BS: More favorite movie lines

Subject: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 02 May 05 - 05:25 AM

I just saw "The Godfather" again on television. What a brilliant film. This is my new favorite movie line;

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli's"

Anyone else seen an old favorite and remembered a great line?

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: kendall
Date: 02 May 05 - 08:00 AM

"You make me want to be a better man." Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets.

"Go ahead, Make my day" Clint Eastwood.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 02 May 05 - 08:23 AM

Robert Ryan in a movie I've long since forgotten. "Beat it, dust!" Me and my buddies used that one for years.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 05 - 11:04 AM

No time for the ol in and out love, I'm just here to read the meter.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 May 05 - 11:12 AM

What's that from, Don?

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 05 - 11:13 AM

Clockwork Orange.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Sorcha
Date: 02 May 05 - 11:15 AM

I don't know about you all, but I'm havin a reaaallll good time.
Belle Star from the Long Riders.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: JennyO
Date: 02 May 05 - 12:10 PM

"Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure." Hrundi V Bakshi, The Party

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship." Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back.

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King', you and all your silly English K-nig-hts." French Knight, Monty Python and The Holy Grail

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food-trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" French Soldier, Monty Python and The Holy Grail

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!" Wanda Gershwitz, A Fish Called Wanda

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" Brian's mother, Life of Brian

Brian: "You are all individuals!"
The Crowd: "We are all individuals!"
Small lonely voice: "I'm not!" - Life of Brian

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Peace
Date: 02 May 05 - 12:16 PM

"Hombre"

That's to find out.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 02 May 05 - 12:24 PM

Anything from Monty Python, and quite a lot from Fear and Loathing -
Specially the bit about bats....hebhehhe....

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 May 05 - 01:08 PM

you won't see paulie no more - the Godfather

life is about loss - Gene Hackman in Wyatt Earp

Fancy a bit of cake? Irene Handl in The Rebel

I fought for your honour, which is more than you ever did - Groucho to Margaret Dumont

I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool! Laurence Olivier to Joan Fontaine in Rebecca.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: ranger1
Date: 02 May 05 - 01:48 PM

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." from The Princess Bride

"Is this Heaven?"
"No, it's Iowa." from Field of Dreams

"Vote for Pedro" from Napoleon Dynamite

"Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?" from Magnum Force

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: ranger1
Date: 02 May 05 - 01:49 PM

Oh, and I forgot: "Bring us a shrubbery!" Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: sixtieschick
Date: 02 May 05 - 02:17 PM

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"You had me at hello."

"I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"But there are no waters in Casablanca!"
"I was misinformed."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: sixtieschick
Date: 02 May 05 - 02:27 PM

Love those Python lines from the French Knight, Jenny O. They are even funnier in print. It's even more impressive that you actually remember them--or do you have the screenplay?

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 May 05 - 03:00 PM

Jill Ireland to Charles Bronson in "The Streetfighter" ("Hard Times" in USA)
"So how does it feel to knock someone down ?"
Charlie in reply
"It makes me feel a hell of a lot better than it does him"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 05 - 03:16 PM

Any one of Woody Allen's long, whiny monologues about how nothing is working out for him, how tough his life is, how he is striking out with women, and how tough it is being a Jew in modern society...

Cracks me up every time.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 02 May 05 - 03:32 PM

"Does your durg bite?"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: webfolk
Date: 02 May 05 - 03:45 PM

"Good sky you got here McIntyre, well done" Burt Lancaster as 'Happer' in Local Hero...

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Sorcha
Date: 02 May 05 - 04:53 PM

Oh yes, forgot failure to communicate! I love that line!
Also, 'What we got here is a situation'..but I can't remember what it's from.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: robomatic
Date: 02 May 05 - 05:13 PM

Steven Seagall in that paen of praise to the oil 'bidness' "On Dangerous Ground" which is so concerned with the environment that it torches a refinery (along with Michael Caine). I watched it with a bunch of oil workers who howled and howled.
Best line was a model of PC:

Seagall to his new girlfriend: "Do you ride horses good?"
She: "Of course I do, I'm a Native American!"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Skivee
Date: 03 May 05 - 01:04 AM

"You didn't kill Liberty Valence, I did"
I think it's from 2001, a Space Oddessy but I'm not sure

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Sandra
Date: 03 May 05 - 01:33 AM

I didn't read the first thread, but did we have....

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Say Hello to my little friend....(Scarface)

I'M WAWKIN HERE...(Midnight Cowboy)

Not very profound, but you can't forget these.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt
Date: 03 May 05 - 05:25 AM

Can;t remember which Pink Panther film but Clueseau says to the butler,
' Who are you ?'
reply,
' I'm the butler'
Clueseau, ' and what do you do ?'

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST
Date: 03 May 05 - 06:27 AM

So, that's what an invisible barrier looks like. (Three stooges movie)

The scene is a British warship that is disabled and there is a German submarine somewhere about. A seaman drops a spanner, and the Captain says "The next man who makes a noise, I'll have his guts for a necktie." Jack hawkins? THE CRUEL SEA.

