BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!

Subject: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: GUEST,Mr Happy
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:52 PM

Calling all Krill!!


To escape predators, this is foolproof method:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_reaction

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:55 PM

then how do whales eat tons of them every week?

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 09:57 PM

Krill are the ultimate food source of the oceans....they fuel the whole planet.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: MMario
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:06 PM

krill can obtain speeds of up to 60 cm per second. Whales obviously swim faster then that - or possibly just swallow faster.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 05 - 10:13 PM

They don't have to swim faster. They just open their mouths and the krill and surrounding sea water are drawn in by the gallons.

Whales suck.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 01:24 AM

oooooooooooooooo...

and I suppose, Cluin, next thing you'll be trying to tell me that they are naturals at blowjobs too...

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:28 AM

Reminds me of a krill I used to know!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 04:34 AM

All the nice krills love a sailor.....














I'll get me coat.


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 05:22 AM

The krill I left behind me!

Giok











Wait for me Liz!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 06:41 AM

I want a krill, just like the krill that married dear ol' Dad!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 06:43 AM

Stop it youse guys - youse krillin' me...

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: artbrooks
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 06:45 AM

....how krilling!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: gnu
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:17 AM

Foolestroupe... throw another fillie on the krill and stop spouting off about whales.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:26 AM

That's a gnu idea!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:16 AM

Ah, Krilling softly with his thong......

Krill keep a welcome in the hillsides?

The Krills are alive with the sound of music??















Sorry.

It's been a funny day.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:17 AM

Of course all the krills love a sailor - because a sailor has a krill in every port!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 10:09 PM

SAVE THE KRILL!....................
......................kill the whales!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: bobad
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 10:14 PM

To all the krills I've loved before?

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 10:35 PM

grilled krill will fill Bill to the gill with swill, requiring pill.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: bobad
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 10:40 PM

'twill ?

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 11:00 PM

yup...(perfect answer, bobad)

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: open mike
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 03:17 AM

plankton?

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Naemanson
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 04:21 AM

You go, krill!

How does a krill kiss? She just plankton on the lips.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 05:31 AM

What does a Scottish whale wear under his krill[t]?

G.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 06:02 AM

A bodhran?









Whoosh! Air Force flying low today?

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 09:52 PM

I'd krill for a sense of humour like yours.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Dec 05 - 11:20 PM

Krilly Kankee...

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 04:15 AM

There is a green krill far away.

G

The Krill with Shorn Canary.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 06:50 AM

Well if we're going on a Bond theme - A View to a Krill....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 06:56 AM

The Prince of Whales and his best Krill.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 07:00 AM

Live and let fry

The Fry who loved me

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 07:48 PM

Sean Cannery, with his licence to krill.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 08:57 PM

"ssst...pass the word. We're escaping at dusk.Everyone follow me!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:32 AM

Roger, Number one, should I tell chummy that we're pootling off to Blighty at tiffin time, through Harry? Or is it the old footie match ruse again?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Lady Hillary
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:57 PM

Krill for peace!!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:29 AM

♫♪ Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when ♪♫
G

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 07:36 AM

♫ My beautiful Irish Baleen ♫

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: EBarnacle
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:06 PM

Funny, I'm a boy who likes blubber,
Funny, she's a girl who likes blubber, toooo,
Small, whale wasn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 06:48 PM

The krill is gone

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 06:51 PM

♫ "I got my thrill
On Blueberry krill" ♫

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: bobad
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 06:52 PM

That's a bitter krill to swallow.

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 07:23 PM

But better watch out for the infamous Driller Kriller...

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Kaleea
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 08:01 PM

I thought Krill was an alien of the week on Star Wreck!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 08:12 PM

oh, my friends! We have been OUTDONE!

Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 08:15 PM

MORE than everything you ever wanted to know about how krill escape...or don't