BS: I need rejection!

Subject: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 06:55 PM

Yes, rejection...and I'm hoping I can get it here. I have always relished the sense of martyrdom that comes with rejection, that special feeling of being misunderstood and set apart, that particular sense of autonomy that comes with being reviled and excluded from the society of others. Many women have been good enough to satisfy this need of mine. I have been stood up for more dates than I could possibly list here, and it was quite a rush each time, I can tell you. I keep a little black book with the names of all those who have rejected me. Many men have ridiculed me, and I am quite gratified by that as well...it proves how special I am and how rotten they are. It's reassuring in a way.

Dogs have bitten me. Children have thrown things at me and made nasty faces as I passed by. I have reason to suspect that squirrels are swearing at me from the treetops. Better and better.

Of late, however, I feel my needs for rejection are not being fully met in 3-D life, so I have decided to go online and seek it from complete strangers, people who cannot see me and don't even know me.

I have hopes that by coming to a forum such as this one I will receive the full measure of rejection I'm seeking in which case my cup will be running over! Do this for me, if you will.

I am ready. You have my full attention. Do your worst. But do it now.

Ever so humbly yours,

Wilfred Pennifere

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: skipy
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 06:56 PM

Piss off   -   didn't mean it!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Clocko
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 06:57 PM

No.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:00 PM

You heartless person.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:01 PM

Human beings need rejection as much as they need an extra hole in their head and you are no different. If this is a plea for attention you sure get some. If it is some futile game playing exercise then you win the game. Hooray for you. Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:04 PM

Just look in a mirror mate. How much reflection can you want for heavens sake?

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:12 PM

Join the Jehovah's Witnesses. Go door to door 7 days a week. Your needs will be met!

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:13 PM

I REJECT your plea absolutely.

A

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:14 PM

You need to talk to Clinton Hammond, Wilfred...

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:56 PM

I dunno if I should or if I shouldn't reject you. How about if I remain indifferent to your needs? Will that work?

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:57 PM

Amos, you leave me at a bit of a loss. I don't know whether to thank you from the bottom of my heart....or write you out of my will.

I must say that I'm a bit disappointed with the lacklustre response I've gotten here so far. Where do I find this Clinton Hammond bloke?

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 08:50 PM

But Wilfred, you have no need to be disappointed! Just think of all the people who have opened this thread, read your plea, and not posted a damned thing! Now, that's rejection! In fact, it's the only form of rejection that qualifies as 100% rejection!

You see, posting anything, even something like "You, Wilfred Pennifere, are a pustule on the ass of humanity and I totally reject you!" implies a certain measure of acceptance. It indicates acceptance of your need to be rejected. To totally reject Wilfred Pennifere is to reject his need for rejection as well. And the only way to express such total and complete rejection is to not post at all.

I urge all who read this to express their total rejection of Wilfred Pennifere by refusing to post to this thread!

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Jennifer
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 08:58 PM

Jennifer Pennifere - hmmm - my friends would laugh, wouldn't they? Sorry, Wilfried, I was almost interested, for a moment!!

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Guinevere
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:02 PM

Tell me about yourself, Wilfried - your interests, hopes, dreams..

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:09 PM

I get that all the time, Jennifer. I've asked out dozens of women named Jennifer in the last few years. It's quite a common name, after all. I got as far as ordering a meal for two of them, and there was one I walked halfway home, but she asked me to buy her a paper. I did, and when I turned round....she was gone! Clever bird. She only had about 10 seconds to make her escape, but she used the time well. Damned if I know where she went. It was a long, empty block, and not too many hiding places either.

Bee-dubya-ell, I think you may be onto something there. Nonetheless, I plan to put bamboo shoots in your soup if I ever get the chance.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:18 PM

Guinevere, it's good of you to ask. Well, I have had thoughts of becoming a world statesman. Probably for the UK, but I would be willing to settle for Holland or Switzerland or the U.N. if the UK doesn't pan out. Definitely not Namibia, though. The USA? Perish the thought! I'm not stupid enough to take on that job.

Failing the world statesman's career, I rather fancy the thought of being a male model for one of the more prestigious lines of English clothing. Tasteful stuff only, you understand. I've always thought that I looked just a wee bit like Roger Moore when I dress the part and the lights are dimmed a little. It's the cheekbones. I've got Roger Moore cheekbones. Too bad about the chin. But...there's always plastic surgery, isn't there? And if I was to land a fat contract modelling the more, shall we say, rugged look of the common working man then I could put some of my earnings away and get a proper chin job. Then, look out world!

These are the dreams I hold dear. The other dream of my youth was to marry a ravishingly beautiful and morally upright young woman who would make my life into a sort of domestic paradise. That one has eluded me thus far, but I have succeeded in garnering massive amounts of rejection in pursuit of it, so it's not all bad.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Jennifer
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:42 PM

Bleccch.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 10:48 PM

Bob Stokes, the Dublin Busker was once asked to be a body double for the bloke who played Jack Rolf in Howards Way - much to Bob's disgust, the actor was ten years older than him.

perhaps you could be Roger Moore's body double - warn them about the chin first.

Not a good suggestion, I admit - just trying to be helpful.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 12:11 AM

My name is Jennifer, and I reject you totally. Now go and play in the political threads. They're pretty good at rejection there.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: open mike
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 12:33 AM

i thought you said "I could put some of my earrings away "

did you say you need an injection?

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: khandu
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 12:53 AM

BeeDub...I had a 1952 Chevy DeLuxe back in '67. It was a lovely car. Unfortunately, I, being a 14 year old dumb ass kid, knew nothing about Mississippi winters and their effect on cars with no antifreeze in them. My car died a cold death in Feburary '68. I left it parked under a tree in our backyard, swearing to myself that, someday, I would restore the vehicle to its former glory.

