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BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!!
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Subject: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: GUEST,Mr Happy Date: 23 Aug 05 - 07:53 PM On UK late night TV, there's frequent ads about chat lines: 'Chat to Sexy Girls......etc' then the screen shows pics of absolute dogs! I ask you------Why would ANYONE want to spend good munny on premium fone lines to chat to them! They look like a bunch of fat thickies! Comments? |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: bobad Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:07 PM Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:10 PM Look, man, don't get sexist on us, eh? Skanks have to earn money too! And besides... don't knok it if you havent' tired it. - BDiBR |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Ebbie Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:11 PM LOL "fat thickies" on one end of the line; "thin sickies" on t'other. |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: GUEST Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:15 PM It's when they open their mouths and this estuary english comes out that I have to laugh. They're thick as two planks, but not so thick as the boys that tune in and ring them. Sexy they ain't! |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Cluin Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:16 PM It's a signal. It means "Go to bed!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: GUEST,Pogo77@Comcast.net Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:24 PM The women you see aren't even the women who work the lines. Usually the women who work the lines are middle-aged, and working from home w/ call forwarding. (Just like the ones you find on-line!) :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Amos Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:25 PM Maybe you've forgotten, Mister Happy, what it feels like to be an ugly, desperate, socially unqualified and inept teenager in the grip of new testosterone. :D I am sure there are plenty of people among the Spontaneously Erect in the UK who are providing plenty of business to these undiscriminating public service lasses -- after all, "getting it " over the phone means you don't have to wear a bag over your head! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Rapparee Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:32 PM If I wanted to chat with sexy girls I'd call my neices. They've got brains to go with their beauty and can express themselves without giggles punctuating every word. And they want to talk about things like marathon running (the youngest), art and carving, microbiology, extremophiles, their education, What Dad Was Like When He Was Young, and other such things. And there's no per-minute charge. |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: GUEST,Mr Happy Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:33 PM Amos Guess u mean 'toss-tester-one'!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: frogprince Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:36 PM Now there's a cultural difference between the U.S. and the U.K.; the women in the comparable TV ads here actually look darn good. But I wouldn't bet a plugged nickel that the ones who answer the calls look anything like that. Maybe the U.K. has stronger truth-in-advertising laws? |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Cluin Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:37 PM FYI, they are not offering intellectual dialogue, you know? Just aural stimulation of a different organ than the brain. |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: open mike Date: 23 Aug 05 - 09:56 PM what's extremophiles? and what am i doing here in this thread?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Rapparee Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:51 PM Here's one example of extremophile discussion. |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Cluin Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:54 PM Perverts! |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:14 AM I thought beauty was in the eye of the beer holder..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: MBSLynne Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:53 AM Ok.... ADVERT: "Chat to an intelligent, educated woman now. Pm me!!!" Lol! This could be a whole new marketing opportunity! Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:53 AM What, and run the risk of being put through to an airheaded bimbo?! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: George Papavgeris Date: 24 Aug 05 - 05:44 AM Oh come on - it's advertising, not real life. When was the last time your car tyres were changed by a model from the Pirelli calendar? Or nubile ladies jumped on you as soon as you put on the latest aftershave? And if dirty talk is what I was after, I'd call my best mate in Greece - he has a mouth like a sewage-eating hippo with halitosis. But then, it's been some time since I have been in a testosterone grip, as Amos put it (or was it "since I gripped my testosterone"?, whatever). And when someone tells me about a club that's "folkin' good" I no longer see the joke. *sigh* |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Rapparee Date: 24 Aug 05 - 09:29 AM Advertising ISN'T real life? But...but...that would mean that advertisers haven't been telling me the truth!!! My day is ruined. My life is now meaningless, my buoyant spirit crushed. I should fling myself into the river, only it's about three inches deep and doing so would be pretty futile since I would only get a bloody nose out of it. No, I shall walk into the Green Tee Bar and shout to the cowboys gathered there, "Sheepherders rule, cowmen suck!" That should do it. Oh, my. And I'd so hoped to live to be twelve years old.