BS: Watching paint dry.

Subject: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:38 AM

This thread is for all those posters who who would rather do this than make any sensible comment to a thread's subject and post only to say so.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:50 AM

Why thank you. Very good of you to provide such a thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:57 AM

I like to cover all areas.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:58 AM

Indeed. Well, I'm going to get some much-needed rest. Carry on without me until tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 04:23 AM

As always - I shall apply a liberal coating.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: John O'L
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 04:29 AM

I'm just posting to say that I have nothing sensible to say on the subject of paint.

Thought you'd want to know.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 05:49 AM

For those so interested in this subject - there is even a movie on watching paint dry.

http://www.polymercentre.org.uk/community/features/emulsion.php

Watching Paint Dry: This movie demonstrates the processes occurring when emulsion-paint dries. Initially spherical beads of polymer based paint are suspended in water. As the water dries the paint spheres come into contact and pack into an array approximating that of a cubic close packed lattice. As the paint dries further the contact area between the paint balls increases, until all of the void volume has been lost. At this point each of the original paint balls will have adopted a dodecahedral close packing shape called a 'Kelvin solid', after Lord Kelvin, who first predicted the shape from studies of bubble packing in three dimensions.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: John O'L
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:04 AM

What about oil paint? Who cares about emulsion paint? What the hell is emulsion paint anyway? Sounds like something Mona Lisa might use for anal irrigation.

"...studies of bubble packing in three dimensions"? Lord Kelvin deserves to have a dodecahedral close packing shape named after him. He has earned the right.

What about antimony? I thought antimony was used to make paint dry. I used to mine antimony. I was told that's why I was being paid to mine the stuff. So that paint could dry.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:22 AM

Speculating on the motivational reasons of any fellow poster is perhaps not something our forum is best suited for.

Most of us would not generally consider speculating on a fellow poster's efforts toward watching crap dessicate to be a matter for humour - perhaps we should consider watching paint dry in the same way?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:37 AM

I can remember paying antimony. That wasn't any fun either.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Barden of England
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:07 AM

I'm completely anti-money because I have none.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:11 AM

Spaw!

You owe me a new keyboard - or else you can help me to get the coffee out...

My sides still hurt...

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 10:40 AM

Thankee Fool......But ya' know, it was just kinda' like "there" and I HAD to play that one back.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:05 PM

LOL!!! You have hit the nail on the head, Spaw. Perhaps it would behoove all who post here to consider carefully the effect that their words might have on other posters and to conduct themselves accordingly, bearing in mind that anything they say here may come back to haunt them at some future time. Perhaps we should all give more thought to what we post, how we post, when we post, and where we post when we are posting and further to whether we should post at all in some cases, given the fact that posting posts is a personal matter and can have repercussions not suspected when the posts are first posted?

But is the paint dry yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:18 PM

Have you been liberal or conservative with the coat of paint? What's the temperature and humidity in the room? Will this take forever or will it be done in a few hours? Stay tuned . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:43 PM

But I like watching crap dessicate!

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:44 PM

I think there was a song challenge on this theme once..."The Candy Asses' Ball" was one entry that comes to mind.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:01 PM

There is a certain "ethic" to one's proper behaviour in watching paint dry; but it varies greatly among devotees.

There are, as we all know, vas_st numbers of people who cannot resist "sticking a digit in it" whenever confronted with a "Wet Paint" sign. Others treat a Wet Paint notice as a personal affront, seem compelled to disbelieve it, and will immediately sit on any freshly painted surface just to prove they don't have to "conform."

For the ultimate opportunity to judge erratic and irrational behaviour, however, nothing beats a conspicuous sign on a prominent surface in a public place that says:



               DRY
             PAINT



Watching from a discreet distance is advised, as some people simply don't seem able to handle the situation.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 06:42 AM

JiK - I have always understood the signs which say "WET PAINT" to be an instruction, not a warning!
Shambles - I am sure you mean well with this thread, but watching someone else's paint doesn't give the same excitement as putting on your own coat. That is, unless it's Rolf Haris painting - can you see what it is yet? - and he invariably had three legs under his coat.

