BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling

Subject: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 04:52 PM

I is doing this quick at the hairport before my plain gets here. I is bored of being in England and I'se going travelling.

I got sum pickies here
and I shall put more in wen I get sum.

Jack

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Janie
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 04:57 PM

Jack--are you headed for the Getaway? Can I keep you warm at night?

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 05:44 PM

Oh don't encourage him Janie!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 05:44 PM

oh dear lord, the puppy is loose!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 05:47 PM

The ungrateful pooch....and I did have his passport so he couldn't escape but he got Micca and Taffski in a weak drunken or hungover moment to let him see his passport picture and we haven't seen him since. If anyoen see's him let us know. The family will get the Bail Money ready!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:02 PM

So where did he get the back pack? Who was silly enough to give him money for tickets? Mind you, I did notice him doing tricks at the party....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:05 PM

Shit....must check my purse for my credit card....mind you Micca and Taffski were in a pretty poor..or pickled condition that they could have quite easily given him the money!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:14 PM

Actually, has anyone heard from Taffski since that night?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:19 PM

erm.............nope

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:21 PM

Can't say I have....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:27 PM

Janie, as a friend that I hold dear, may I suggest that you have nothing to do with that loose living puppy? He will cost you dear in bail money.......and paternity suits.........and bar bills.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:34 PM

If he decides to visit Wyoming, we shall ply him with the Glenlivit...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:22 AM

Wonder where he is now? Maybe we'll get a postcard or something.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: pixieofdoom
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:24 AM

Just watch the news and follow the trail of destruction. If he's run off with Taffski there's bound to be terrible trouble before long

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From:
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:30 AM

I can't afford to club together for two lots of bail money....if worst comes to the worst do we bail out Taffski or Jack??!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Phot
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:38 AM

Knowing the hound, he's probably in Russia, as the Vodka is cheaper there.

Wassail! Chris

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:24 AM

Look what I found!

Any ideas where I am? Now to find a bar!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:25 AM

Seems my link does not work....it was sheep, lots of sheep!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Crane Driver
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:33 AM

Oh no - surely the dog's not come to Wales? Who let him over the bridge? I did send them the photo with a warning . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:38 AM

I left England from Terminal 3 at Heathrow, me definitely thinks I am not in Wales!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:48 AM

If you click on the link in Jacks' first post, you'll see he's added another picture...... given the subject matter I'm pretty sure he's with Taffski....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From:
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:52 AM

Oh blimey a Welsh man a puppy with lots of sheep. What is the world coming too??

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:54 AM

And I'm pretty sure those are Dorset Polls.... my great grandfather used to be a shepherd.... before anyone accuses me of being Welsh!

But they are pretty....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: pixieofdoom
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:19 AM

Oh dear.......he could be anywhere. New Zealand has lots of shepp, they might even like himover there, I've heard they're a strange bunch

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:26 AM

Bearing in mind the time the original thread was posted, and the fact that it takes 24+ hours to fly to NZ, I would suggest they're a bit nearer home..... it's taken him less than 14 hours to find a brothel.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Crane Driver
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:32 AM

I think that photo of Heathrow is a blind - there's a bus from Terminal 3 to Cardiff - I still reckon he's taken Taffski to the land of his fathers.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Janie
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 08:31 AM

Awww, my sweet little Jack--how could sumpin' as cute as you cause all this reaction? They must all be jealous.

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 09:30 AM

Is there a bus from T3 to Banbury...

epn

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Crane Driver
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 10:17 AM

Course there is, epn - if you don't mind going via Cardiff.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Tinker
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:35 AM

Hmmm rumor has it Heartfrog is heading to Getaway.. if they both get to the same place at the same time .... A UK conniver and a US Redneck things could get dodgy. Jack does have a harmless look to him though..

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,catsPHiddle
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:37 AM

I wouldn't say Jack was harmless....I hope Heartfrog can move quickly because when that puppy gets amorous there's no stopping him!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: pixieofdoom
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:00 PM

Hi is fairly harmles........til he's had a beer or two......or twelve. Sadly he has mostly had a beer or twelve for breakfast

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:26 PM

I think he's been badly brought up, do you know anything about his family background; should we get social services involved?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:00 PM

that's it, blame the parents......it's always the way........

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:22 PM

I think in the case of Jack it needs the Anti-social services to be involved!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Crane Driver
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:33 PM

Actually, Jack is OK - it's the person whose hand is up his bum you got to watch.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Tinker
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 08:09 PM

Now I have to say Heartfrog has been a bit more of a gentleman.... even if he seems to sing the same song over and over... After all there are alot of mudcat women who are happy to hold him close....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 06:56 AM

So where is the little .... darling? Anyone heard from him recently?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 07:24 AM

I think he woke up this morning feeling a bit ruff, but he did say "I'll be bark" so don't despair.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Tig
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 08:10 AM

Shaun is heaving a sigh of relief. He now knows he can come to Derbyshire with me without the fear of THE PUP! He's not yet recovered from the handfasting experience.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 08:35 AM

Are you sure about that? He's somewhere with sheep and less than 14 hours from Heathrow......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 11:30 AM

Wellll! while we were out there was an attempt at a reverse charge call(Collect call) from Tangier!!!! but we were out and didnt accept it!!( thats in Morocco, so I think it might involve Goats and Camels than sheep!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 11:51 AM

What do the men do when they need a woman in this desert outpost Sergeant?
They use the camels Captain.
G ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Janie
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 12:47 PM

Will the children at Ramblewood be safe if Jack shows up?

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:14 PM

Children seem to love Jack and Jack loves them....they'll be fine.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:15 PM

Janie, I dont think he could eat a WHOLE one!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Janie
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:18 PM

But what effect might he have on their impressionable little minds?

(One could, I suppose, ask that about a number of attendees at the Getaway:^)

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:36 PM

They use the camels Captain

Captain what?

Wilfried, Cpt

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:39 PM

Well Wilfried; there were these two nuns sitting in deck chairs, when a streaker ran past.
Giok ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 03:36 PM

One had a stroke....