Okay, I just spent a bloody hour reading your collection. I'm impressed and appropriately disgusted.

Here is one of my own songs you might like to add to your repertoire:


HERE'S TO THE VAGINA
(To the tune of "St. James Infirmary")

Here's to the vagina,
From whence each of us came.
Each vagina is unique,
No two are the same.

Vaginas are all beautiful,
Be they black or brown or white.
Some men like them all stretched out,
But most prefer them tight.

Here's to the vagina... etc.

Some vaginas are shaven bald,
And some have fur like mink.
Some smell sweet like French perfume,
But most vaginas stink.

Here's to the vagina, etc.

When dealing with vagina,
Don't act in too much haste.
Remember, friends, when you go down,
To sniff before you taste.

Here's to the vagina ...

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