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Subject: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bobert Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:05 PM Sorry, boys, but a secret correspondance has surfaced from the Christian Right to the Republican Party that they want the bikini banned from the US no later than 2012... Yep, looks as if the one piece bathing suit that was popular in the 1890's which is more like a dress and well below the knee is what swim suit designers have been told will be the norm for US beaches by 2012... Oh well... Nuthin' good ever gets to stick 'round too long before the so-called relgious folks ruin the heck out of it and, hey... ... bikini's ain't fir everyone anyway... But swimmin' in dresses??? Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Ebbie Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:12 PM ;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: frogprince Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:15 PM As if clothes to go swimmin' in wasn't one of the dumbest ideas in history in the first place.... :-} |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bill D Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:17 PM Oh...SWIMSUITS! I was worried that Eniwetok might be next. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bill D Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:20 PM (Like we had no 'lustful thoughts' BEFORE bikinis!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Ebbie Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:24 PM Yeah. I've read about the occasional 'well-turned ankle'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Don Firth Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:29 PM Well, I dunno. The bikini may go even before that. Here's the Christian Right's latest prescribed swimwear. (Sob!). You should see what they want women to wear when they're not going swimming! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bobert Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:32 PM Yeah, Don, that was the piccure I saw, too... But I din't know how to blue clicky it... Lokks dangeruos to me... Lotta womenz is gonna drown in them things... Oh, silly me... They jus' womanz... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bill D Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:40 PM I guess these ads will soon be revived! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: GUEST Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:51 PM Well if it was Islam it would be Burquas for all... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bobert Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:53 PM What about the chastity belts??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Don Firth Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:55 PM Christian Right dress designer at work (Clicky). Lingerie Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Charley Noble Date: 27 Jul 06 - 10:13 PM Nice to know that chastity belts are still available, but I seriously doubt if there is much chastity left to avail. I am seriously concerned about the corset things. They probably still construct them with whalebone, and that could well lead to the demise of the remaining big fellas! Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 27 Jul 06 - 10:17 PM Don, does Barbara know you know about those kinds of sites? You'd better be careful or she'll be padlocking your wheels to something in the house to keep you away from the computer! SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bill D Date: 27 Jul 06 - 11:08 PM (My mother once confessed that the first thing she did when she took a job and moved away from home was the throw away the corset her mother made her wear! This was 1929-30) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Slag Date: 28 Jul 06 - 03:23 AM What? You don't think the Christian Right doesn't appreciate a well turned ankle??? Huh? <')>>>< Ok ladies! It's 2012. Take off the Bikinis RIGHT NOW. You'll feel better once you've done the right thing. (should'a thot of this a lot sooner.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:08 AM Looks like they ain't gonna conduct a nuclear bomb test on the Virgin Islands then! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: skipy Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:19 AM They won't stop me wearing one! Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Emma B Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:29 AM You got a yellow polka dot hat to go with that Dave? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Grab Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:52 AM Yeah, I say ban bikinis! Nudist beaches or nothing! Graham. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: GUEST,Mingulay at work Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:47 AM Skipy - is yours in camo???? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: skipy Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:55 AM Hi PC!, Mine is bright pink & covered in sequins, and that is TRUE. Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:59 AM Mine is a grubby pink and needs ironing, just like my pyjamas! G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Midchuck Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:02 AM Graham, never forget that if all the beaches are nudist, everyone will go to them naked. Not just pretty young women. Are you sure you're ready for that? Peter |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: GUEST,sunlover Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:09 AM Are you sure it isn't the skin cancer police? We are constantly being urged to cover ourselves with sun cream, some of which contains carcinogens. And I heard a news item recently saying that, for the first time in many years, children are being found with rickets. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: skipy Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:42 AM Have children ever been found with rasshoppers? Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: kendall Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:53 AM Pajamas? Wearing clothes to bed make as much sense as wearing clothes to swim. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Jul 06 - 08:07 AM Those are the type of pyjamas to which I refer Cap'n, but they used to be non-iron, now they're more like Crimplene! G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: jacqui.c Date: 28 Jul 06 - 08:33 AM And you really don't want to iron them, eh Giok? