BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

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From: Genie
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:07 PM

bag-squeezing hands.   Kilts

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From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 08:54 PM

discarded,flashing their

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From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:38 PM

Green Cards. Dubya

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 10:54 PM

wretched violently and

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From: Cluin
Date: 29 Dec 06 - 11:50 PM

mispronounced several words

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From: GUEST,Calico
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 12:00 AM

as usual. "Gorgileous!"

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From: Genie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 02:03 AM

drooled the President,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 03:24 AM

dropping his dummy

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From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 08:41 AM

Tony Blair into

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From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 10:32 AM

a writhing pit

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From: JennyO
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 10:45 AM

-bull terrier, which

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 11:06 AM

tonsil-swabbed him

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From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:04 PM

and forced large

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:06 PM

unidentified objects into

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:32 PM

his stocking. Prince

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:44 PM

Edward was in

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:45 PM

stitches, laughing at

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 01:51 PM

Charlie's ears flapping

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From: Cluin
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 02:39 PM

polishing Camilla's thighs

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 02:58 PM

with organic talking

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From: Genie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:07 PM

parrots. Meanwhile, Queen

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From: GUEST,Das Rheingold
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 04:58 PM

(Recap update) nothing happened. Then the band began playing "O Tannenbaum or Red Flag in March Tempo. Then the partridge started to steam and flew away, never to be caught, plucked, stuffed, pickled, potted or poached. Santa paraded naked ,wearing nothing but a feather boa protruding from the angel's neatly placed embouchre (?), much double-tonguing, said:
"Where can I find a Furbie?"
The shopkeeper laughed, perhaps unwisely, at Santa's dumbass question, but kindly old Santa smiled, and aimed his shotgun at the shopkeeper's ring dang do.   Assorted crushed nuts tumbled to the sawdust covered timbers on Santa's head, while two turtledoves were flaming it lightly over hickory for serving with chips.   A loud "It's delicious!" cried the mistletoe-bedecked but otherwise celibate from the waist-coat, reeking of egnogg priest. "Beware the Jabberwock, my children of the Night of Regret!"   But fortunately, Kermit the aquatically challenged nasally sealed amphibian sang off key.
Frogs cannot sing, although they often, when seeking company, will hum loudly by rubbing their stocking clad legs lovingly against the private parts of killer bees who made Michael Caine their bloody Queen.   Did you know, not many people believe that Kwanzaa is nudists' favorite holiday, because black is the colour of my true love's Labrador retriever.   But chestnuts roasting on the barbie doll are often shaped like rugby players' jock straps, which proves that nothing is ever what it isn't.   
Christmas over for some, but many don't even bother to stop carolling, even during sex while stampeding over dead bodies of the January sales for hot bargains!
Santa, now jobless, jumped off the woman he'd just lei'd in Maui and abruptly started struming his banjo, which incited wailing and projectile vomit plus naked elves furiously pelting children with rotten tomatoes dipped in chocolate.
Meanwhile, in ANWAR, a sinister plot thickened, involving 20 elves and harriWatts band stirring up. The Dagenham Girlpipers (sorry) stormed the stage braless, with tattoos adorning their muscled bag-squeezing hands, kilts discarded, flashing their Green Cards.
Dubya retched violently and mispronounced several words as usual. "Gorgileous!" drooled the President, dropping his dummy Tony Blair into a writhing pit-bull terrier, which tonsil-swabbed him and forced large unidentified objects into his stocking.    Prince Edward was in stitches, laughing at Charlie's ears flapping, polishing Camilla's thighs with organic talking parrots. Meanwhile, Queen

Latifa flopped onto

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 08:52 PM

King-Kong, who gave her

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 09:52 PM

a lecture on

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 11:21 PM

not mistreating royalty

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 12:21 AM

during Kwanzaa.

Condoleezza

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From: David C. Carter
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 10:05 AM

Rice pudding,pouted

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 12:05 PM

because Kwanzaa Claus

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM

no relation to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 03:14 PM

Claus Bon Bulow,

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM

but Klaus Fuchs

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM

"Klaus fuchs whom?"

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 01 Jan 07 - 06:23 PM

Cynthia Glovetight Snugfit...

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From: *Laura*
Date: 02 Jan 07 - 03:18 PM

had already visited

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Jan 07 - 03:30 PM

great vengeance upon

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Jan 07 - 04:39 PM

mudcat members who

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:08 AM

refused to post

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:53 AM

on THAT thread

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From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 10:31 AM

- you know, that

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 01:18 PM

one who's subject

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 02:09 PM

Funny you should say that, Ebbie. As I think I mentioned before in this thread, Ruth likes drinking out of thin china cups and I like mugs. Kinda like Jack Spratt and his wife. I must have at least a dozen mugs, so I'm ready for an invasion of friends. We also have thin china cups and saucers for those of Ruth's persuasion.

We aim to please all..

Jerry

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From: Cluin
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:09 PM

who broke the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Genie
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:19 PM

record for the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:21 PM

longest missplaced post

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 09:25 PM

in the history

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From: Genie
Date: 03 Jan 07 - 11:13 PM

of silly threads.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 12:44 AM

and composing posts

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 09:06 AM

as opposed to

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 09:16 AM

decomposing posts - eeewwww!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 04:32 PM

compost heaps,fashionable