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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:45 PM And you didn't even claim 200!!! Shame on you. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Nov 05 - 07:50 PM It only raises you in my estimation Tinker that you didn't succumb to such childish behaviour. Mind you calling your dog Bubba is in questionable taste!! Giok ;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Tinker Date: 05 Nov 05 - 07:14 AM Ah Giok next trip over you'll have to meet my one hundred pound, six foot plus when stretched, indeterminate- breed, monster-footed scaredy cat of a dog. Then you'll understand. The name fits him perfectly. Now when we're angry it occaisionally expands to Bundesbank, but that's another story. tinker By the way he only seems to answer to female alphas. Ask Khatt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Nov 05 - 06:59 AM Ah, perhaps that explains why Khatt is presently barking like a dog and her nose is wet and cold.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 06 Nov 05 - 08:22 AM Indeed that could have something to do with it Liz. Well Jack, Jolene, Jacklene and Joe have left the Patterson abode (thank all the deities!) an have once more set off on their travels...where I have no idea...no doubt we should hear from them at some point. That puppy has a habbit of coming back! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Nov 05 - 04:33 PM I am sorry to report that he has indeed come back. Manitas, Limpit and I have just returned from a quick trip to the European continent, for a birthday party. We had a walk around Calais this afternoon, and to our horror, were recognised by the puppy, just near the lighthouse. It seems he and Jolene ran out of money whilst on a bender in the Cafe du Paris and he was trying his hand at busking to try and raise the Euros. Needless to say he was failing miserably and Jolene was having similar luck selling "favours" on the Rue Royale.... We took pity on them and smuggled them back over the channel, disguised as a pair of novelty slippers and they are presently in our spare room "recovering" as Jack put it. They will be returned to the appropriate domicile (I'm not telling which one, in case you try and move house) just as soon as they've been reunited with the puppies, which I understand were hired out to a Central London toy store, with the instructions to 'look cute and do back flips' in exchange for food. I daresay that he'll post some more pictures when he can... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 21 Nov 05 - 03:45 AM I is worn out. I is been round der werld and I is found a wimmin wot will love me forever, my darlin Joleen. She says that Pin Kee Wan ain't got no chance against her, she ever shows up at my hows, Joleen will rip her ears off and piss down the soggy bits. She got class has my Joleen. I is putting sum more pichers in, whilst that Skweek is at werk. She let us sleep with a kittycat and stopped it from merlestin us. That big black and white one has got stinky bad fishbreth. She made us go outside to piddle tho. It was bluddy cold. We found a warmer corner somewhere inside. They'll find it in a day or to. We is going to get der puppies back dis week. We hopes they made lots of muny kus we is skint. Dem funny speeking buggers in Kalay dont preshiate good musik. Dun Travelling Jack and Jolene |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,me again Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:28 AM I is put some more pikkies in. Dey has got Joleen in dem, on our hunnymoon. We went to sum bars and on a bikeride and looked at der view from der top of a hill. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 21 Nov 05 - 09:19 AM Well they seem very happy with you Liz......shame to move them on really |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Nov 05 - 09:51 AM I do hope they are not even condidering a trip to Scotland, we have our own monster thanks. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Nov 05 - 12:29 PM Just make sure you keep them that side of the Pond. I don't think that the USA will recover from Jack for a long time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Nov 05 - 06:36 PM No, they're not happy at all, they hate it here with the cats and the litter tray... why, only this evening we found a suspicious pile of something on the bathmat..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:01 PM So THATS where the little |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Phot Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:06 AM He's coming back?! We've only just got the house tidy after he left! You should have seen the bottle bank at Tesco's, it took three trips in the Discovery to get rid of all the empties, and who's this floozy he's hitched up with? Time for a phone call to the vet I think! Wassail!! Chris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM Judging by the noise they were making last night, it's too late for the vets..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 23 Nov 05 - 09:52 AM Love this thread! RtS (arf arf) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Nov 05 - 12:37 PM but we may need a vets services in about 8-9 weeks..... did no one ever take these animals to a family planning clinic or at least get a bucket of water over them? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 23 Nov 05 - 12:40 PM don't look at me, I haven't seen the little hell hound for months....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Jackson Date: 26 Nov 05 - 03:42 PM aRE my mUmmy aNd dAddy there?pLease say yeS! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 27 Nov 05 - 06:29 AM What does your daddy look like Jackson? (I'm sure your mummy would like to know.....) Jolenes' puppies are Joe and Jacklene, and they're both here with me now, having done their final stint in Hamleys demonstrating backflips yesterday. I regret to say that they did not leave with the best of references, and much of their wages has been kept back to pay for the doctors bills and the repairs. LTS |
