BS: Kendall Groupie Alert

Subject: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 08:56 PM

OK Ladies! Get your keyboards warmed up and head for the "boast" thread. Kendall needs a transfusion. And while you are at it put in a good word for that sexy Canadian with the huge heart, gnu.
SINS, Headmistress

Subject: RE: BS: Ken Doll Group E Alert
From: Severn
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 09:41 PM

How many of you Barbies does it take to give a transfusion to a Ken Doll?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 09:45 PM

They wouldn't dare - that's my perogative.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 05:33 AM

OK Kendall I won't say I'm not jealous of all this admiration; nay adoration, that you receive from these lovely Mudcat ladies, but I am puzzled.
If you're so goddam irresistable how come I didn't fall in love with you too?
I must admit to admiring your capacity for fresh lobsters and melted butter though.
Damn the cholesterol, "Anybody want that last lobster?"
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:31 AM

Sigh

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Amos
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:34 AM

Aw, g'wan Skippah; in your heart, you know you love it! LOL


A

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:39 AM

Giok - you were distracted by the sheep in the kilt.
And where are the Ladies? Twelve hours and no replies? This is unheard of.
Of course, getting married didn't help, Kendall. Knocked you right off the Toy Boy list. Hmmmm. A mutiny perhaps? See what you've done, jacqui?
Now Kendall has only you and me to comfort him - heh heh heh (SINS cackling cronelike)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:06 AM

A strangely uncomforting thought!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From:
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:21 AM

SINS!...I would have replied but my hubby might see it...so I will lust after The Mighty Kendall from afar!! *G*

Khatt x

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: MaineDog
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:29 AM

Gee, Kendall,
With all this support you could start you own festival in South Portland or wherever, and EVERYONE would come!
MD

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:55 AM

I'm afraid of Jacqui! :)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:17 AM

She certainly has both Kendall and Seamus well trained, that's for sure!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:23 AM

Afraid of Moi? Surely not?

Tami - I just kill both the boys with kindness and they fall at my feet! (And if you believe that....)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:24 AM

Well, I'm certainly not afraid of Jacqui --hrumph at the very idea. Now finding time to wrestle the computer from four teens is a much more difficult undertaking.Apologiies for the 12 hour delay. My transfusions will be limited to hugs -- that's probably all I can handle given that this is Kendall Morse and there is usually a line.

Dani and I even took him right out from under both SINSULL and Jacqui last summer and ran off to the coast --- good thing he's a strong man.

Love Ya

tinker

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Morticia
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:26 AM

Well dammit, everyone knows I've been nursing a broken heart since that damn llama took him out from under my very nose.Just got over that and that witch ( who is no better than she ought to be IMO even if she does make very nice shawls, and is kind and funny and good looking but so???) from England shows up and off he goes again....whadja want from me, blood?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:42 AM

Aw shucks Morti - now you got me blushing!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Mick Jagger
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:45 AM

You mean I have serious comeptition?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:57 AM

Definitely. Particularly since Kendall can spell. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:58 AM

He seems to put a spell on the ladies!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Mick Jagger
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 12:03 PM

I bet Kendall can't dance or hold the microphone like me.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM

Well, Jacqui may have Kendall well-trained, but she certainly hasn't tried to train me.

Seamus

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:17 PM

Word on the street is he's trained, but he ain't housebroke yet.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:32 PM

Sins, I guess that makes you and me old cronies....*groan*!

Somebody wanted to post at 3a this morning, but I wouldn't let her. Now, she is driving me nuts, so here ya go...one more Kendall groupie:

Like, I just love that KenDoll, ya know what I mean, that one from like way up there somewhere, like I dunno? Is it, like, oh man, where is it, oh well, like I love him, anyway and I can't get my mom to let me go out there, even though Mick Jagger offered me a ride. I mean like it's MICK, MOM!! Lemme go, but no way, like she si so mean and all I wanna do is go see KenDoll and give him like the biggest ol' gnarly kiss and so what if he's married, like he could get a deevorce real easy in Vegas, ya know what I'm sayin' and like we could go off t'gether. No way! That MICK is OLD and no way better than KenDoll...he's so manly! So, like I'll try to sneak out, anyway, and like, ya know what I mean? Watch for me, KenDoll and I'll be yours forever just like in the song!

Okay, that's ENOUGH, Ditzee Lee, get back in that house, you are grounded!

Me? Oh, I'll take off with Seamus-that is if Sins'll share dogsitting. I'm a sucker for a big ol' hairy dawg.

