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Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!! From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 09:55 PM SHATNEt? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Semi-Shatner film fest From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 09:59 PM SHAT-NET? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Semi-Shatner film fest From: Cluin Date: 02 Mar 06 - 10:00 PM (s)He's back.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Get up!!! From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 10:02 PM Dead THREADS?
Mr. Gibson, where is your rage?
SHAT.net? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner hits bottom From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:25 PM So sorry silly Willy did not SPLATlike Humpty Dumpty. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner? From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM I am willing to bet the Hawk would bite on a bite of Willy's wanking skin if it were fore-skin verified before auction.
Is Shatner a JEW? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!! From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM oh! Oh! OH! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The glory of Shatner From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM glory, Glory, GLORY halleluah! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner hits bottom From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM You poor, misguided, envious wretch...skulking in the shadows like Chuchundra the muskrat, afraid to enter the room. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:30 PM Get a hobby. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:30 PM Yes, he is a Jew. Are you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The glory of Shatner From: Peace Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:31 PM For your archives, LH: BS: The glory of Shatner 28 02 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM Trace BS: Breaking Shatner News!!! 14 02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM Trace BS: A Piece of Shatner? 19 02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM Trace BS: Shatner LIVE! Discusses his kidneystone 14 02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM Trace BS: Shatner hits bottom 49 02 Mar 06 - 11:25 PM Trace |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM So many folkies find Shatner so much fun, click into the experience and become one the wee-bird. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The glory of Shatner From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM Yeah. There's a certain person out there who feels they must do this now and then. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM And then get a REAL hobby. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatneroholics Anonymous!!! From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:34 PM A re-hab group for an ancient has-been? Perhaps, the solution is found in getting better reception. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatneroholics Anonymous!!! From: Peace Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:35 PM The top eight posts BS: Shatneroholics Anonymous!!! 23 02 Mar 06 - 11:34 PM Trace BS: shatner virus invades mudcat 24 02 Mar 06 - 11:34 PM Trace BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! 39 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM Trace BS: The glory of Shatner 30 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM Trace BS: A Piece of Shatner? 20 02 Mar 06 - 11:30 PM Trace BS: Breaking Shatner News!!! 15 02 Mar 06 - 11:30 PM Trace BS: Shatner hits bottom 50 02 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM Trace BS: Shatner LIVE! Discusses his kidneystone |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatneroholics Anonymous!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:35 PM Get a hobby. |
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Subject: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Peace Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:36 PM Shatner posts are taking over BS. RUN. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Chimps, Shatner, Cubs......(?) From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:39 PM A sincere sorry that the chimps did not bite Shatner's gonads, face, fingers and other body parts off - like the chimp did to this sad soul They taught him to wear clothes, to take showers, to use the toilet, and to watch television in their West Covina, Calif., home. On Thursday, the day they marked as Moe's 39th birthday, their love for the chimp nearly cost them their lives. The Davises were visiting Moe at an animal sanctuary in the hills of eastern Kern County -- a place to which he had been banished after biting a woman -- when they were attacked by two other chimps and brutally mauled. St. James Davis took the brunt of the attack, the ferocity of which left paramedics stunned. ''I had no idea a chimpanzee was capable of doing that to a human," said Kern County Fire Captain Curt Merrell, who was on the scene. Davis, who remained in critical condition Friday, was badly disfigured. According to his wife, he lost all the fingers from both hands, an eye, part of his nose, cheek and lips, and part of his buttocks. His foot was mutilated and his heel bone was cracked. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:40 PM Yes, and all because of one terminally frustrated idiot with a grudge. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner....fights Confederates From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:41 PM Such a strange advocation for a man of suspect honor - is he delusional? The US war between the states hase been settled for 150years. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner....fights Confederates From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:42 PM YOU need a hobby. |