However, in 1973, I went away for the summer and when I returned, I found that my dear old Dad had drug the car to the pasture behind our house, shoved it into a gully and bulldozed tons of earth over it.

I never saw it again, and I have never been the same since.

khandu, emotionally distraught King of Mississippi

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 02:04 AM

Why thank you, JennyO. You are too kind.

I do not wear earrings, open mike. Not my style at all.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: alanabit
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 03:49 AM

Where is Gargoyle when we need him?

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Gertrude
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 03:58 AM

Wilfried, you continue to prop yourself up with delusions of international competency. If you were any good where it matters, there would be a chain of women at your door.

No-one is interested in you.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: John O'L
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 05:33 AM

I have read the opening post, and noted the request for rejection.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Jennifer
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 05:51 AM

Wilfried, I also note your stated need for rejection. There is no fun in rejecting someone who enjoys being rejected. I will not pander to your twisted egotistical need. Therefore I will embrace you Wilfried. Meet me at the next William Shatner Fan Club gathering. I am the one in the pink net tutu with whip.

;-D

J.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: John O'L
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 05:59 AM

Jennifer, can I reject you instead?

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 06:28 AM

rejection is only a scambled erection with a j
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Kweku
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 06:50 AM

take a plan to Afghanistan and join the Taliban, next enroll as a suicide bomber. when you are through with that then come back for rejection on this forum.

good luck

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Ernest
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 06:58 AM

Try Viagra...













Oh no.... that`s for erection

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: kendall
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 07:01 AM

Don't give me that , I know your type you putrid pile of parrot droppings! You make me puke You toffee nosed pervert...!

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 11:33 AM

That's the spirit, Kendall! Oh....just lovely.

Jennifer, what on earth makes you think I would be attending a William Shatner fan club meeting? I've seen him in those telly adverts. The man's a stupid prat. He's ridiculous. If you think you can entice me by using those sort of feminine wiles you mention, you are so wrong. Pink net tutu indeed! Give me a break.










Did you mean the part about the whip?

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: GUEST,Jennifer
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 11:57 AM

heh, heh, heh..













yes.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 12:48 PM

I believe that dealing in Soya bean futures can totally destroy a man's self respect.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 03:37 PM

Very interesting story, khandu, though what it has to do with Wilfred's pathological need for rejection is about as clear as the Mississippi River in May. Perhaps it is a reflection of khandu's own pathological need for incoherence?

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 03:39 PM

"RE: BS: I need rejection!"

Sorry, but I know you to be a sheep shagger extraordinaire, and there is no way you deserve rejection. The herd would miss you terribly.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 03:51 PM

philosophical question:

Is it truely possible to reject someone without first having jected them?

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 03:59 PM

Flock Peace, FLOCK !!!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 04:24 PM

Flock right off, in fact.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Becca72
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 04:32 PM

"The other dream of my youth was to marry a ravishingly beautiful and morally upright young woman who would make my life into a sort of domestic paradise"

Well, don't know about the rest of it, Wilfred, but I'm 'upright' at least.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 04:37 PM

Yeah Becca but if we move that post you'll fall on your ass.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Becca72
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 04:45 PM

shush up, Sins...you'll ruin my chances with this gem of a fella.
:-)

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 05:18 PM

Masochist says "Hit me" and the sadist says "No".

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: khandu
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 09:50 PM

I am dismayed, BeeDubya...you, of all the Fellow Mudcatters, should have seen through my previous post. What better way to reject one than to refuse to acknowledge his existence?

Therefore, by telling my heartbreaking , yet poignant, tale of woe and misery, instead of presenting an on-topic response, I have sucessfully done as I had intended.

You may now argue that I have, with this post, defeated the purpose of the previous post. Not so, as I have still acknowledged the existence of no one but you and my Royal Self.

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 09:52 PM

Fu#kin' A, whatever you said.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 03:38 AM

Some feelings are like an old car that we can't do anything about, and those who care about us - relieve us of the resposibility that we will never face ourselves - and bury the old car in a gulch, while we're out one day.

most of us face rejection every aspect in every facet of our emotional, artistic and social lives - rejection is is in nature itself - look at all the trees that have fruit growing at the top, that the tree doesn't want US to pick it. they want some bird to fly off with it some place else.

as someone said, if you look down the political threads you will see no end of people who need that rejection. they say provocative stupid things - downright hurtful things. these people crave the isolation - sometimes you find them bleating about the loneliness they have inflicted on themselves in other threads.

mudcatters being the kind generous people that they are generally, always seem to be nice and provide a shoulder for them to cry on. Its a nice safe gulch to bury those feelings.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: John O'L
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 05:11 AM

Khandu, Spaw was right. Your an idiot.

And I'm having seious doubts about you too weelittledrummer.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 07:45 AM

Where do I find this Clinton Hammond bloke?

Just stick around a bit, register a moniker maybe, post a few things and....................

He'll find you.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 09:07 AM

One should not rely on the internet which is soon to undergo a dramatic squeeze on non corporate websites. One should become independent in the art of rejection.

What the rejection needy Wilfred needs to do first is to legally change his name.
Jesus Christ bin Laden should do just fine. Then undergo surgical timpanation with accompagning tattoo to highlight the procedure.
Then he should practice the peculiar personal hygene of Emile deMerde.

Some of us find the rejection we need by either defying the conspiracy of silence or becoming full fledged whistle blowers.
Wilfred however obviously needs something extra.

So until he/it/she begins to take respondsibility for his/its/her own rejection I refuse to reject him/it/her.

Subject: RE: BS: I need rejection!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 09:20 AM

"Jesus Christ Bin Laden"

By God, that's brilliant! Imagine trying to cross borders or get a job with a name like that.