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 24 Aug 05 - 09:52 AM Sounds interesting MBSLynne, what are you wearing? ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Amos Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:24 AM LOL, D%TAM!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:28 AM Hmmmm there may be something in this...... must go work out my phone charges.. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: MBSLynne Date: 24 Aug 05 - 01:08 PM I don't like to turn you on too much Dave, but I'm wearing a sensible tweed skirt, a blouse buttoned up to the neck and a twin set. Also thick woolly stockings and carpet slippers.....interested? Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: PoppaGator Date: 24 Aug 05 - 01:23 PM BSLynne ~ don't forget to leave the rollers in your hair! |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 24 Aug 05 - 01:39 PM MMMMMM my kinda woman LOL ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: MBSLynne Date: 24 Aug 05 - 01:47 PM Oh of course Poppa...and I have my little reading glasses on a chain round my neck Love Lynne |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: beardedbruce Date: 24 Aug 05 - 01:58 PM glasses, too? bsmbh |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 24 Aug 05 - 02:01 PM I can confirm the woolly stockings! But the rest of the outfit... I leave to your imagination! (Going for a Nora Batty lookalike?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: frogprince Date: 24 Aug 05 - 03:15 PM Wut's a twin set? |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: frogprince Date: 24 Aug 05 - 03:41 PM Years ago in Chicago the sex industry made a series of attempted end runs around the massage parlor laws. Once there was an outbreak of ads for waterbed demonstrations; another time the ads were all for nude manicurists. There were others I can't remember right now. But perhaps the stupidist was a bunch of ads offering "hot nasties". I saw one storefront sign for that while walking on the near north side, and will admit to walking in out of curiousity. The entry wall were hung with creepy prints that looked kind of like cubist lizards having sex. The girl at the counter was plain, with several pounds of makeup. I asked her what the deal really was. In a voice like a really rusty hinge squacking, she recited: "For 10 bucks you can talk dirty to a girl; for 15 bucks you can talk dirty to a topless girl; for 20 bucks you can talk dirty to a naked girl; no f**king or s**king at any price." I left with all the money I came in with. |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:41 PM Hey, there are places in Romford where you can get the first three for free!! Whether you want them or not! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Dead Horse Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:43 PM (how do I do heavy breathing in text?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: MBSLynne Date: 24 Aug 05 - 06:38 PM hhhhhhhh...hhhhhhhhh...hhhhhhhhh |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 24 Aug 05 - 07:28 PM The problems of going out with another 'catter.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Cluin Date: 24 Aug 05 - 09:57 PM There's this alternative. |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:16 PM I have to behave myself in Romford Liz (my cousin is a Curate at St Edward The Confessor Anglican Church LOL) |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Dead Horse Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:24 PM So get in good with him. Do something to confess about! If there are any female pree-verts looking in, I am selling my used underpants (unwashed) at £15 a pair (thats one, OK?) But the first ten orders get a free pair of socks thrown in (thats two, right?)(one right, one left). And just for Liz......"I got a brown sock, but I havn't got a pair......" |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: frogprince Date: 26 Aug 05 - 01:25 PM I almost called one of those "chat" number once, but then I remembered that Pat Robertson says good Christians don't engage in oral sex... |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 26 Aug 05 - 06:04 PM Dead Horse, Mate if I had to confess they would not be able to afford the fecking overtime bill ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Ebbie Date: 26 Aug 05 - 09:14 PM That link gave me a start. Rosie has an invisible bottom. |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Mrs.Duck Date: 27 Aug 05 - 11:43 AM Well in my opinion.....oh damn there's the phone again - sorry duty calls!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: BK Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:43 AM ?another reason we NEVER watch TV at our house. Chersm BK |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: MBSLynne Date: 29 Aug 05 - 09:38 AM ROFLMAO Mrs Duck!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: GUEST,hot Date: 04 Sep 05 - 01:32 PM hey u sound sweet send me back |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: MBSLynne Date: 04 Sep 05 - 02:04 PM Me? I am..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: GUEST Date: 05 Sep 05 - 12:46 PM talk wit me nah |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: Grab Date: 05 Sep 05 - 01:22 PM Pat Robertson says good Christians don't engage in oral sex... I think maybe he read that wrong and got the "good" in the wrong place. Which explains a lot about fundamentalists and their general sense of desperation... |
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Subject: RE: BS: TV Ads: Chat to Sexy Girls- NOW!! From: GUEST,fff Date: 14 Sep 05 - 06:44 AM |
