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BS: Need cash?

Peace 17 Aug 06 - 07:13 PM
Peace 17 Aug 06 - 07:18 PM
Kaleea 17 Aug 06 - 07:38 PM
The Fooles Troupe 17 Aug 06 - 07:49 PM
hesperis 17 Aug 06 - 10:57 PM
Peace 18 Aug 06 - 12:54 AM
The Fooles Troupe 18 Aug 06 - 07:44 AM
John MacKenzie 18 Aug 06 - 11:07 AM
Paul Burke 18 Aug 06 - 11:52 AM

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Subject: BS: Need cash?
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:13 PM

I shit you not, this is from Reuter's News Agency (yes, the ones who published falsified photos about Lebanon):

"LONDON (Reuters) - Have you seen the king? As the 29th anniversary of his death passes, a $3 million reward is being offered for anyone who finds Elvis Presley alive."

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http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=peopleNews&storyID=2006-08-17T161525Z_01_L17786195_RTRIDST_0_PEOPLE-LIFE-ELVIS-DC.XML&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-L3-People+NewsNews-4

Sorry, I couldn't get the clicky thing to work (503 Error message).


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Subject: RE: BS: Need cash?
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:18 PM

LINK HERE.


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Subject: RE: BS: Need cash?
From: Kaleea
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:38 PM

Yes, of course I've seen him. But if I told ya where he is, I'd have to croak ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: Need cash?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:49 PM

"Need cash?"

Does the Pope shit in the woods?


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Subject: RE: BS: Need cash?
From: hesperis
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 10:57 PM

Ok, ya got me. DOES the Pope shit in the woods? Enquiring minds want to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Need cash?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 12:54 AM

Never mind the Pope.

If Elvis shits in the woods and we can film him at it, we gonna be RICH!


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Subject: RE: BS: Need cash?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 07:44 AM

Johnny to the rescue!


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Subject: RE: BS: Need cash?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 11:07 AM

Is a bear a catholic?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Need cash?
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 11:52 AM

Is the Pope alcatholic? Is der Reb'n un Yid? But where to look for him:

In a stable in the Wild West (Sleepy Silver)?
Inside a dwarf (Sleepy's liver)?
In a newspaper office in Eastern England (Ely Live Press)?
Being eaten by oranges in Spain (Seville prey)?
Opposing barking dogs (Reviles yelps)?
In a seaport (Vesselly pier)?
On a short vinyl recording of poetry (Silly verse EP)?
Avoiding Simple Simon on the way to the fair (Ev'ry pie sells)?

This is a religious non-truth, vesperly lies!


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