways to get drunk nowadays it's time some of them were banned.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 11:08 AM

Charmer is Sophia's horse jOhn. It's an Arab mare.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 11:09 AM

oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 11:10 AM

If Sweetfia is taking a horse, can i take my hamster?
[she's called Brenda].

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 11:23 AM

Certainly jOhn. Brenda and Charmer will make for a quite unusual curry.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Nick
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM

Are we allowed to eat the horse if the fox sandwiches run out?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:34 AM

Yo Nick,
       We have so many dead endangered species in our fridge, you will be spoilt for choice! I wouldn't dream of serving up anything as basic as Horse!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:44 AM

What's wrong with horse, I've order Horse in a restaurant and very nice it was too


Sorry Sweetfire ............. but it was scrummy !

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:56 AM

Horse de Overies - nice

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:35 AM

Bastards, the lot of ya!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: muppett
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM

there's no horse in Marmite is there

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:41 AM

Not unless you chop one up into little pieces and then stuff if into the jar, no!

But by the way dad, i'm quite impressed you know what breed she is! Considering you never come and watch me ride anymore.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:46 AM

Sweetfire ......... that wasn't very nice, Ted ..... do you want to borrow my BIG pans, should be able to make curry for about 80 between the two of them, Horse Rogan Josh sound good to me or Pony Pasanda, Mare Masala, Donkey Dopiaza

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:26 AM

tots,
    You seen one horse, you seen them all! I wont need your pans carpetface because our servants handle that sort of trivia.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:30 AM

Tight Bugger, we give our staff time off over Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:32 AM

You soft wet liberal!!! Next you'll be telling me you pay them as well!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:37 AM

Raggy, you had just better hope our paths don't cross too much this coming xmas...

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:42 AM

Or i will make a nice carpet outta ya!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 07:23 AM

You want to be careful what you say young lady, they have some strange practices with young girls in this part of the country, some fo which I have adopted since I moved here .......... you know why women have smaller feet don't you ....... so they can get closer to the sink to wash the pans I make Curried Donkey in !

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 08:50 AM

One more tedious meeting to go this afternoon, then I can mince off to sunny Glaisdale for the weekend, toodle pip!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 04:45 AM

You're a bit of a mincer then Ted?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 10:53 AM

To the top, in orange!! Sure am Dereck. By gum, wasn't Nellies packed last night?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 11:22 PM

Yes and there were quite a number of people in there as well. I enjoyed the night and so did David. He drove his car very well.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:00 AM

Two days to go. In red.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:10 AM

The Christmas period is a time for going into the red Tedward.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:23 AM

Teddy baby ......... today is the 21st so there's 1,2,3 .......4 days to go, as Christmas day, this year, is on the 25th.

Penny take him in hand will you .......... no, STOP ... he'll only get excited if you do that !

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:40 AM

Eww! That's discusting! Ol' people don't have those sort of feelings!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:42 AM

Is that old or mature Sweetpea?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:50 AM

Dont forget your Glaisdale survival kit

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:53 AM

RIP..... E

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:53 AM

What's the link say? I'm on college computers and it won't let me on it!

Raggy...it's on! See you there...if you dare!

(wow, that rhymes...cool, i'm a poet and i didn't...)

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:58 AM

The link is for blow up sheep ......... not the explosive kind

I would love to come and see you and the odd ball you call Father but sadly finances dictate otherwise

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 05:02 AM

Er, what, you saying you can't come to glaisdale now?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM

That is correct, I did PM your aged parent with that info some days ago but he's probably lost his reading glasses you know how he gets, teeth in the drawer, glasses in the tumble drier. I know Penny got a shock last time he parked his bicycle !! She hasn't walked properly since

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:02 AM

"Old people don't have those sort of feelings" OI, tots, I didn't stop having rumpy pumpy just because you came along you know. In fact, as Penny will attest, I was rather magnificent last night as usual!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:15 AM

Amazing what can be achieved with 8" of plastic and a couple of batteries

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:20 AM

Yes it's amazing what you can learn off Blue Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:58 AM

Blue being the operative word ?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 08:01 PM

Will it be really noisy at Penny's house Ted? 'Cos I'm having second thoughts. I need my beauty sleep you know.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 03:33 AM

You tart! You can sleep in the west wing then, with the servants, that's the furthest part of the estate, away from the banqueting hall.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 03:52 AM

Des the beauty sleep is not working try THIS
AND THIS

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 03:56 AM

Woof!! Nice tits Dave, are they yours?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 11:51 AM

I'm going for the tummy tuck if it means I can drink more beer. Although the man-boob option is tempting. I'll enter that site into my 'favourites' list.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 03:02 AM

Rearfresh for the last time, in red. For those of you who are doing a routemaster thingy, the post code is YO21 2PW Flamenco, the true path

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM

Dont forget the antifreeze for the hot water bottles

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:32 AM

I'm sure Ted, Penny, Sweetfire et al, will work on the basis that alcohol has a much lower freezing point than water, therefore if you put enough alcohol in your system you will not freeze to death (easily)

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ossonflags
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:33 AM

Will be joining you tomorow about lunch time ElTed.


FIAT, the true path.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 03:40 AM

Glaisdale here we come.....

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 02 Jan 05 - 10:23 AM

What a loverly Lurcher. Thanks to Penny and Ted for their kind hostpitality on New Year's eve. Highly recommended to all Mudcat folks. Log fires - the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 02:58 AM

I think my hand grenade juggling competition was a little ill advised, but at least it freed up some bed space.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 03:32 AM

Early start then Ted?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 03:35 AM

Yep, been here since 7.24am (approx) No bugger else here yet though.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 04:58 AM

Hand grenade juggling competition was fun Ted - maybe leave the pins in next time.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Cod Fiddler
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 05:04 AM

Happy New Year Everyone - Just returned. I'm sorry I didn't make it to Glaisdale - grenade juggling is much more fun than fireworks. Hope you all had a great time. Look forwards to seeing you all soon.

Richard.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 05:08 AM

We had a great time, Ted juggled other things from the juggling store it was interesting when he juggled his balls.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 03:29 PM

I arrived at 5-40am.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 05:54 AM

Sounds like it was fun, wish i had been there but i had my head in a book from boxing day!