"Any man who endangers this mission, I will cause that man to curse his Mother for giving him birth." Trevor Howard, Mutiney on the Bounty.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Bainbo
Date: 03 May 05 - 07:16 AM

Here's a line that's useful for just about any occasion

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt
Date: 03 May 05 - 09:28 AM

From Oh Brother Where Art Thou,

Pappy O'Daniel to his son, " thank god your mother died giving birth, if she'd seen ya she'd have died of shame. "

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 03 May 05 - 10:50 AM

He died in a bizarre gardening accident.

You can't really dust for vomit.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Chip2447
Date: 03 May 05 - 02:10 PM

"I think we need a bigger boat." Jaws

The whole "I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
"Fill yer hands you sonofabitch" scene from True Grit


And then from Braveheart...
Stephen ... "Him? That can't be William Wallace...I am prettier than this man. Allright, father! I'll ask him! If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?"
Hamaish ... "Is your father a ghost, or are you conversing with the almighty?"
Stephen ... "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father! The Almighty says, 'Don't change the subject! Just answer the fuckin' question!'"
Hamish ... "Mind your tongue!"
Hamish's Father ... "Insane Irish!"
Stephen ... "Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man."
Wallace ... "That's me friend, Irishmen. And the answer to your question is yes. If you fight for me, ya get to kill the English."
Stephen ... "Excellent! Stephen is my name! I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not ON my island, of course. ... "
Hamish ... "Island? You mean Ireland?"
Stephen ... "Yeah, it's MINE."
Hamish ... "Yer a madman."
Stephen ... (Laughs) "I've come to the right place then."


Chip2447

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: The Walrus
Date: 03 May 05 - 05:23 PM

SHE: "So, What's it like being dead?"
HE: "You know the chicken at Treski's?"
SHE: "Yes?"
HE: "It's worse!"
SHE: (subdued) "Worse than the chicken at Treski's"

Woody Allen and Diane Keaton in "Love and Death"


SHE: "You could say, I'm half Saint, half whore."
HE: "Let's hope I get the half that eats."

As above

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 May 05 - 05:03 AM

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, " how do you know he's a king ?
he's not covered in shit "

eric

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Beer
Date: 04 May 05 - 06:18 PM

It that's your knee roll over. If it's not your knee I'll roll over. I beleive it was in a movie with W.C. Fields and, and, and, damn, I can't remember her name.
Also, Never drink water, fish make love in it. W.C. Fields

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Micca
Date: 04 May 05 - 06:26 PM

there is the line from "Repo man"
Gov Spokesperson talking to TV interviewer
" Sometimes people just explode"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Peace
Date: 04 May 05 - 06:33 PM

Mae West.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 May 05 - 06:37 PM

Don't Panic!

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Peace
Date: 04 May 05 - 09:01 PM

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: CStrong
Date: 04 May 05 - 10:21 PM

Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Bill D
Date: 04 May 05 - 10:43 PM

"NO!"

Marcel Marceau,"Silent Movie"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Beer
Date: 04 May 05 - 11:09 PM

Thanks Brucie
Beer

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST
Date: 05 May 05 - 09:44 PM

"Abby...um...Abby Normal!"

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: The Walrus
Date: 06 May 05 - 04:48 AM

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Michael Caine in 'The Italian Job' (the real one, not the remake)

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 06 May 05 - 05:39 AM

"Release the prisoners". Orc leader insructing his soldiers to discharge a catapult containing the severed heads of his opponents.
(Lord of the Rings).
"That was the highlight of my honeymoon". John Mills describing the sea water glistening on his new brown boots as he took a morning stroll with his best mate while his new bride slept. (The Family Way)

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 06 May 05 - 08:52 AM

Wewease Woderwick

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 06 May 05 - 09:21 AM

Maximus: At my signal, unleash hell

"The Gladiator" (I have to admit that every time I hear this line, I giggle.)

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: beadie
Date: 06 May 05 - 09:48 AM

"Sometimes the magic works, . . . . and sometimes it doesn't"

Chief Dan George on realizing that his decision to die today has not been successful.

From LITTLE BIG MAN .

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 06 May 05 - 12:01 PM

I'm shocked, SHOCKED...

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: alanabit
Date: 07 May 05 - 03:37 AM

James Garner to Walter Brennan in "Support Your Local Sheriff":
"Go and tell Joe Danby that I am going to arrest him for murder in twenty minutes".
"What are you going to do when he kills me?"
"Why, then I'll arrest him for both murders."

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Azizi
Date: 07 May 05 - 05:59 AM

"Who ya gonna call?"
"Ghostbusters!"
[the first Ghostbuster's Movies-maybe it was just the song from the movie, but I figure it still counts]I use it all the time everytime someone asks that first question.

"Don't Panic! All is well."
[from Animal House-"Don't panic" was mentioned upthread. But IMO, the two sentences have to be said together for the biggest kick].

"Sexual Chocolate!"
[from Coming to America]
Said by Eddie Murphy when he was portraying a host of a church function. He introduced a band of that name and the audience [except the African prince] found them to be less than inspiring...

That was a funny scene..actually they all were.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Azizi
Date: 07 May 05 - 06:05 AM

Okay-the Ghostbuster song wasn't a movie scene.

But it evokes scenes from a funny movie-so it counts as far as I'm concerned.

Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 07 May 05 - 06:05 AM

"I am Spartacus"

from "That Thing you Do"