BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!

Subject: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: GUEST,Delirious Don in Des Moines
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:22 PM

It's true. NASA has confirmed that there IS free sex on Mars for anyone that wants it. And here's the proof:

Free Sex on Mars

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: GUEST,Leslie
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:26 PM

You want real proof? Check this out!

the uncut truth about sex on Mars

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: MBSLynne
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:29 PM

Can't say I've ever had to pay for it on Earth....

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:30 PM

You people are so wrong. HERE is the real truth about sex on Mars:

OUCH!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:31 PM

PERVERTS!

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:35 PM

Ahem!

Venus and Mars

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:35 PM

If you look closely enough . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:39 PM

This is over the top: Conjunction of the two. WHEW!

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: RangerSteve
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:43 PM

The little guy in the above picture has an expression on his face that says that he's up to no good. Probably untying Mars' shoelace so he trips when he gets up. No wonder Mars is an angry guy. Don't trust them cherubs.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 08:15 PM

Beautiful picture

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 08:16 PM

www.isidore-of-seville.com/angels/20.html

Beautiful site to visit, IMO.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 08:43 PM

What a trip!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: GUEST,MarkS
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 10:18 PM

For those who know the Martian stories of Edgar Rice Burroughs (better known for Tarzan, but oh well), following is something old years ago.

John Carter the stud of Barsoom
Took a Martian girl up to his room
Where they argued all night
Over who had the right
Do do what, and with which, and to whom.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 10:29 PM

Lovely limerick! Thanks!

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Severn
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 11:04 PM

Has anybody here
Seen my favorite Martian?
Can you tell me where she's gone?
She'd freeze a lot of people.......


Severn



Brother Dave was right! They WERE down here looking for little green women!

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 03:37 AM

Hang on, I'll get my facepaint.......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 05:43 AM

RangerSteve, you are anachronistic - Cherubs came a lot later. Anyway, Cherubs were real sweet; haven't you heard of Cherub Cola?

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 08:01 AM

Sex on Mars....Important to planet?
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 08:07 AM

I did *not* have sex with that green woman?

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Severn
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 08:53 AM

Bobert, once the two of you had sex, she wasn't considered quite so green anymore (maybe you too!).

Seriously, I've encountered two songs called "Mars Needs Women" (after the bad sci-fi classic), one by Tonio K. and I forget who did the other, and the little green men of Brother Dave Gardner's comedy routine were looking for 'em but Dave never claimed they found any.
Which leads us to the one song that actually DOES describe the interplanetary process, "Martians At The Window" from Kaleidoscope's 25 anniversary reunion album from 1990, "Greetings From Kartoonistan...We Ain't Dead Yet." Originally on Gift Horse D2-77406 (Distributed by Curb), the song in written by one Robert "Frizz" Fuller who David Lindley regularly draws songs from. I think the CD's been reissued,but I don't know by who. I found my CD copy in a pawn shop, replacing my dollar store cassette, which doubtless means
the original pressing is long gone.

No lyrics written down inside, but just ONE request, One show of even martian-al interest from any of you alien sex fans/fiends would cause me to take the nescessary trouble to transcribe the lyrics for you.

Severn
Planet Ahead

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: RangerSteve
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 10:30 AM

OK, he's not a cherub. He's still up to no good.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 03:46 PM

That was Bill Clinton in a former life.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 04:30 PM

Cherubs

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: bobad
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 09:08 AM

doin' the martian mambo

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: annamill
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 05:28 PM

I met a girl from Venus, and her insides were lined in gold
Well, she did what she did said How was it, kid?
She was politely told
Pretty good, not bad, I can't complain
But actually everything is just about the same.

John Prine

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 05:32 PM

There once was a girl named Eleenus,
Who used a dynamite stick as a penis,
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And parts of her vulva on Venus.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 05:42 PM

I thought this was a thread about Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithfull.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 05:50 PM

A jaded young lady named Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And a bit of her clit in Brazil

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 06:39 PM

Oh well time to join in.

There was ayoung lady from Ongar
Who had an affair with a Conger
When asked "How does it feel
to be fucked by an eel"
She said it's just like a prick, only longer.
G

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Severn
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:23 PM

Starting a conger* line with eels and elles? Or just Mar-is Dancing?


Severn


*..."Scuse-a-Me but you see
Down in Old Napoli
That's-a Moray!!!!

(ARE there any mores or morals on Mars?)

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:32 PM

Morels maybe. Another thread said there's water.

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Severn
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:38 PM

And another said there's beer, but didn't say just what was on tap.
It only takes a little water to grow them 'Shrooms and other fungi.

MARS-A Definite Must!

Severn

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:43 PM

Drunk morels?

Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars!
From: Severn
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:46 PM

Stewed in wine.