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Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: RangerSteve Date: 07 May 05 - 10:15 AM While travelling through Afghanistan, someone lost the corkscrew. WE were forced to live for days on food and water. - W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee. |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: kendall Date: 07 May 05 - 10:29 AM I forget the name of the movie...Jack Nicholson was saying to the lady in response to her constant harping about her dead husband: "If he was so fucking great, why is he so fucking dead"? |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: heric Date: 07 May 05 - 10:34 AM Clint to the bounty hunters: "Dying ain't much of a living." Clint to the mule abusing bandits: "Now if you apologize to him like I know you're going to. . . " |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: heric Date: 07 May 05 - 10:41 AM Oh! This IS my favorite of all time: Gem: "I said 'hey' Mr. Cunningham." |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: heric Date: 07 May 05 - 10:45 AM (Scout) |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Peace Date: 07 May 05 - 05:19 PM TKAM. Great, great book. |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Ellenpoly Date: 12 May 05 - 11:15 AM "Hitler, come on, I'll buy you a glass of lemondade." -"Max" |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: JedMarum Date: 12 May 05 - 11:51 AM "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain," says the Wizard of Oz, emphatically, as Toto exposes him. Such a perfect line for some of our political folks, these days! |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: belter Date: 12 May 05 - 03:45 PM "Mexico is my beat. I'm walking my beat. I'm walking." Once upon a time in Mexico from Tank Girl - "What!" & "I keep telling you. I don't want to." I thought "Don't Panic" was hichicker's guide to the galaxy |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: belter Date: 12 May 05 - 03:46 PM Speeking of hgttg - "I'll handle this. I'm brittish, I know how to queue." |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Chris Green Date: 12 May 05 - 06:42 PM From Whoops Apocalypse (1986) Peter Cook (as Prime Minister): "Some say that unemployment in Britain is caused by chronic government mismanagement. But we all know The REAL reason for it, don't we? Pixies! Sprites, elfin folk, call them what you will. Creeping into our factories, casting their nasty little spells. I've got one here, as it happens. (holds up empty jar) One of the very worst kind. The invisible ones!" |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: dwditty Date: 12 May 05 - 11:11 PM In Reversal of fortune, Alan Dershowitz (Ron Silver) says to Claus Von Bulow, "You are a very strange man." Von Bulow (Jeremy Irons) gets a very weird expression on his face and says, "You have no idea." |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Big Al Whittle Date: 13 May 05 - 07:46 PM I didn't get angry, I said to myself......this, is the business we are engaged in (the Godfather) |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: ranger1 Date: 13 May 05 - 08:29 PM Buzz Lightyear to Woody in Toy Story: "You are a sad, strange little man." |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Kaleea Date: 14 May 05 - 01:15 AM After Inspector Clouseau causes yet another catastrophe & destroys the big shiny grand piano, the butler says, "Zat vas a priceless Shhhtienvay!" Clouseau replies in his all important way, "Nyoet ineemyourre!" |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: GUEST Date: 14 May 05 - 12:08 PM "I'll make you sorry your father ever squirted you out." Dwight Yokum in Sling Blade |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: sixtieschick Date: 15 May 05 - 05:33 AM "Round up the usual suspects." |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: The Curator Date: 15 May 05 - 05:43 AM (For double meanings)Roger Moore's great one liners in the Bond movies. |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: robomatic Date: 15 May 05 - 08:57 AM Kathleen Turner in Body Heat: "You're not very bright are you? I like that in a man." |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Bainbo Date: 15 May 05 - 06:07 PM Oh yeah, Kathleen Turner. In The Man With Two Brains, she arrives with new husband Steve Martin at a beautiful adobe-style villa, flowers all over the porch, two Mexican servants waiting to greet them. Kathleen (scornfully): "What are those assholes doing on the porch?' Steve (laughing): "Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced 'azaleas'. |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Alba Date: 15 May 05 - 06:14 PM Jack to a very drunk Miles who is returning from using the payphone: " Jack did you drink and dial, tell me you didn't drink and dial man" From Sideways |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Peace Date: 15 May 05 - 10:59 PM From "WC Fields and Me" Fields was being interviewed by the IRS regarding his tax return. He had been claiming a case of gin every month as a business expense. When asked to justify that he replied, "I'm a comedian. When I'm not drunk I'm not funny." The IRS went on to inquire about donations to a 'home for Chilean bastards'. Fields responded, "Yes. I gave to the Peruvian bastards LAST year." |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: heric Date: 16 May 05 - 11:09 AM "I didn't surrender, but my horse did." -Chief Dan George |
Subject: RE: BS: More favorite movie lines From: Chris Green Date: 16 May 05 - 02:18 PM Not really a line from a film, but when Quentin Crisp was asked by US customs if he was a practicing homosexual he replied "No. I am perfect!" |