Luton Town 1 Hull 0

Subject: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM

Can't hear you singing any more

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Well, it might be folkloric, but the "Folklore" tag is supposed to be cultural and linguistic and folkloric stuff that has a more direct tie to music. So that's a long-winded way of saying I don't mind the use of the "folklore" tag, as long as you don't mind finding this thread in the non-music section.
-Joe Offer.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Tigerman.
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:18 PM

It Ain't Over Yet Buddy!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: breezy
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 03:18 PM

wales won



again

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 04:31 PM

Well done Breezy. Is this a Welsh record this century? And nice thread Ross. "We are top of the league, and we are having a laugh" And the classic "Horray for The Hatters cos The Hatters are the best" Unlucky you Hull, hopefully see you next year in the Big Boys league.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 04:32 PM

I have just had another thought. Does this thread make us The Mudhatters?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 11:54 PM

Folklore? Folklore? Not true then - just an anonymous myth lost in the mists of time?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:56 AM

Folklore in the making. In years to come people will still be talking about this incounter as these two sleeping GIANTS do bloody battle with each other in a bid to gain some advantage in the race to the next world. The Championship. Which has the gateway to The Promised Land waiting at the otherside, for the GLORIOUS VICTORS. Understand now?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM

Tales from middle earth

When the Silmaril jewels were lost & Morgoth brooded

Sauron created Luton Town Football Club from the lava of Mount Doom

Hull was formed by renegade hobbits

And the Elves all had a party in Balamorey

Alledgedly

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:38 PM

That's right Ross. Well done. The little Hull Hobbits as in the film came to the Mighty Doors of Luton and as in the film, penatrated deep within, but unlike the film The Mighty Hatters slayed their guests in the last minute. SHAME. And now tower even more mightly on top of our vantage point, as we draw nearer and nearer to our QUEST.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,English Jon, Drunk
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:14 PM

Casting for the Remake of LOTR would we have Mike Newell as Gandalf? Maybe Enoch Showunmi as Aragorn...


In the land of W****** where the shadows lie...etc

English Jon

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 11:52 PM

Well done English John. The mini slayer Brkovic will have to be Frodo. Well who's Golum then? Ross?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM

I'm not very keen on wandering about in a loin cloth eating raw fish

Can't I be a Balrog

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Mrs_Annie
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:37 AM

wayhay a thread about 'The Town' on Mudcat whatever next!

hi to all you 'hatters' out there!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:04 AM

Hi Annie, yes great isn't it? Thanks to Ross. Who do you support? We are playing Hartlepool on Tuesday. Up the Town. And before any bright spark says "This has nothing to do with music" All together now! "We are top of the league, we are having a laugh, we are top of the league we are having a laugh" etc etc.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: English Jon
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 03:07 PM

not to mention "up to our necks in W***** blood, surrender or you'll die", which I have already cited in a thread on lyrics to marching through georgia!

or the epic...."Enoch, Enoch Showunmi, He's tall and he runs really funny...runnin' and shootin' and puttin' the boot in that's our EEEEEEEEEEE-NO!" to the tune of "Copacabana".

Jon Loomes

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM

That sounds great Jon. Probably better live though.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Mrs_Annie
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:30 AM

Hi Martin from Barton and Jon - we support Luton Town in our house - my husband and son have season tickets. That's why I was so amazed! Better stop now or I will be banned for being O/T. (quick - think of a song)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Alan the Hatter
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:07 AM

Steve Howard would be Ermintrude as he moves and plays like a Cow
Vine I think a Postman , he promises a lot but delivers very little.
FaldeDah, Dah ,Dah (folk content for the Folk police)

Alan R

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: English Jon
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:47 AM

How do you know when W****** are losing?

it's five past three!

Jon

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:00 PM

Nice one Annie. Up The Town. If we whisper no one will hear us. SSHH. Very good as well Alan and Jon. We must have a secret rendevoo. "Olay Olay Olay Olay we are The Town we are The Town" I am looking forward to "The Hertfordshire Day of Song" in Hitchin, coming up soon. And the new "New Roots Competition" Yippeeee.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:30 PM

Come on Luton, three points tonight against Hartlepool, who lost to Brentford on Saturday would not go a miss.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: English Jon
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:39 PM

Folk song link....Town fans will no doubt be asking H'Pool "Who hung the monkey?" - refering to an incindent in the 1700s where a monkey washed up from a shipwreck off hartlepool coast was subsequently questioned and hanged for a french spy! and I believe there's a song on the subject...

J

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 02:02 PM

Sounds great. Are you same English Jon that has a thread about your new CD. And if so is this song on it? And if not when is your next CD out?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 02:26 PM

There's no footy songs on the album, unfortunately - Always fancied doing a version of John Kanakanaka, modified to commemorate B.F.J

We hate W***** and we hate W******,
Joe Kinnear, too ray ay etc.

The monkey song is in a book somewhere - I think an old EFDSS publication but i'll have to hunt - I know it's in a ballad book somewhere in this house!