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:04 PM

Mr. Kennedy, take it from a careful observer of the complex interactions of Kendall and his ladies, you don't now what you're misssing but you should feel left out. It's just one more thing Kendall handles very, very well. ( Insert slow Kendall grin and head shake here)

Tinker

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:18 PM

"sniff"

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:21 PM

G. ""sniff""? You catching cold from all that snowy weather in the Highlands?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:23 PM

Did katlaughing just proposition Seamus Kennedy?

And Tinker:
"Dani and I even took him right out from under both SINSULL and Jacqui last summer"
Surely you mean from under our noses? Even Jacqui has limits!

Mick - Kendall can dance. And he doesn't have to hold a microphone. He has forty Groupies fighting for the privilege to hold it for him.

Bet I'm in trouble with Jacqui now, given how Mick Jagger holds a microphone. But I seem to remember something about Kendall and a belaying pin - much more impressive than a microphone.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 03:04 PM

Ladies, I love you all, but you are paving the way to the bleedin' cellar!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 03:08 PM

Down Down Down Derry Down

Now it's a music thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 04:31 PM

See you in the basement sweetie..... XX

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 04:31 PM

.."I went down down down in a burning ring of ire.."

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 04:46 PM

Hahahaha. Are the old flames pilin' it higher? Hehehehe.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 05:12 PM

We may feed the flames, but we'll leave it to Jacqui to tend the fire...


Love ya both

tink

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 05:15 PM

Anyone bring the handcuffs and cat o'nine?**BG**

Sins! Seamus...the dawg...I'd hardly call our Mr. Kennedy "hairy!"

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 06:43 PM

Smoke in the attic but fire in the basement?
Sorry - I'll leave now.

I thought since he wears a full beard, kat...
Going for real now

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 06:47 PM

Kat - we got the cat o' nine tails as a wedding present but haven't had the handcuffs yet.

Liz - you'll have to come visit to see Kendall in the cellar......

SINS - as long as it's only his microphone you're holding.....

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 07:09 PM

Can I touch his belaying pin too?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Jimmy Paige
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 07:59 PM

Hey girls, why don't you tear yourself away from old Kendall and come up this stairway to heaven with me. I'll let you know I converted it into an escalator. At our age I don't think we could make up there by climbing actual stairs do ya. Gotta preserve some of our energy (what little we have in us these days), if ya know what I mean.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Barry Finn
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:31 PM

This is gone on quite long enough, ain't fair to us guy catters.
A little ego bostin' for the ol Cap is one thin but we're getting green here in what's quickly becoming Cat Land.

Sorry SINSIL after us green guys gets done with 'em the only thing on fire will be that be-lying pin stuck up 'is hin quaters. That'll give 'em a voice again & 'e won't be telling nut'ing but the 'hole truth, that'll be 'ard on 'em but not 'ard enoug. Damn down east, old dog bone of a shep herder. Jacqui.c don't you go a fretting non with all these whinning mudcat fluesies flutting about. Ya know, "give 'em what they want & they'll want it all the time" (from the Funkadelics). They don't want that little ol KenDoll boy-toy they jus wants what u guts an we ain't about to let them ERect no shinning ass shrine to 'im either. Jel-loose little ol hens. But still where gonna have to cage 'im up & ship 'em out for his on good & for the good of us green guys.
Any ways you jus give 'em a big goodnight smooch, tuck 'em in safely ta bed & let 'em know that it's jus a knight-mare & 'alls be well with 'em in the morning. He'll wake up brand new,,,,well maybe, with a new glint in 'is one weather eye & e'll be looking at a brave & a brand new world,,,, in El Paso far from the smell of salt water with a bone dry throat. He can then walk north to hitch up Utah & tell 'em bout how he got there. Utah won't believe it cause everyone knows Kendoll hasn't got no stinkin groupies.
Love to all you Barbies
Barry

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Barry Finn
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:40 PM

I'll have to be careful next time I see him & ask him if that's a gun in his pocket or if he's just glad to see me.
Barry

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:44 PM

Oh, yeah, we did...

And I've got the pictures to PROVE it!

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Barry Finn
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:49 PM

Jimmy, going up stairs an bumping uglies? It's either one or the other most of the older folks here only have enough energy for one. Me, I'm still able to do 2 things; DUCK & RUN for cover.
Barry

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:58 PM

Oh hi Jimmy, remember me? Barbie, Tour Bus 1982, you had a little problem that I won't mention here for sure but I like hope you are doing better these days, I didn't think you were still able to like, well you know like! You are just sooooo not cool anymore.
KenDoll is the one and only and it's like you know so over for you rockers Jimmy.

