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Subject: BS: Need cash? From: Peace Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:13 PM I shit you not, this is from Reuter's News Agency (yes, the ones who published falsified photos about Lebanon): "LONDON (Reuters) - Have you seen the king? As the 29th anniversary of his death passes, a $3 million reward is being offered for anyone who finds Elvis Presley alive." from http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=peopleNews&storyID=2006-08-17T161525Z_01_L17786195_RTRIDST_0_PEOPLE-LIFE-ELVIS-DC.XML&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-L3-People+NewsNews-4 Sorry, I couldn't get the clicky thing to work (503 Error message). |
Subject: RE: BS: Need cash? From: Peace Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:18 PM LINK HERE. |
Subject: RE: BS: Need cash? From: Kaleea Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:38 PM Yes, of course I've seen him. But if I told ya where he is, I'd have to croak ya. |
Subject: RE: BS: Need cash? From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:49 PM "Need cash?" Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
Subject: RE: BS: Need cash? From: hesperis Date: 17 Aug 06 - 10:57 PM Ok, ya got me. DOES the Pope shit in the woods? Enquiring minds want to know. |
Subject: RE: BS: Need cash? From: Peace Date: 18 Aug 06 - 12:54 AM Never mind the Pope. If Elvis shits in the woods and we can film him at it, we gonna be RICH! |
Subject: RE: BS: Need cash? From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Aug 06 - 07:44 AM Johnny to the rescue! |
Subject: RE: BS: Need cash? From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Aug 06 - 11:07 AM Is a bear a catholic? G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Need cash? From: Paul Burke Date: 18 Aug 06 - 11:52 AM Is the Pope alcatholic? Is der Reb'n un Yid? But where to look for him: In a stable in the Wild West (Sleepy Silver)? Inside a dwarf (Sleepy's liver)? In a newspaper office in Eastern England (Ely Live Press)? Being eaten by oranges in Spain (Seville prey)? Opposing barking dogs (Reviles yelps)? In a seaport (Vesselly pier)? On a short vinyl recording of poetry (Silly verse EP)? Avoiding Simple Simon on the way to the fair (Ev'ry pie sells)? This is a religious non-truth, vesperly lies! |