On the 7th day god made woman, since then, NOBODY'S rested. As usefull as tits on a bull Live a dogs life, if you cant eat it or screw it, piss on it You're as ignorant as the back of my b***s Me stones are like 2 feet (indicating coldness, i assume we can figure out what stones are???) Do farts have lumps? He has the kind of face only a mother could love If assholes could fly, this folk club would be an airport Some mornings i wake up cold & miserable, other mornings i let her sleep Never turn your back on a woman in bed unless you want 2 cold feet put on it. And finally the best bit of advice i was ever given by my Gran-Uncle "If a woman leaves her knickers on the bedroom floor more than 2 nights in a row, forget about her!" I may think of some more, but these spring straight to mind
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