Quack!
Geoff the Duck.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 09:20 AM

I rarely put on my own coat unless it's cold outside.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 09:27 AM

If it's cold out, don't leave it out.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: John O'L
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 09:27 AM

Or wet...?

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 09:38 AM

It is possible the although we are all fellow travelers, each individual can and should decide his approach to Wet Paint for himself; might it be that to prescribe attitudes toward drying paint for others is actually a subtle imposition on their native freedom? Perhaps we are too hasty to circumscribe that freedom with ideas of how they "should" decide? Maybe we should be more deferntial to our fellow-travelers and their self-determination?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 09:47 AM

You been breathing the fumes, Amos.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 10:41 AM

The title of this thread is misleading. Since paint dries at a different rate due to humidity - I'm unclear about the point of this thread. IF this is about paint drying in the UK { where it is much more humid than say - Arizona or New Mexico }I would suggest that Joe or the clones re-title this thread so that it's true content is clear to the rest of us fellow posters.

"Watching paint dry in the UK" is a much more accurate title than the current title. Thankyou for your support.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: jeffp
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 10:43 AM

Perhaps the color should not be changed by an anonymous fellow painter without consulting the original painter and getting his permission. Of course, this might be difficult in the case of an anonymous "guest" painter (or graffiti artist), but that is no excuse. In fact, to change the color is an act of censorship.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 10:56 AM

"Thankyou for your support."

Hey, it's National Hernia Week. You are MORE than welcome.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 10:58 AM

I've never seen paint dry in the UK (I'm not sure it does), but I have seen it dry in Idaho. I barely had time to sprinkle the glitter on the wall!

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 11:03 AM

The title of this thread is misleading. Since paint dries at a different rate due to humidity - I'm unclear about the point of this thread.

Well I have to agree and as the thread's originator I would request that this thread be closed and that no cover up is attempted.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 11:16 AM

But paint IS a cover up. I'm confused.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 11:17 AM

Transparent paint isn't a cover-up.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 11:24 AM

Yes but keep it under your coat.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 11:35 AM

But I would have to travel to the UK to watch paint dry there. That's not fair. Too expensive.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 11:40 AM

"Yes but keep it under your coat"

You put transparent paint under a coat of paint as a cover-up ? Is this only in the UK ? I'm confused. Where is the clarity - in the paint ?

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 11:41 AM

Asral Travel, LH. The answer is right in front of your back.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 11:41 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 02:33 PM

Speaking technically, the title of this thread, "watching paint dry," is a noun phrase based on a gerund.

What would count as a "sensible" comment to a noun?

It seems to me that a thread with a nounal title would be essentialy an exercise in word association.

Now, word assocations are neither sensible nor non-sensible. They simply are. In some contexts, They might be viewed as symptoms, but then again symptoms are neither sensible nor not sensible.

On Mudcat there is all too often a tendency to miss the essential point of a thread, but I do not think that this is the issue here.
What we have here is, if I remember correctly, a garden variety "category" mistake.

Hope this helps.

Russ (eternal guest, part-time pedant)

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 04:00 PM

Hey, Russ! Watch that stuff about g****ds, will ya? There's wimmin an' kids around here.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: skipy
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 05:11 PM

try this:-

put    "watch paint dry"       (in quotes as left) into google.
Skipy (control c, then control v)
Drinking the last of the beer left over from folkforms.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 05:19 PM

Astral travel is a great idea, and now I have a compelling enough reason to master the technique! Thank you, Peace, for your most excellent suggestion.

Shane astral travels when comatose from too many beers and junk food. The only trouble is, he doesn't astral travel very far. Limited horizons. He once made it to North Bay, and hung out inside the Beer Store after hours, but couldn't drink any because he was in the astral body. What a drag, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 05:42 PM

What we have here is not a question of watching paint dry at all.

