BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me

Subject: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Nov 06 - 08:16 PM

The neighbor who worked tirelessly for the Republican party isn't saying hi anymore.

The neighbors who are gung ho evangelicals don't say hi since the Ted Haggert affair.

Now the folks who live around the corner are calling us outright heartless animals.
It all began when my 6 year old wanted to toast some marshmallows in the fireplace. Before long we all joined in with our little shishkabob sticks adorned with toasty marshmallows when suddenly we heard sirens pulling up right outside. We all ran willy nilly to see what was happening. There was a house fire around the block. In the glow of the raginf fire, Mrs. Kelly was sobbing in her husband's arms when she looked up and saw the Hackman family standing in line, all holding our little shishkabob sticks with marshmallows on the ends.

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: LilyFestre
Date: 18 Nov 06 - 08:38 PM

ROFLMAO....now that is just TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: JennieG
Date: 18 Nov 06 - 11:56 PM

You owe me for a new keyboard!!!! that is sooooo funny!

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 12:19 AM

Yup... "bout the funniest post Ah EVER did see!
ttr

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 01:49 AM

Ha! Ha! I gotta get Chongo to look at that. Just his kind of humour.

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 03:54 AM

Best laugh of the week Donuel.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 06:40 AM

After a "difficult" week - a great laugh!
Thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 06:59 AM

I was pulling up outside the house the other day when I felt a bump at the front of the car. Dreading what it was I got out and saw the neighbours cat stretched out on the pavement next to the front wheel. I felt realy bad about running it over but as no-one was looking I got the shovel I happened to have in the boot, scraped the cat up off the pavement and threw it over the hedge. At that moment the cat woke up and while flying though the air spread eagled itself, claws unsheathed, to land on the neighbours head who happened to step out of the front door at the time. I didn't have time to beat a retreat and he saw me, shovel still in hand, at the other end of the arc of trajectory. All I could do was look down, embarased, only to see the car washing bucket he had left there for me to bump into...

They don't talk to me any more either.

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: lady penelope
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 03:26 PM

Bless you Donuel. I needed that!

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: akenaton
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 03:33 PM

:0)

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 03:35 PM

Damn got to wash the seat covers now!

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 05:32 PM

And I thought the Headless Jesus was bad!
Someone owes me a new keyboard.

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 06:01 PM

A+++

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: SussexCarole
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 06:54 PM

Sins! I forgot to take a piccy of the headless one in your back garden.

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Alice
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 09:30 PM

This was so funny. Thanks for the smile of the day.

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 09:43 PM

I showed that to John, and he nearly spat out all his tea. Very funny Donuel!

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Leadfingers
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:12 PM

I think it was Sorcha who coined the ' KAKSOD ' thing !!

(Killed Another Keyboard Squirting Out Drink )

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 11:40 PM

Carole - photos following via email - although he does have his head in these.

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 11:49 PM

His head in WHAT????

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 05:42 AM

Perhaps I should remind people that playing loud music in your garden can annoy your neighbours.


















Another good one is to set fire to their cat!!!
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 05:53 AM

But won't they just put the cat out?


















BOOM! BOOM!

Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 08:08 AM

'Twas I that coined KAKSOD - and there went another one!!

LTS