BS: What phrases do you love :-)

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:23 PM

Wow I didn't know it could be this good!......also the best lie.......probably.

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 04:01 PM

You ARE a few pickels short of a picnic, man! Get a life, eh? Nobody reads them dumb books ennymore.

Here's my faverites:

FLIP OFF! UP YERS, BOLTHOLE! YOU FLIPPIN' RETREAD! EAT ME! She had a face like a flippin' dead owl! What the FLIP is that? Kiss the glove, fat boy! Hey, FLIPface! Right in the mungoberries! I'd flip her on a dime!

Well, those are some. I got others too, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: harpmolly
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 03:53 PM

A few phrases I picked up from my mom:

"Ive got a great memory, but it's short." ;)

"That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!"

And one I came up with on my own (a variation of the first one):

"Oh, I've got a mind like a steel sieve."

I've also cribbed a few expressions from wonderful author Terry Pratchett, just because I thought they were funny as hell. My fellow Americans do look at me as though I'm, er, a few pickles short of a picnic, though:

"Arrrrgh! I'm too short for this shit!"

"Pull the other one, it's got bells on."


:)

Molly

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 03:48 PM

"What he needs is a sound thrashing about the head and ears." An all-purpose saying of a long time gone friend of mine.

It just sounds so thorough.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 03:38 PM

HIs/Her slinky is kinked

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Wesley S
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 02:51 PM

One taco short of a combo platter

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 02:50 PM

Two sandwiches short of a picnic

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 02:49 PM

CENSORED.

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 02:38 PM

As thick as two short planks

Strong as a fortnight and that's too weak

Daft as a brush

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 02:27 PM

"purrrrrrrr" (as spoken by 3 beautiful kitties all curled up on my lap)

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 11:41 AM

"No, you sit down, you've been at work all week"

"Must be jelly, jam don't shake like that"

"What sort of beer would you like this week ?"

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Leadfingers
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 11:41 AM

Are you SURE thats all you want for doing a Gig ?

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Wesley S
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 11:38 AM

Here's your check.

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 11:22 AM

"Relax - I'm cooking dinner tonight!"

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 11:13 AM

Yes!!!yesyesyesyesurrrghnnnffff!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 10:48 AM

"No, It's my round, have a large one."

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Emma B
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:27 AM

Shall I drive?

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:27 AM

I haven't had a shag for ages, can you help ?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:26 AM

What can I get you ?

eric

Subject: BS: What phrases do you love :-)
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:24 AM

I love

What a load of Bollocks

You are talking out of your arse

all right our kid (but then I should as a brummie)

Put me on to your boss (when somebody is pissing you off - generally sales people)