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Jul 06 - 08:59 AM No just pressed with something warm Jacqui ! G ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Paul Burke Date: 28 Jul 06 - 10:59 AM I don't believe any of this atoll, atoll. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bill D Date: 28 Jul 06 - 11:39 AM Bikini bikini All about the origins....and the OLD origins |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Kim C Date: 28 Jul 06 - 01:17 PM Bobert, you're kidding, right? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: beardedbruce Date: 28 Jul 06 - 01:53 PM Bobert can't find anything that Bush is doing to complain about, so he makes up stuff... So sad to see his decline.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: beardedbruce Date: 28 Jul 06 - 02:12 PM But I am glad that he sees conservatives still in control as late as 2012. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: WFDU - Ron Olesko Date: 28 Jul 06 - 02:33 PM You sound nervous Bruce! Hearing footsteps? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: frogprince Date: 28 Jul 06 - 02:58 PM Yeah, I say ban bikinis! Nudist beaches or nothing! Graham. Graham, never forget that if all the beaches are nudist, everyone will go to them naked. Not just pretty young women. Are you sure you're ready for that? Peter Peter, it's as simple as this: Enjoy what you enjoy, ignore what you don't. Them as ain't pretty should also have the chance to relax and be comfy. Until the new law takes effect, I'll just say, "DOWN WITH BIKINIS" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Purple Foxx Date: 28 Jul 06 - 03:11 PM Good point frog prince. Naturism is largely about accepting people for who & what they are. The only obscene Bush is in the White House. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: frogprince Date: 28 Jul 06 - 03:45 PM I have a Sis-in law who forewarned us, the first time we visited the beach near their island cottage, that the the beach had an "optional" tradition, and that "some of the wrong people" tended to go nude. (Don't panic, she wasn't being that serious, and she is far from a real prude). My response was to the effect, "Do you mean someone is making the people who don't want to go nude do it, instead of the ones who want to?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Bobert Date: 28 Jul 06 - 09:36 PM Shoot, BB... It ain't that I can't find stuff on Bush... It's just that it becomes "Like where do you start... or finish with the Buish screw ups..." So, LOL... As fir nudity??? Hmmmmmm??? Yeah, I can live with it... Not that I'm headin' off the nearest nude beach mind you... Prolly need to gain a few pounds before I do that... Bones ain't too purdy... Well, I like bones purdy goosd but I was an art major and art majors like bones but.... or not (pun intended)... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: skarpi Date: 29 Jul 06 - 03:45 AM up with the BIKINI girls dont let some old crumpy men rule over you girls , is this why you vote for this people ?? have nothing else to talk about ?? jesus maria are those men on something ??? it must be . Do they Realy sit there and have nothing else to with the time .... this is poor it realy is Well i am glad to not live in your land what next ? no children aloud? or jeans ?? or no cowboyhats ? comon go and vote for people who will realy work for no aginst you . Jesus Maria and we are talking about Islam ? and what they do to Wimen. well out with the crumpy old men , in with people who cares and are willing to work for tou not against you . That is what we are gonna do here in Iceland next year there are some people and they think they own their ministry or the seat in " the Parlament " but they are wrong they havent done anygood job so out they will and new in . All the best Skarpi Iceland. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: skarpi Date: 29 Jul 06 - 03:49 AM comon men , you realy want the girls to be naked all the time on beach ? its gonna be boring after some days . there is some thing about a girl in a Bikini , makes you think vhuuuuu shes hot .......... or somthing but if shes naked hmmmm well I seen her ............. up with Bikini a sexy one Skarpi |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Jul 06 - 04:33 AM Maybe we should start small and work up.. Ban the belly top for a start.. especially when worn by those with a belly that should be decently covered and cunningly disguised, if not forcibly hidden behind whalebone (there's a plastic version now, don't worry about the demise of more whales) and discrete corsetry. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Jul 06 - 04:44 AM I've been wearing a monokini for years, you girls should try it. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Jul 06 - 04:48 AM Giok, they're called pants and there's nothing sexy about them... by the way, shouldn't that Y bit be at the front? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: David C. Carter Date: 29 Jul 06 - 04:49 AM On French beaches,most women go topless and wear a thong. Even then,some of them seem to have come out in a hurry,looking like they put it on backwards! David |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Nigel Parsons Date: 29 Jul 06 - 07:26 AM I think the Bikini has had its day. Let's return to the one-piece bathing suit. Only question now is which one piece do we keep? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Jul 06 - 07:36 AM I suggest we keep bush out of sight, after all it won't face another election. Anybody fancy a lame duck monokini? G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Georgiansilver Date: 29 Jul 06 - 12:20 PM I believe that bikinis are very sexist and that women should wear exactly the same style costumes as men...what do you think? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: GUEST, Topsie Date: 29 Jul 06 - 02:40 PM I think that that suggestion is sexist - why shouldn't it be the men wearing the same costumes as women? Some of them have breasts as large, or larger, than mine, and would do well to conceal them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Jul 06 - 02:43 PM Ah Topsie, alas; aesthetics work both ways! G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bikini to be outlawed in 2012... From: Slag Date: 29 Jul 06 - 04:55 PM If you ever strolled the north end of Muir Beach you'd long for the return of the full length swim apparel. People always tend to "lead" with their best attributes or rather what THEY believe to be their best attributes. But then, who's going to tell them?? |
