BS: WARNING!!!!

Subject: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: tarheel
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 06:42 PM

the worlds leading scientist have concluded today that...lol...
GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!...lol
and that HUMANS are heating the earth (which means that some of us are going to have to leave EARTH as soon as possible!)
and they say that the facts show that the earth was much cooler over a thousand years ago!
( lol...don't you remember how hot it was the day many of us fought the dinosaurs with Bow and Arrows!...lol)
Tar...lol

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 06:51 PM

Fer goness sake! There ain't no global warming around me, 'cuz I'm sooooo cool!

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: bobad
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 07:11 PM

Yessir, it's so hot that tar sticks to your heels.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 07:35 PM

Tar:

Are you of the opinion that (a) global warming is NOT real? or that (b) it has nothing to do with human activity? Or is laughing at science just a sort of pastime?

A

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Kaleea
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 07:44 PM

Yes, all the humans must leave immediately, except for those who do not pollute, live completely at one with nature, living in structures they make with what is available & only taking what they need for mere survival with absolutely no tools or weapons except those made by hand with what is available locally . . .



   wait! does this mean I can't use my blow dryer?!! & what about my guitar & piano & flutes recorders & whistles (can't leave behind my polymerplasticy one cause it's the best in tune & can stand up to the loudest sessions) & dulcimers & zither & laud & harmonicas & harp & autoharp & fiddle & ukuleles & all the other stuff & all the extra steel strings for everything, & how will I plug in my PA & . . .

   might as well shoot me now.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: GUEST,amergin
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:06 PM

Well you all know how it is....if it's not in the bible, it's not real.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Alba
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:11 PM

I think I have a tendency to believe these Folks

Warmest Temps in 400 Years

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:15 PM

Yes, T-Heeel, and the danged Earth is flat as a pancake, too...

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: LilyFestre
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:17 PM

I'm with Alba.

*waving* Hello Sweet Woman!

LQF

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:40 PM

Well Tarheel - if you remember the dinosaurs then you have proof of evolution. So I guess the world wasn't created in 6 days after all.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:46 PM

Here are the opening paragraphs of the news report about that:

WASHINGTON - The Earth is running a slight fever from greenhouse gases, after enjoying relatively stable temperatures for 2,000 years. The       National Academy of Sciences, after reconstructing global average surface temperatures for the past two millennia, said Thursday the data are "additional supporting evidence ... that human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming."

Other new research showed that global warming produced about half of the extra hurricane-fueled warmth in the North Atlantic in 2005, and natural cycles were a minor factor, according to Kevin Trenberth and Dennis Shea of the National Center for Atmospheric Research, a research lab sponsored by the       National Science Foundation and universities.

The academy had been asked to report to Congress on how researchers drew conclusions about the Earth's climate going back thousands of years, before data was available from modern scientific instruments. The academy convened a panel of 12 climate experts, chaired by Gerald North, a geosciences professor at Texas A&M University, to look at the "proxy" evidence before then, such as tree rings, corals, marine and lake sediments, ice cores, boreholes and glaciers.

Combining that information gave the panel "a high level of confidence that the last few decades of the 20th century were warmer than any comparable period in the last 400 years," the panel wrote. It said the "recent warmth is unprecedented for at least the last 400 years and potentially the last several millennia," though it was relatively warm around the year 1000 followed by a "Little Ice Age" from about 1500 to 1850.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:47 PM

I think what he meant was funny is that after knowing about this for years, it is now 'proven'.

And where is a damn comet when we need one?

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:51 PM

To some people a thing is not real until an official source says it's "proven". To others it's still not real even then.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:54 PM

Heck, I'm not sure of reality in any way, shape or form no matter who says it.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: tarheel
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 09:22 PM

Yes...the Earth is flat and the moon is made of Cheese and the COW jumped over the moon as Jack and Jill fell down the hill and all the King's Horses and all the King's Men couldn't put them together again!!!!
Come on folks!!! lighten up...it's gonna be a long hot summer!!! lol
tar...

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 10:32 PM

I believe I do
I believe it's true
I believe exactly what they tell me to
I believe I do
I believe it's true
I'm a simple guy, I believe.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 10:37 PM

This is bad news for dachshunds. They don't like the heat. Although...they don't like the cold either.

Life is tough when you're only a few inches off the ground.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Jun 06 - 06:44 AM

Better not lie down then! What will be will be whilst those who control make wrong decisions or no decisions at all.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 05:50 AM

DONT'T PANIC!, DON'T PANIC!

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 06:38 AM

Pity the dachsund.
They can not climb stairs when erect.

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 07:04 AM

Lower the stairs then!

Subject: RE: BS: WARNING!!!!
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 07:05 AM

They can pole vault though :-)