I feel your pain, Jerry! I really do. You must have experienced some terrible childhood trauma to have to act out in that manner. Thank God it was not another human being or an innocent pet that had to bear the brunt of your uncontrollable impulse!

Well, I am thinking that if you were just to try some positive affirmations, such as "I love everybody!" or "Aren't people wonderful?" then you would soon discover amazing effects from it. Simply repeat the affirmations for an hour or so, two or three times a day, and watch how your life transforms!

Now, isn't this nicer than crude jokes about flatulence? I ask you.