It is not paint and it is not wet and even if it were wet it could be any state of dryness that Max required it to be. It is not paint but if it were it would be Max's paint and it would not be a right for us to watch it dry - just a privilege.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 05:48 PM

NOW I understand. Things are more like they are now then they ever have been before.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 05:49 PM

The excitment of "watching paint dry" is a matter of perspective. For example, if I am in the far corner of a room with paint drying on all sides my interest is riveted. Otherwise I'm likely to do something else.

One of my personal painting experiences took place when I was working the gas dock at our village marina in Maine as a teenager. It was a quiet weekday early in the season and the manager thought it would be a great idea if I painted the gas float. So I sanded it down here and there and was half way through slapping down battleship gray when one of the older members of the boat yard crew came down the gangway and stared critically at my work. I asked him how I was doing. He kind of grimaced and said, "Well, I think it would stick better if you didn't brush the paint on upside down..."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 06:42 PM

Peace - National Hrrnia Week.
Wasn't that a Tom Lehrer song?
Quack!
Geoff the Duck
watching a tin of Cream Emulsion and magining the coating capacity.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 07:32 PM

This'll need a second coat.

Never heard that one, Geoff. However,

"Living With a Hernia"
written by 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Help me out! Dig!
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss

Living with a hernia
All the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia
Gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
Feel so old

Too much bad pain
Good gawd, drives me insane
Can't run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl
You can't even do the splits now... Say it!
Better call it quits now
Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow

Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation

I live with a hernia
Can't get up, can't bend over
Now I live with a hernia
Wait a minute...
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
There's incomplete
Epigastric
Bladder
Strangulated
Lumbar hernia
Richter's hernia
Obstructed
Inguinal and Direct

Living with a hernia...Rupture!
I said it's causin' me such irritation
Living with a hernia
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia
I feel bad!

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 07:49 PM

I was desperate to start "cut and pasting" into this thread, but was hampered due to a severe inability for the Mudcat Search to find any previous discussion on this subject.

And I haven't said much on the subject before anyway, so guys, can we come back to this subject in a few months time and start all over?

THEN I'll be ready for ya! Ya caught me on the back foot this time...

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 09:46 PM

Jes' a-sittin' here, watchin' ma hernia dry....

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 03:09 AM

Now pasting is to do with wallpaper and nothing to do with watching paint dry.

If you want to talk about pasting - please start a thread on that subject and make sure that it is clearly titled and don't turn this one into a 'donkey's breakfast'.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 07:21 AM

Sorry forgot - "Thread Drift is Verboten!"

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 07:47 AM

Danged!!!

A playhouse for GUESTs...

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 08:53 AM

What colour are you painting Guest's Playhouse then?
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 04:25 AM

I would just like to say a big thank you to all those volunteer paint dryers.

Without their efforts, the paint would just stay wet.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 06:02 AM

Well, if you want, I can wet it again for you - just had a beer!

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 09:14 AM

Folks, get with it. This thread is about WATCHING paint dry. It would be cogent to EXPERIENCE paint dry. Now, there's a challenge.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 11:49 AM

This thread is of some small interest in relation to the siubject of really dull and boring things to do.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: number 6
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 12:00 PM

Oh, there's twenty thousand grandmas
Wave their hankies in the air
All burning up their pensions
And shouting, "It's not fair!"
There's a regiment of soldiers
Standing looking on
And the queen is bravely shouting
"What the hell is going on?"

With a blood-curdling "tally-ho"
She charged into the ranks
And blessed all those grandmas
Who weith their dying breaths screamed, "Thanks!"

Me, I'm waiting so patiently Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle
Before it rains anymore


sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 12:24 PM

Good poem, sIx. Where's it from?

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 01:21 PM

It's a Rolling Stones lyric from the song "Jigsaw Puzzle".

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 01:23 PM

Cool, Thanks. I musta got stoned and missed it.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: GUEST,Number 6
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 03:24 PM

I don't know why (duh) but those lyrics immediately came to my mind when I read this thread at lunch .... haven't heard them, or thought of them in years ... but in revisting them today, I realized they are quite good ... might just add that song to my song list.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 08:31 PM

Actually you used to be able to buy DRY PAINT. It was called 'water paint' or 'casein paint' and came as a dry powder to which you added water.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 09:19 PM

"Jigsaw Puzzle" was a case of the Stones trying to write lyrics that sounded like Dylan. He had quite a big influence on them, and they on him too, albeit probably to a lesser extent.

