BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!

Subject: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 12:29 PM

Yes! It's high time we joined together to rid the world of all sources of insipidity! Let's start with Kenny G. Then we can move on to Care Bears, Barney and Kevin Costner!

We know some bleeding hearts are going to say "Oh, no! Don't ban 'em! Insipidity can be overcome!" Well, they're wrong! Once insipid, always insipid! The insipid can never be made vital, provocative or spirited. They are doomed to forever remain bland, dull, boring and indifferent. Let's just get rid of 'em! Put 'em all on trains and send 'em someplace where their insipidity can do no harm. Yes! Send 'em all to Disney theme parks!

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 12:57 PM

move 'em all to Mississinsipidi? South of Hattiesburg?

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 05:58 PM

There's not much left south of Hattiesburg. And why would you want to inflict such a fate on the poor storm-bedeviled people of that area? Disney theme parks sounds like a good idea though. Aren't most of them already there anyway? And don't forget to send Tom Cruise.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 07:19 PM

I get Kenny G inflicted on me in many elevators and hotel lobbies, there must be a better place for him and his sax.

If you want cute come to China. It is going through a phase I saw when I lived in Japan where Hello Bloody Kitty is de rigeur for girls from 12-25.

And as for Chinese pop music it is saccharine sweet and the boy-girl band phenomena has hit the music scene (such as it is) here in a big way. Even the rock bands are pretty insipid as they cannot use lyrics that might inflame social tensions or refer to the poorer side of China's glorious leadership.

At least the Sichuan and Hunnan food is defeinately not insipid.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 08:41 PM

The prettiest girl I ever saw
Was insipidly drinking cider through a straw....

I'm witchoo, BWL...what about those in other lands, though? We can't have them all rushing in to be vapid with Mickey and Minnie. There isn't enough room in FLorida and Anaheim to keep up with our high school insipds, which we are churning out by the googol every year.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 10:00 PM

Aw hell, Amos, if we run outta room for 'em at Disney parks we can send a few to Dollywood.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 10:45 PM

Wow. You ARE onna roll, Bee-dubya-ell. But you are treading on thin eggs with the Barney ban. Recall: What's purple and stands straight up and greets you first thing in the morning?

Ah, ha. Didn't think of THAT I bet.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 10:48 PM

Hey, waitaminute! Does this mean Teletubbies, also? That's carrying democracy too far.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 10:59 PM

"Treading on thin eggs", huh? I don't believe that's how the saying goes, but what do I know? I ain't no rocket surgeon.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 11:03 PM

Oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 11:06 PM

See, that's eggzackly my point, BWL .... one of thos einsipid people would have just shrugged and said, "Whateeeever....".

Dollywood is a great idea. If worse comes to worst we can probably borrow Graceland or the White House....


A

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 01:57 AM

Why can't we be real nice to everybody.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: GUEST, Hamish
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 04:00 AM

If there's one thing I really can't stand it's intolerance!

~8^)

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 12:22 PM

Send them all to Ballamory!!! It's a terrible horrible place and just by typing the name, I have the insidious tune rolling round my head now! Go on... click on Play and then the top one.. you'll be singing it for hours too!!!

Bastards, bastards, bastards, the lot of 'em!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 12:38 PM

After that warning, I wouldn't click that link with your finger, Liz.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 01:19 PM

I was just talking to Kevin, BWL. He is pissed off at you, and he says he will probably punch you out if he gets the chance sometime soon... Maybe he's not as insipid as you think! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: John Hardly
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 01:37 PM

Would this thread be a good place to park my Pontiac 6000?

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 01:50 PM

I guess...

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: John Hardly
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 01:53 PM

masterful use of the insipid reply, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 05:15 PM

Thanks, eh? ;-) Have a nice day.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 05:53 PM

John has a Pontiac 6000? I only saw the Econoline when I was at John's house. Oh, John's wife was out of town! She had the insipid car with her!

That's okay, John. Susan had a Dodge Spirit until about a year ago. It was horribly insipid. But when it ceased running it also ceased being insipid. It became junk. And junk has a very low Insipidity Quotient. Don't ask why. It's one of life's great mysteries.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 05:57 PM

But would that leave us with only the purely sipid?
What would rush in to fill the vaccuum left by the insipid?

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 06:03 PM

He has insipid too much gin and tonic.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 01:54 AM

yea but if we all just drink nice fruit juice n' water, instead of all that alkyhol, all the people in the world would all get along better

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: GUEST,insipidestrian
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 01:55 AM

Reading "The Bridges of Madison County" while drinking diet coke from a happy face cup, with smooth jazz emanating from a Clear Channel radio station in the background, while sitting on plastic lawn furniture next to a kidney-shaped swimming pool in a backyard in Tarzana, California.

Seppeku, anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 09:34 PM

Which way's east?

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 12:05 AM

My Gawd, that is truly sick. Tarzana, yet. Horrifying.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: GUEST,insipidestrian
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 01:48 AM

Thank you, gentlemen.

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 01:57 AM

I hope you realize that I have lost all hope just thinking about that hideous scene, Guest, and I am going to destroy myself by eating 1,000 anchovies tomorrow at dawn. You are to blame for this!

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: GUEST,insipidestrian
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 02:11 AM

You just need a vacation. Put on the Osmond's Greatest Hits and light up an imitation strawberry scented candle while you find the perfect place to relax. Somewhere like a Holiday Inn. Rent a video, such as "Love Story" or "The Music Man." Nosh on lime jello topped with cool whip while you watch it. (Don't spill any on your "I heart Tarzana" Tee-shirt.)

Subject: RE: BS: Ban Insipidity!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 02:24 AM

Nice.

LTS