BS: Hull= best place in the uk.

Subject: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:19 AM

i seen a telly programme, it says hull got more fish and chip shops than any other city in uk [about 200],and it also got about 200 kebab ships ans curry ships.
and only 5 gyms [gyms are rubbish].

and in hull we got a smoking club, a binge drinking club, and a ferret club.waht more could anybody want in a city?

and hull got loads of pubs as well.

and pound shiops and charity ships.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:23 AM

Gyms are excellent jOhn that's were I get my excellent physique from. If I didn't go to the gym I wouldn't be able to eat all those fish and chips.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:29 AM

Hull is ok it is just in the wrong place....

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: mooman
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:37 AM

Hull is indeed a fine city and I look forward to sampling all of the 200 fish n'chip ships and also all of the the pubs in due course (so far only one fish n'chip ship and one curry ship and three or four pubs).

I will give the smoking club and binge drinking club a miss I think as that is not really my thing.

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:40 AM

West Hull is fine, East Hull on the other hand.... yuk!! pog central!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: BaldEagle2
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:42 AM

Not many people nowadays know that it was the citizens of Hull who hung a ship-wrecked monkey, thinking that the monkey was a French spy.

The Mayor of Hull told the press that it had happened at Hartlepool, and the thick sods of Hartlepool thought it improved their image so didn't deny it.   So that is why everyone now thinks it was people of Hartlepool what did it.

(Here in America, the supportors of Hartlepool F.C. call themselves "The Monkey Hangers"), so its not only the British who have got it wrong.

Honest.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:45 AM

heloo, it wasnt hull waht hanged a monkey, it was newcastle.

anyway=mayor of hull is a puff, and they sacked him for molesting policemen [allgidly].

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 12:51 PM

Hull IS on the up, slowly but surely, I've been here all my 34 years so I can vouch for that.

The music scene is buzzing at the moment - partly due to the fantastic independent (ie not licking the Council's arse) website:

www.thisisull.com

Check it out, write to them with your opinions, reviews, coming up gigs, stories, anything you like.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: greg stephens
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 12:55 PM

Stoke on Ternt is better you Yorkshire tyke you get back in your kebab Sir JOhn

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 01:06 PM

I used to dislike Hull but don't any more, it's cheap here and that's important when you're not very minted... there are good places and events here, you just have to seek them out because they're the ones ignored by the Hull Daily Fail.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,john
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 02:25 PM

greg-i bt stok on tent dident get a big bridge!

like [like humbr bridge=[ big-[really big bridge=[so=just shut up then]=

hull got more big bridge than stioke in trebnt, and i never been there [soke on trenrt], i bet its rbbih!

this keybord is fuked up, too many bears spilleed on it.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 02:41 PM

And whose fault is that?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 02:50 PM

i bet all stoke bridges is really small [like midget bridge].

i bt they not got no good bridge there, theeeeeeey jst jelloius of hull.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM

The monkey story is about Hartlepool. That's why they have a monkey for the symbol of their local football team - and the people of Hartlepool chose the man who used to put on a monkey suit to parade around at matches to be the first elected Mayor of Hartlepool. True. Sometimes reality can trump all the urban legends...

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 05:15 PM

Hull

Hull is nice
i've been there twice
I even met sir jOhn
if you deviate
via Harrogate
You'll wish you'd never gone

Harrogate

In Harrogate
theres a Pizza Hut
               But
         It's shut

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 05:57 PM

Harrogate came high on the best places to live, apparently...WHY? Like York it's full of stuck up people. They have been slating Hull for being racist and yet York football club was the only one who refused to sign the football anti-racism agreement.

Nuff said. Long live 'ull, it's sometimes dull, but it's all right really, I swear down man...now where's me Burberry cap our Sharon?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud Kurdish refugee
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 07:18 PM

Ha ha ha. do you remember me. GUEST,jOhn.. greg stephens... Hon Sir jOhn from Hull ... flamenco ted ... hhh your nightmare in back. special flamenco ted.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: bobad
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 07:22 PM

Thank goodness for socialized medicine, sounds like Hull can really use it.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud Kurdish refugee
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 07:36 PM

i have the best plan to make Hull the best place in UK.
who wants to know? just let me know and i'll type them in this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud English woman
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 07:37 PM

I love proud Kurdish music. And proud English music too. But Hassan Shariff rules ok!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud Kurdish refugee
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 07:39 PM

yes he does rule ok. i agree with you %100. well done. it seems that you are the only English woman in Hull city who knows Kurdish music.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud English woman
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 07:45 PM

Yeah, and am trying to find out more about it. Can you tell me some artists who are popular with Kurds.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud English woman
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:00 PM

Ok, tell me about your plan to make Hull better. I'm interested..

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud Kurdish refugee
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:17 PM

The best Kurdish Musicion in Kurdistan is called Shivan Perwer and there is many more like Diyar, Hassan Zirak, Hassan Sharif, Dilshad, and many more.

I'll tell you my plans later if that is ok with you, because they are about 10 hours of talking. and 100 pages of writing. and 300000 movment of hands and legs to try to explain. you see.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud English Woman
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:19 PM

Ok. Good things come to those who wait....