There's a neat video of the Stones performing "Like A Rolling Stone", and Mick does a good job on it.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 09:58 PM

Gazing at the night sky, watching the Universe expand. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: number 6
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 10:16 PM

People disagreeing everywhere you look,
Makes you wanna stop and read a book.
Why only yesterday I saw somebody on the street
That was really shook.
But this ol' river keeps on rollin', though,
No matter what gets in the way and which way the wind does blow,
And as long as it does I'll just sit here
And watch the river flow.

...... B. Dylan

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: GUEST,Mingulayat work
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 06:06 AM

Do I sense a song lyric thread creep??

Although some might argue that listening to Dylan or the Stones can be compared to watching paint dry, albeit a little noisier.

Mingulay, who stretches, yawns, farts and returns to the exciting world of varnish spotting.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: GUEST,Dryandra
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 08:30 AM

If paint be dry, eyes cannot watch the mark.
Now will he gaze under a mighty wall,
And wish his drying paint were that kind of tome
As eyes call bonnie, when they watch alone.
Graffit'd wall, that it were, O, that it were
An open et cetera, though a public poem!
Footsteps on, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed;
This painted wall is too hot for me to sleep:
Come, shall we go?

Dryandra Pig-Ment

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 11:47 AM

Perhaps watching paint dry is really not all that is cracked up to be?

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 12:00 PM

Correct preparation of the surface, including not painting over old pain will usually guarantee that it will not crack up when drying.
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 01:08 PM

Why are we painting the living room?
Why are we painting the living room?
Why are we painting the living room?
Why are we painting the living room?
Why are we painting the living room?
Why are we painting the living room?

The chorus to a Lou and Peter Barryman song.

Oh when them painters come marching in,
When them painters come marching in,
Be sure to lay a drop-cloth
When them painters come marching in!

From something Shel Silverstein composed?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 01:09 PM

I would rather watch paint dry than listen to "Horse With No Name."

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: The Shambles
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 02:30 PM

Perhaps watching paint dry is really not all that is quacked up to be?

Especially when it is Teal or Duck Egg Blue?

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 03:18 PM

I'm going to watch paint dry next week. (LO/MIT II). And then I'm going to watch my electric bill drop.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 05:12 PM

I'm fed up with watching paint dry, I'm doing some embroidery design instead... didn't realise not watching football could be so expensive.... : (

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: GUEST,mrdux
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 07:30 PM

Charley --

"When the paintners come marching in" is an Allan Sherman lyric. Note that "paintners" is not a typo.

michael

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 10:54 PM

Michael-

Thanks for the correction. Allan Sherman it is. I beieve he also composed "My Son the Folksinger."

As a nautical feller, I'm used to calling the rope one uses to tie up the boat "the painter." I'm not sure why it's called that or why other ropes are called "sheets." Sailors are just weird fellers.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: number 6
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 11:56 PM

I prefer wall paper over paint.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jun 06 - 08:53 AM

Wall paper over silk emulsion or gloss paint makes it really easy to remove for the next person who decorates... it's great!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 17 Jun 06 - 09:18 AM

Goldarn!!!! Y'all make ANYthing more fun than....well, in this case, doing dishes.    Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 23 Jun 06 - 09:04 AM

Still not dry yet.
Maybe I should try taking the lid off the tin?
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: skipy
Date: 23 Jun 06 - 09:46 AM

Just heard on the News that:-
a tanker loaded with blue paint & owned by ICC, has crashed into a tanker loaded with red paint & owned by Burger. It is reported that 26 sailers have been marooned!
Skip (in a sort of bored / playful mood )

Subject: RE: BS: Watching paint dry.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Jun 06 - 11:20 AM

Oh whoopee... Wimbledon week. Another excuse to go watch my paint peel.

(Similar to watching it dry, but with a more tactile, satisfying result).

LTS