BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday

Subject: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Wesley S
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 06:00 PM

Here is the text of an e-mail someone here at work received - make of it what you will :

Dear Deborah,

Please help the Republican National Committee celebrate a very special birthday on July 6th.
Join Republicans from across the country in wishing President Bush a Happy Birthday by adding your name to the RNC's e-card. As one of our Party's strongest supporters, I know the President will be delighted to receive your warm thoughts and kind words on his birthday.

And if you can, I hope you will take this opportunity to commemorate President Bush's 59th birthday with a gift our entire Party can share. Your secure online gift of $59 or whatever you can afford -- $25, $50 or even $100 -- will help the RNC provide the resources needed to fully enact the President's agenda and keep our Party moving forward.

I look forward to adding your name to the RNC's Birthday e-card to President Bush. And thank you for your continued support of our President, Party and cause.

Best Wishes,


Ken Mehlman
RNC Chairman

P.S. In order for your name to be included on the RNC's birthday e-card to President Bush, I need to hear from you by June 30th . Please click here to sign President Bush's birthday card and make a secure online gift our entire Party can share. Thank you.

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Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 06:20 PM

I will be sure to send a donation.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 06:24 PM

I just did... I filled up me gas tank. Hey, somebody's gotta buy the bullets. SOB's.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 06:55 PM

I was thinking about sending him a large bag of pretzels.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:21 PM

I wish him an exuberant birthday followed by a stroke. I think it would be very interesting for him to discover how the handicapped get by -- the wounded, the amputees, the paraplegic, the differently abled who have to wreak every ounce of energy they can out of their frames just to get dressed in the morning. A real learning experience. It might add some depth to his spurious and superficial faith of which he speaks so often and so loudly.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:32 PM

By golly, who could resist an opportunity like this? Who, I ask?

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:33 PM

Shatner would, that's fer shore.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Janie
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:37 PM

Darn, I can't see seem to find my checkbook....

J.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:39 PM

Do you suppose my bank will honour a cheque made out to FUCKHEAD?

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:40 PM

Box of bear poop in the mail....

b~

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 10:56 PM

They won't, Bruce. Banks are notoriously tight-assed and unhelpful. I suggest making it out to "Fearless Leader" instead. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 11:06 PM

Fearless Leader Fuckhead it is then. Thanks, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 07:05 AM

I have a soft spot for George Bush...Romney Marsh.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: DougR
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:04 PM

Not me, L.H., my check is on the way!

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:09 PM

Much to the dismay of the nearly 2,000 ex-incarnate American souls wandering around wondering why they listened to this dumb-bell in the first place, the 100,000 widows, orphans, and broken Iraqis, and the grief-racked families in our own towns. I am sure they are all thrilled at what you are supporting, Doug.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:47 PM

Damn, I have misplaced the blonde wig, high heels, 10 bottles of bubbly and the girlish giggle I used for the last President I wished Happy Birthday....

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jun 05 - 10:23 PM

So, uh, exactly how did Bill taste?

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 08:08 PM

Glad someone brought Bill into the mix.......

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA is an anagram of TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS.


Also:- ELECTION RESULTS becomes LIES - LETS RECOUNT, and GEORGE BUSH becomes HE BUGS GORE

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 08:22 PM

Don (W) T, that is too funny! I guess everything is preordained after all. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 08:50 PM

Peace,
you must be too young to know about MM & JFK.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 10:41 PM

Bill Clinton was a man Chongo would have been happy to share a cigar or two with...but not that way.

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jun 05 - 09:48 PM

ewww

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jun 05 - 09:52 PM

I'll give him a lotto card http://www.wtv-zone.com/tweet/FUN-UNUSUAL/B_ss_scratch_gamble.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 25 Jun 05 - 04:42 AM

Perhaps, if we all club together, we can buy him an uninhabited desert (Sahara, or Gobi?) where he can go play with his soldiers, leaving the rest of the world feeling much safer.

Don T.