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:23 PM

you have to come down hard on wmd's
never take chances with weapons of monkey destruction..

in the circmstances, it was harsh but fair

you poncy southerners would let the monkeys just walk in and take over

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud Kurdish refugee
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:28 PM

What monky? where is it? i want to see it?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud English Woman
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:28 PM

Hey I'm no soft Southerner, I'm a stout Yorkshire lass and proud of it too.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud Kurdish refugee
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:30 PM

What is going on? you see Hull people are fighting each other. so maybe the program had a point.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud English Woman
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:50 PM

Maybe littledrummer is taking the wee.

Or maybe he's got shittake from taking too many mushrooms.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud Kurdish refugee
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 08:51 PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Proud English Woman
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 09:02 PM

Ha ha glad you liked that one!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: BaldEagle2
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 05:21 PM

See.   What did I tell you?

The people in Hartlepool actually believe that they once hung a monkey thinking it was a Napoleonic spy.   They believe heart and soul, because all their parents, teachers and ministers told them that it was true.

The original mob started off by not denying the blame thrown at them by Hull, but went on to accept that if everyone in the press said that they had done it,then they must have done it, because you can always rely on what is printed in newspapers as being the gospel truth.   And later generations did not stop to think how stupid a story it really is.   It only makes sense if you relocate the action to Hull - they have the mental and physical capacity to pull off such a harebrained scheme.   (And are sneaky enough to blame someone else).

It's rahter like that bloke Hannaran (sp?) what accepted the blame for all of Christie's murders and got chopped for it.   No one could convince him he didn't do any of them.   Not even his defence attorney.   And now Hartlepooleans are convinced that they murdered that poor little creature that had done nobody any harm ....

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 13 Aug 05 - 12:59 PM

My ancestors came from Cottingham (frighteningly close to Hull), and I'm rather odd in a creepy sort of way(I listen to Roy Harper from choice, play 'Willie o' Winesbury' finger-style on a resonator, support Southampton and bore people in pubs with pop trivia - Buddy Holly's pilot was Roger Perterson, Phil Lynott's middle name was Paris, Will Young is crap, etc).

I don't mess with monkies, tho'.....

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Aug 05 - 01:36 PM

jOhn, are 'binge drinking clubs' what it sounds like? Can't imagine a place devoted to it, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Nov 05 - 03:36 PM

There is loads of kurdih people in hull now, they all came here becase its so nice.

[and becase they all like fish and chips as well].

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Madam George from the Gates of Hull
Date: 02 Nov 05 - 07:51 PM

You forgot to mention how sunny it is and that it is the flamenco capital of England. Haven't you learned anything from hanging out with Ted? Even I know that much from reading this forum!

Olé! Pass the sunscreen and the castinets.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Nov 05 - 07:37 AM

as a man who has seen a bit of the world sir jOhn, how would you say Hull compares with Cleethorpes?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 03 Nov 05 - 08:22 AM

No comparison. How can the curry-ship capital of *spit* Yorkshire be compared with the Jewel of the Lincolnshire Riviera, with its miles of beaches, the sand bleached white by the tropical sunshine, beautiful gardens filled with exotic plant species, the promenade with its numerous havens of intellectually-inspired entertainment, and fine wining and dining on the finest delicacies harvested from the crystal-blue waters of the North Sea?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Nov 05 - 08:30 AM

Hull is so fabulous I am moving out.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Nov 05 - 08:41 AM

I thought about moving to Hull so I went there to have a look around. I met this guy in a pub and asked him.... "Is it so full of druggies here as they say and so terribly violent?" He told me there was a drug problem but the violence was minimal. I asked him what he did for a living and he told me he was a "Tail gunner" on an ice cream van.
Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Nov 05 - 08:27 PM

See the real Hull - www.thisisull.com

And please fill in the short online survey!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 04:38 AM

That online survey looks like an e mail hoover to me. If you fill it in you will get shedloads of spam from vegans.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: s6k
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 07:16 AM

my spam is mostly from Viagra... (hope someone isnt trying to tell me something) or women looking for one night stands... supposedly.... or cheap mortgages.... 15 a day at the moment

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 08:12 AM

bloody hell that's good - according to MacAfee I'm up to 98 yesterday and about 15 got through

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 08:12 AM

I lived in Hull since I was -9 months old. Such is the wonder of the old city that I moved to Beverley 8 weeks ago. Have I missed it? Errrrr..................

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,Jack Ketch
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 08:37 AM

Proud Kurdish Refugees plan to improve 'ull is to move it to Kurdistan.

Bets place in the UK my arse.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 09:48 AM

If Hull is so great, what don't we read about Charlie & Camilla visiting THERE, instead of coming over and bothering the colonies?

Maybe they haven't been invited!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 12:42 PM

Spam from vegans Ted? Not likely, unless it's that dodgy 'Quorn' variety - (grown in a laboratory from something 'of mushroom origin' no thanks).

Subject: RE: BS: Hull= best place in the uk.
From: GUEST,DB
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 02:00 PM

Actually I seem to remember that the monkey landed in Whitby about the time that Bram Stoker imported a black dog called Dracula. The mayor of Harrogate was holidaying in Whitby at the time which is irrelevant except that he was staying in the same seaside boarding house as the Chief Executive Officer of Hartlepool District Council. He had a cousin whose next door neighbour's father was rather too fond of a "binge-drinking club" in Hull - are you with me so far?
I'm not sure I am - I seem to have lost the thread - but I know that some sort of misunderstanding happened because the Chief Exec. and his cousin got drunk together at ... somebody's ... funeral in Selby.

Then Dracula burst in and turned them all into monkeys!!

I think that's right ... may have got some of the details a bit mixed up ...