BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller

Subject: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 06:48 PM

Dear Uri, = you are shit, and totaly rubbishh , and you r not even a proper magican, just ribbish.
and if you come to hull, i 'll give you a slap, becase your crap.

best wishes
sincerley.

john

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:04 PM

DEAR URI:

I BELIEVE IN YOU SO DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO OLD SHIT-FOR-BRAINS. WHAT DOES he kn o w ? ?    I Do,I do...


Tinkerbell

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:06 PM

And you are not coming to dinner anymore, fed up with buying new cutlery everytime!

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Peace
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:12 PM

Keriste, jOhn. Where's yer brain at? He doesn't need an open letter. Closed is fine.

The North American Psychics Association is holding its annual convention on June 23, 2005. But they're not telling anyone where.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Peace
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:12 PM

PS He knew you were gonna say that.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:34 PM

Deer jOhn,
Thanks for your letter.
I never said I was a proper musician, I never even said I wasn't shit, all I ever said is that I can bend spoons.

Yours as always,
Uri

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,childish twat
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM

Uri Geller is a BENDER..!!!

..dont let him do SPOONS anywhere near your bum..


any friend of Michael Jackson is a friend of..


..[Fill in bank space for joke,]...

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM

hello, = wahts the point of been abel to bend spoons then?
he shows off about it, and i bet its a camera trick or something anyway.
if you like to do some good , then cure the sick. or help the poor etc,
bent spoons is no good to anyone.

"lokk at me, i bent a spoon!",
so fucking waht, arsehole!

get a proper job.

i don'y like him, and i think he's rubishh, and a big load of shit.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:43 PM

ps= amd im not jokin.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:45 PM

and he looks like a letch.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:48 PM

ps= he's an ignoarunt shit as well=
i sent him an email via his website [www.urigeller,com]
i put=
Dear uri, you are shit, and you are biggest arseole i ever heard of in my life, and you not proper magican, you just an shit asreole.


and he didn't even anser me, [arseole],
and i no he got my email, becase of, if i sed email, and they don;t get it, i get a message, saying "they didn'yt get you email try again etc"


so that prooves it.


john

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:55 PM

anyway= amos=waht you using big letters for then?
[that means shouting on the internet.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 08:01 PM

joHn:

I was posing as tinkerbell who isnot even real anyway and is just a stupid fairy in any case because children are sposed to yell-- IB ELIVE-- to save tinkerbells life so i thought it might be funny but sorry I guess it werenot. anyway she's just a stoopid farey and fareys aren't even real so they are just crap anyway.

amos

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 08:13 PM

Amos stop it...every time you say that, one dies you know.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 08:14 PM

Nice impression Amos.
It would've fooled me

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 08:16 PM

ps - Can you bend spoons?

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,uri geller
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 08:19 PM

errr.. well yes..

if they are in deep enough and i sit down rather quickly..

ooh.. that smarts..

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 08:22 PM

get lost uri, your rubbish,
and why dident you anser my email then?
you asreole.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 11:00 PM

Actually Uri was an accomplished musician. He played the spoons. He only started bending them when he went through his Bachman Turner Overdrive phase.
Don't believe me? ]
You try playing the "B-b-b-b-b-b-baby" bit without bending your spoons.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Peace
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 11:32 PM

The only time I can do the '"B-b-b-b-b-b-baby" bit' is when I DO bend my spoon. Hurts lots.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 03:28 AM

I can't bend spoons, but I did once find Manitas trying to straighten a grapefruit knife......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 12:23 PM

I can't take credit for this--swiped it from somewhere:

To Uri Geller

I get tears in my ears
From laying on my back
In my office
Laughing over you ...

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: s6k
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM

so one would be correct in saying that Uri Gellar is in fact, a bender then ?

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 04:05 PM

And it was necessary to say something (ugly) about U. G. because...?      Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM

... he's a charletan and a liar.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,Wolfgang
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 08:09 AM

Here's your old thread about the same theme, John. It was difficult to find (no spelling error in the title).

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,sir joHn's Biggest FAn
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 09:14 AM

This is your funniest yet, joHn--even funnier because you did it before--you are the funniest guy ever--

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: s6k
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 12:49 PM

we know.

Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 12:52 PM

Uri Geller is a performer.