BS: Is the Rapture Underway???

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:49 AM

Jude:

Hold out for at least four bedrooms, I'm comin' witchoo.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: Alba
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:45 AM

Could have been MMario..lol

Aye it indeed was a Scot's Woman and it is said that the power of the Holy Spirit visited one, Miss Margaret Macdonald while she was dangerously sick and thought to be dying. It is said that she is supposed to have come under "power" of the Holy Spirit for several successive hours during which she experienced the manifestations of mingled prophecy and vision. The message she received during this prophetic vision convinced her that Christ was going to appear in two stages at His second coming -- and not one! The visions revealed that Christ would first come in glory to them that look for Him and then come again in a final stage when every eye would see Him. These Events would be what has come to be called "The Rapture"

Bad Haggis...possibly...(is there good Haggis..:)

Still I am taking no chances. Cottage by the Sea for me...any givers:)
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: manitas_at_work
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:43 AM

And what make you think the Rapture hasn't already happened and the Chosen haven't already been taken into Heaven?

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: MMario
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:34 AM

probably a piece of bad haggis.

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: Wesley S
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:30 AM

Bobert - You might ask your friend to look up the rapture in the bible. She won't be able to find it because it was never mentioned. The rapture was thought up by a woman in Scotland back in the 1800's who had a vision. According to her at least.

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: bobad
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:30 AM

I don't know Bobert, but when the rapture comes can I have your stuff?

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: Alba
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:29 AM

If it is the Rapture that is underway then the chosen have no need for material possesions like Houses, Cars and things....so could one of the chosen please sign over their Cottage by the Sea to me before they go?
Ta muchly.
Pm with details, map, directions ect.
Jude:)

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: Paul Burke
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:27 AM

The Rapture is when Jesus returns and takes all the fundies (HIS fundies) away to heaven, and shuts the door and won't let us in. As if we'd want to go to that heaven.

He who loves his love o'er well
Will gaze in Helen's eyes in Hell,
But he whose love is dry and wise
Shall see John Knox in Paradise.

We still get left with Moslem, Jewish, Hindu etc. fundies, but we also get to keep all the rappers, Rapaire, rapscallions, rapper dancers, risberry rapple, rapport, Rap vin Wankle, Rapunzel and so on. So it's largely the same as before, except for a few puzzled fundies who weren't among the Elect after all.

Subject: RE: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: Mooh
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:19 AM

Sounds more like a rupture. The Burning Bush League sure is convinced of itself.

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: BS: Is the Rapture Underway???
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:13 AM

Well, well, well...

I was listenin' to NPR a little while ago and they were talkin' about how many fundamentalist Christains are just lovin' this world war that their hero, George Bush, has crafted 'cuase it will bring a second comin' of Jesus Christ who will, in turn, take all believers to Heaven and leave the heathens to fight it out here on earth...

Yup, that's seems to be the condensed version of the story...

So to all my fellow followers of Christ, be sure to be ready for the call-up...

(But, Bobert, if God loves us why would he send Jesus to collect, i.e. kill, all the Christains???...)

Ummmmm, don't ask me... I gotta a friemd who says she belives in this rapture thing and so I asked her to explain it to me and she couldn't... But she said she would get me some books to read about it... Great...

But I can't wait on the books since Jesus might be here today to collect all his followers so can anyone explain to me how this thing works???

Bobert