BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present

Subject: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: GUEST,amergin
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 03:50 PM

I have been searching far and wide to get the perfect Father's Day present for my grampa...what do you get for a cantankerous old fart year after year....well I found the gift that will be the end all for all Father's Day presents...no more will have have to get another one to show how much I honour the old man...

This is the greatest present I can ever get for him: click here

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: bobad
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 03:55 PM

Gee, I don't know what to say about that......uhh, I hope he likes it.

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 04:21 PM

I hope your father doesn't live in Texas. Sex toys are apparently illegal here. (Albertson's doesn't seem to know that--the won't sell Playboy but they have some classic Wahl vibrators on sale in the "massager" section.)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 05:25 PM

:~(

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: SunnySister
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 05:36 PM

Wow! And it's even on sale too! You're in luck!!

You must... er, have a special relationship with your grampa... (please, though, no need for details... just happy you're both so close :)

--SunnySister

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Wesley S
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 05:39 PM

Y'know those "magic 8 balls" ? You ask it a question and then turn it over for the answer ? I have one in the shape of a big pink plastic Jesus. With answers like "I'll have to ask my Dad" and "No way in Hell" and "You better pray about it". It's very helpful - fun at parties too.

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: LilyFestre
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 07:52 PM

I'll bet none of the other grandkids will get him that....LOL!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 08:27 PM

And for her, there's the Jesus Effin Christ Dildo in the next page. Interesting site, Amergin!


A

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 12:42 AM

Oops. Typo--should have said I hope your "grandfather. . . "

That makes it all the more special, the extra generational skip.

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Becca72
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 08:56 AM

Wesley, that's awesome! where did you find something like that?

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Dead Horse
Date: 17 Jun 06 - 01:50 AM

Hows about a nekkid Lots Wife salt shaker?
Ashag, Meshag and Tobedwego?

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: GUEST,Desdemona
Date: 17 Jun 06 - 01:58 PM

Well, it's bound to get his attention quicker than another tie...!

~D

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 17 Jun 06 - 02:47 PM

Becca 72 - At Christmas time I went to a Chinese gift exchange and got it there. It was brought by one of the ministers from my church. He said he found it on e-bay.

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: bobad
Date: 17 Jun 06 - 06:12 PM

Wesley

What is a Chinese gift exchange?

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jun 06 - 08:55 PM

Too bad Mother's Day was last month. Mom would probably have loved some Angel Snot!

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jun 06 - 12:27 PM

You draw numbers, then select a wrapped gift in that order. Each time someone's number comes they can choose an unwrapped gift or take one that is already open (thus causing that person to go back for an unwrapped or a wrapped present). A gift goes out of circulation after a prearranged number of takings (at work we usually say it's yours the third time it is taken).

Sometimes the objects exchanged are white elephant gifts, those oddball things you don't want any more.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 07:43 AM

Another money spinner is all it is really.