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Subject: RE: BS: William Shatner Croaks! From: GUEST Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:43 PM What a sorrowful misreading. I expected that the world have finally been exocised from his foul folly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: William Shatner Croaks! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:45 PM More "exocise" is exactly what you need. Get a boyfriend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Azizi Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:47 PM Why don't we have any Spock threads? I liked Spock much more than Capt. Kirk. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Azizi Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:49 PM BTW, that isn't a rhetorical question. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Cluin Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:49 PM I liked Uhura. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:49 PM We have had a few, I think. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:50 PM I mean...we've had a few threads about Spock. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: John O'L Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:50 PM Oh-oh. Hope you haven't just created a(nother) monster Azizi. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:52 PM She has not. Trust me. The monster is the fool who refreshes all the old Shatner threads every now and then. It's terrible what loneliness will do to some people. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Azizi Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:56 PM John, did you forget the comma? I have it on good authority that Azizi is not a monster. LOL!! [Maybe it's the frustrated English teacher in me] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: John O'L Date: 03 Mar 06 - 12:11 AM Sorry Azizi. (I did that one on purpose) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: John O'L Date: 03 Mar 06 - 12:35 AM BTW, that last one was intended as humour. I admit it isn't immediately obvious, but it was. Oh dear me. Time for a cup of tea and a little lie-down. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Mar 06 - 12:39 AM Ha! The monster has been quashed. Some wise joe clone has closed all those old threads. Ha! Ha! Ha! Way to go. They are now a historic archive of Shatnerisms, but they cannot be refreshed again. Perfect. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: John O'L Date: 03 Mar 06 - 12:51 AM Oh-oh. Anonny Mouse has just started a new one. Caught shit for it too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Mar 06 - 12:56 AM Well, it doesn't have the S-word in the title. That's the main thing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Mar 06 - 12:59 AM Go to sleep, G-man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Amos Date: 03 Mar 06 - 09:10 AM You may complain, Little Hawk, but notice you are inheriting the wind. These are the seeds of your own folly come to bloom on your doorstep. Confess your errors, and you may be redeemed! LOL A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Azizi Date: 03 Mar 06 - 09:47 AM John O'Lennaine, I was just funnin with you. No problemo. I know that you did not mean that I was a monster. But when there's a full moon, that's another story... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Cluin Date: 03 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM Do tell! I'm listening... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Cluin Date: 06 Dec 06 - 10:53 PM Still listening... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: GUEST,Dormouse Date: 06 Dec 06 - 11:04 PM Why? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: The Shambles Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:04 PM REFRESH. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Peace Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:15 PM Stop Shatner? I wasn't aware he'd started. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Dec 06 - 12:32 AM Impossible. He can't be stopped. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Dec 06 - 12:39 AM I just called up Bill and told him about this. He chuckled, and said, "No, no...it's this character Shambles that has to be stopped. If he was on my old show, I'd put him in one of the photon tubes and fire a full blast at one of the moons of Jupiter. I think that would do the job, and it would only take a couple of seconds. We could name the new crater after him as a memorial." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Cluin Date: 21 Dec 06 - 09:39 AM Whatever... I'm still waiting for Azizi's "another story". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland Date: 21 Dec 06 - 12:28 PM what the hell is going on engage |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Cluin Date: 21 Dec 06 - 01:50 PM Shut up, Wesley! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Dec 06 - 01:52 PM Mistah Crushah! Take us to Cignus 9. Warp 5. Engage. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: GUEST,Drunken Fish Worshiper Date: 21 Dec 06 - 01:52 PM They are attempting to undermine the power of the fish king with this Shatner creature... *shakes fish rattle at Shatner* *hiccup* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Cluin Date: 21 Dec 06 - 01:56 PM Still funny after all these years. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 21 Dec 06 - 11:09 PM No need to stop Shatner. ABC just beat you to it. They cancled his game show. Stephen Lee |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Dec 06 - 01:18 AM What game show? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: JohnInKansas Date: 22 Dec 06 - 09:34 PM From: GUEST,Drunken Fish Worshiper - PM Is that Drunken-Fish Worshiper or Drunken Fish-Worshiper? I can never tell you two apart. John |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: GUEST,Drunken Fish Worshiper Date: 22 Dec 06 - 11:17 PM *blink* There's two of us? *hiccup* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Cluin Date: 23 Dec 06 - 07:59 PM "What game show?" You Bet Your Shatner. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: jacqui.c Date: 23 Dec 06 - 08:45 PM Was that the one where the winner got a red shirt and the chance to beam down to a strange planet with Bill? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Dec 06 - 12:58 AM I'd rather beam up to a nice penthouse with Winona. No offense, Bill! I still think you're great. |