Cheers,
English Jon

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM

So I take it you are the same English Jon. I must book you in the Summer then if I can. PM me your demands. I will half them and we will go from there. Try to play some of the tunes on your next CD. We must talk over a pint or two of Ale Dude. "2-3 to the champions. 2-3 to the champions" ETC ETC. Up "The Friendly Earth Acoustic Gatherings"

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Frodo
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 08:50 AM

Who'd have thought they'd get 3 points up in Hartlesomething

Where's that in middle earth?

What's happened to Mount Doom in Hull?

Where's me magical doo dah gone?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 12:31 PM

The quest this weekend, for last night is but a memory of madness and triumph, is to enter Middle Earth via Bradford. When they are not looking seal the three points from under their very noses, and run back to the calm and splender of Luton, before they have noticed.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:33 PM

Luckily they've got the 'ring'

The Luton 'ring' road

Everybody is invisible on there in the rush hour

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Mrs_Annie
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 11:25 AM

So Jon, how about a song for going up?
Well done the Town!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,David Pleat
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 03:43 AM

The boy's did good

Now hurry up and join us Hull

I'm just going for a slow drive

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 04:10 AM

Now let me try and get things into perspective.

Are Luton and Hull in what I would have known as the 3rd Division!!!!!

So it looks as though you are going up into the 2nd Division.

There is only one league to be in, and that is the 1st Division.

Woudn't it be nice just to get back to simpler basics again, instead of the Premiership, Championship.

I hope both clubs have enough money to survive in the has been (Championship) league.

Up the Villa

The Villan :-)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Michael Jackson
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:10 AM

Who cares about the premiership and it's foreign players/managers

and corporate boxes and prawn sandwiches

and a fan base in India/China

and it's legal alien billionaires

You get free coca cola in the championship

Luton players still wash in a stream after a match and wear straw underwear

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:13 AM

Villa Villan Villa Villan. I get it that's very good.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:49 AM

Oh Blimey, I have let the cat out of the bag now :-)

You like the young boys then Guest Michael jackson!!!!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Michael
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 11:35 AM

You might say I get into a lather every now and again

I remember Luton selling Chris Nicholl to Villa when they were in the old third division and Luton were vying for promotion to the first

in the late 70's before Villa knew what the European cup looked like

No wonder you are called 'the villains'

No offence you understand - owwwwwww (in squeaky voice)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: English Jon
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 11:53 AM

hoorah for us!

it's coming home....etc

EJ

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:03 PM

English Jon. Here you are again. How are you? and up the town. I love looking at that "P" next to our name in the table, all we need now is that "C".

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:42 PM

Its Villans Michael :-)

Jon
I'll bet your Hurdy Gurdy playing is better than Hull or Lutons Football :-)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 05:18 AM

Jon
What I meant was that you are Division 1 or Premiership i.e. a com pliment. :-)

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 12:16 PM

Well done Luton and Hull

Maybe next season when Luton have to play up at Hull, we can set up a folk evening for all you mudcatters who support either team.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 12:26 PM

Sounds brilliant

Maybe even our old mucka, Michael J may come

prawn sandwich anyone?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 12:34 PM

Great idea, and when Hull come and play down at the Town, we can do the same. BRILLIANT.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Les from Hull
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 12:35 PM

Although not many of the local mudcatters are active in supporting the Tigers (I can think of only one!) nevertheless we would welcome such an evening. Congratulations to both teams and their supporters.

For my own part I prefer the flanneled fools to the muddied oafs, and Yorkshire CCC have started their season with their customary 'bag of shite'ness.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 12:36 PM

Well done Hull by the way, we both deserve it.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 01:11 PM

My thoughts are a charity event, on the evening of the match between Hull versus Luton.

Anybody want to work with me on this one?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Apr 05 - 12:53 PM

I want to be a midfield dynamo please.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross
Date: 24 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM

Luton are the champions

Unlucky Hull - you may have the music

But we've got all the hairy arsed footballers

Who said culture was dead

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Mrs_Annie
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 09:45 AM

We were in London for Ceilidh Aid and at 4.50 (approx) my hubby did a little dance round the hotel room.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,flamenco ted
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 09:50 AM

Football is a game for be-permed nancy boys. Real men play rugby!

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM

I reckon micael jackson is a big puff, and he likes fiddling wiyth little boys.
he looks like a monkey as well, and he got a funny shaped nose, and looks like a big puff, and he got a sqweeky puff voice.

ps= if he felt me up ie= [touch my arse or something], i would punch his face, [then probly his face would fall off!].

I heard he shags monkeys as well., he;s a real weirdo, keep away from him.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,michael jackson
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:15 AM

I suppose eating babies is also a no no

You northern toffs are so prejudiced

Nobodies perfect

Please send file in cake

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:20 PM

Too much monkey business michael. I prefered it when you were black. That's when you had talent.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 17 Sep 05 - 04:43 PM

Up The Town. Great game and great win. My man of the match Hull Citys goalie. Should have been four or five. Nice ground.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross
Date: 19 Sep 05 - 03:58 AM

Oh my god - it's full of stars

And It's happened again

Is this Hull's curse?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 19 Sep 05 - 04:11 AM

Agreed. Looking at the match on the telly it could easily have been 5 nil.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross
Date: 19 Sep 05 - 08:57 AM

Peter Taylor looked tired

Are they over the hull?