An Engineer said before he died A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum An Engineer said before he died An Engineer said before he died And I've no reason to think he lied A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
He married a girl with a cunt so wide A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum He married a girl with a cunt so wide She was never satisfied A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
He built for her a prick of steel A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum He built for her a prick of steel Two brass balls and a bloody great wheel A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
The whole fucking thing was powered by steam A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum The whole fucking thing was powered by steam And the two brass balls were filled with cream A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
He tied her feet to the leg of the bed A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum He tied her feet to the leg of the bed And he tied her hands above her head A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
She lay there and demanded a fuck A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum She lay there and demanded a fuck He shook her hand and wished her luck A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
He fired the boiler and flicked the switch A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum He fired the boiler and flicked the switch She cried for more the filthy bitch A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
Up and up went the level of steam A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum Up and up went the level of steam Down and down went the level of cream A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
And finally that whore did cry A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum And finally that whore did cry Enough! Enough! I'm satisfied!(in high pitched voice) A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
That prick split her from arse to tit A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum That prick split her from arse to tit The whole fucking place was covered in shit A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
They scrapped her up into a bag A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum They scrapped her up into a bag Serves her right for being a slag A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
And now here comes the tragic bit A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum And now here comes the tragic bit There was no way of stopping it A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
It jumped off her and onto him A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum It jumped off her and onto him And then it buggered their next of kin A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
The last time that that prick was seen A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum The last time that that prick was seen It was down in London fucking the queen A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
And finally a child was born A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum And finally a child was born With two brass balls and a fucking great horn A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum
The moral of the story should be clear A-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly-rum-tiddly rum The moral of the story should be clear NEVER FUCK WITH AN ENGINEER!
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