Hi there Mudcateers, I'm Ditzee Lee's like best-est girlfriend Barbie and like, I told her that Ken Doll needed some Girls to, like be groupies and get in here and show support for KenDoll cause he is so hot, like way hot, like hot but cool at the same time you know. I mean like there are like hot Guys that are just so not cool but like that isn't KenDoll at all..are you sure it was like 3 Ditzie cause that is like so early Ditz...wasn't it more like 4 or something huh?
So while I was at the mall today I got to thinking, oh Ditzie I got the most amazing white mohair crop top it is like sooo cool and am going to wear it for snowboredarama party on Friday, wait what was I talking about oh ya, Kendoll, anyway while I was at the Mall getting my nails done, with itzy bitzy shamrocks on them, cute huh don't you think, for Patty's day or is it Paddy, who cares it's one or the other like and it's a party so count me in... anyway... I came up with like a Kendoll cheer kind of thingy and it goes like this.

He's the one, our one and all
We all love him our KenDoll
No-one else could take the place
of our KenDoll's suntanned face
and we all love Jacqui too
and our Kendoll loves her too
Kendoll your our Man you see
We love Kendoll..1...2....3
Raaaaaaaaaaaa..KenDoll!

I was thinking we could like wear little skirts with mini moose on them and like pinetrees and like maybe even we could all get like the crop tops like I got at the mall today, did I tell you about tthe crop top Ditzie, oh anyways, Ill get back to all you Girls when I have a routine worked out for our Cheer and don;t be shy Guys we need strong men to like catch us when we jump and...like things.

Maybe we could like call ourselves the "KenDolleers".. wow that's like inspirational don't you think huh! I mean I just like thought of that like now..awesome. Our brains are like sooo amazing I mean like little MP3 players sort of huh!

Have a sunshine day and remember Mudcateers and KenDolleers a smile costs nothing and helps spread moonbeams.
KenDoll doesn't Rock, he Folks it! yeah!
Later,
Barbie

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:19 PM

Oh my. Where did I go right?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Ditzee Lee
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:28 PM

BARBIE!!! Oh, man, like I am soooo glad you came over. Like i thought my mom'd never let me outta there, but I told her I was going to the mall with you, so, like you know..oh, yeah! I wanna get one of those mohair crop tops, too! Do they have them in green, 'cause like that's my fav colour now, ya know?

Oh, KenDoll, that's so cute...where did ya go right, hahaha...and all the time, like I thought you were left?! C'mon over here and have a seat, like ya know, it'd be so awesome if you'd let us put one of these like shamrock hats on you, especially when we do our cheer!

Oh, Barbie, like that is so totally awesome. I love it, girlfriend!!

KenDoll, KenDoll
He's our man,
If he can't folk ya
No one can!

Jacqui, jacqui,
She's the one,
Who lets us have all
The fun, fun!

Seamus, Seamus
Loves his Sins
She's his auntie
Lets him in!

Go, KenDoll, Go!!

Like, phew! Like that is so hard, Barbie, like how do you do that? I mean, writing stuff like that, ya know like Mr. Griswold wanted for that one class, like he was so mean when I tried to write a cheer. Like I guess he wanted something about that old dude, um...Shookspeir? Well, anyway, like lets go KenDolleers, let's hear it for KenDoll!!

Oh, yeah and like Barry, chill out, babee, we love's ya, too!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:17 PM

Hold on here! There's no Ditzy Lee on the invitation list. This must be a new low for Martin Gibson. Or Barry has gone right off the deep end.


Let's Seamus in???? What the hell does that mean?

I don't like you. Go away! Kendall - the basement! NOW!
Old fool! Ten minutes with that cheerleader and we'll be doing CPR for the next three weeks trying to get you ready for California.

I hate it when I am forced to be the Voice of Reason.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:19 PM

Barry - I have no anxiety about the groupies. They just confirm what a good move I made when I married the Cap'n. I'm getting used to turning round to see other women draped all over him - it's almost a daily occurence.

Ditzee and Barbie - you both have such writing skills! Have you thought about putting those skills to some good use, maybe writing songs for Barry Manilowe?

SINS - one finger on his belaying pin and you're toast! We really must find you a banjo player with a job.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 10:48 PM

Barrr-ry did I hear you're coming down the coast soon.... I wouldn't want you to feel abandoned or anything....

giggle

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                giggle


tinker

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:09 PM

Speaking of Barry, has anyone seen the "all natural" ads showing Joan Rivers and Hulk Hogan without Botox and steroids? Am I wrong or is that HH look alike the spitting image of our Barry?
SINS, who has yet to forgive him for calling me his $10 whore. ($25 maybe but $10?)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:11 PM

Sorry, Sins. I have now locked Ditzee in her room and told her no more malls for a month! I can't speak for Barbie, though, as I've not spoken to her "mom" since she posted that incredible cheer.

Oh, and jacqui? Ditzee says "like, who's Barry Manilow? Must be some old dude, right?"

katanothergroupiethoughmore"mature"