BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her

Subject: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 07:31 AM

According to the Freethinker, this is Emma B. I think the REAL Emma is much more beautiful.

The latest public figure to stand accused of defiling the Prophet Mohammed is not some Danish cartoonist, or French newspaper editor, but a hapless British Page 3 girl called Emma B, according to a report in the British newspaper, the Independent (February 9)

The previous day the erotic retailer Ann Summers unveiled Miss B as the "face" of its new range of products.

Not 24 hours later, she finds herself on the front line of Islamic protest after Muslim leaders discovered that the range includes a new blow-up doll, called "Mustafa Shag".

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 08:58 AM

MMFFTT.

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 09:02 AM

Good lord, them fellers gets their shorts in a twist over every little thing. Maybe that's what they are really upset about?

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 09:19 AM

There are times when a crystal ball would be redundant!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 09:46 AM

Which one is Emma ?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Sorcha
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 10:33 AM

Hey EM! You better get back here and CYA!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: GUEST,EMMA B
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 03:06 AM

HI GUYS..
BY CHANCE I JUST CAME ACROSS THIS PAGE.. THAT IS SO NOT ME IN THAT PIC!
IF YOU GET A CHANCE, CHECK OUT MY MYSPACE EMMABUK.. THERE YOU WILL FIND SOME NEW PIX

EMMA

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This, of course, is not our Emma B posting - but then you knew that.
Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Emma B
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 06:03 AM

I go away for a week..............!!

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 06:29 AM

It wasn't long enough obviously!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 09:38 AM

Who is she anyway ?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:29 AM

Find out all you want about Emma B

Right bloody here

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:44 AM

Wrong Emma B. The REAL Emma B is far more talented and versatile, and I wouldn't be surprised if she was not born in 1970. She is also a skilled and talented lock operator, often to be seen aboard the good ship Burland or in association with an almost infinite number of poo- stained folkies travelling the waterways in a drunken haze.

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 12:09 PM

Shit faced you mean Paul?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 06:28 PM

Is a "drunken haze" something like a yawl or a punt?

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 06:53 PM

hahahhahahah poo-stained folkies

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 04:28 AM

I have travelled the waterways in a drunken haze and I never saw her.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 04:32 AM

Eric you thick sod, she's the fat one from the Spite Girls.

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 04:37 AM

She's not, she's from Cheshire!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 04:48 AM

Paul Burke : "She is also a skilled and talented lock operator, ..."

Giok?

(Sorry, inside joke... or outside.)

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 05:21 AM

Yes as has been said Emma B is a talented lock operator, she goes to a secret training camp in Northern Ireland to perfect her locking techniques!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 01:31 PM

is it my imagination or does that blow-up bloke look like David Se(a)man the England ex-goalkeeper ??

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: skarpi
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 02:30 AM

Poul what drugs are you on maid ? if thats Emma (MAP)
well then I am Elvis Presley..............


LOL she is pritty though

All the best Skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 06:56 AM

Elvis Presley is alive, and living outside Reykjavik!
G.