BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

Subject: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:25 AM

Write a story about Xmas, each person can only post 3 words at a time.
I'll start=

One Day, Santa

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:27 AM

and an elf

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM

was busy making

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:29 AM

ate some sandwidges

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM

made from snow

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From: GUEST,reggie miles
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM

ho, ho, ho

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From: Seaking
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:41 AM

bought in Marks

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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:42 AM

said Albert Tatlock

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:44 AM

to Ena Sharples

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:44 AM

Haddock Norse Porridge

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:10 AM

Kippers and custard

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From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:12 AM

when along came

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:14 AM

a big hamster

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:19 AM

oh my giddy

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From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM

sphincter is about

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From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM

giddy giddy gander

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From: Partridge
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:43 AM

all over hammy

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From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:53 AM

covered with tinsle

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM

carrying a parcel

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 07:00 AM

which rhymes with

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 07:59 AM

A huge erection

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:14 AM

bad boy Rudolph

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:15 AM

said Santa removing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:27 AM

black cocktail dress

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:54 AM

Black cock; DRESS?

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:59 AM

Oh! Sir Humphrey

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:30 AM

you are big!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:32 AM

Brace your self

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:33 AM

attach the clingfilm

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:36 AM

damn the torpedos

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:42 AM

penetrate at will!    Cluin, you are allowed an extra word, because ' your self' is one word, not two.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:43 AM

Eventually, the pain

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:47 AM

caused my sphincter

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:03 AM

to explode unfestively

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:27 AM

in your face.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:41 AM

Too much detail

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From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 01:21 PM

feel free to edit

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 01:41 PM

where upon it

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From: freda underhill
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 01:44 PM

rolled over and

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 02:34 PM

fell over the

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From: Padre
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 02:51 PM

misletoe festooned mantel

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From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 02:55 PM

Luckily, Mrs. Clause

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:06 PM

removed her bra

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:15 PM

and santa jumped

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From: Donuel
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:17 PM

mono-clonal in-utero pregnancy

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:18 PM

and jumped and

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:40 PM

into the fire

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:50 PM

to find his

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From: Scooby Doo
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:51 PM

neighbour looking through

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From: Eye Lander
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:55 PM

the key hole