(He lets the beat drift off into a smattering of slides and thumps.)
Hey, I was just getting into that tune! Now we've moved on into the tale of our lives, or was that tails? Ah, Evangeline…
No matter! We need a song, or another ale! Looking at the length of that tab, someone is going to have the numbers ground off that credit card soon, or the whole lot of us will be on blocks in the front yard!
"Oh I wish I were a catfish, I wish I were a bass… I'd climb up in the high trees and slide down on my….hands and knees."
All together now!
(Then he falls off the stool nearly breaking the floor, but somehow maintaining dignity, much like a civilized elephant seal.)
Mikal