Hey...guys?   I hafta give you the sad news, eh? Shane...my little baby brother the majre loser is...


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The flippin' goofball is back in jail! For New Years, eh? I seen it comin'. He made a bunch of the ushewall revolutins this year like he always does, eh?

Like, he said he was gonna get drunk a hole lot more and have a hole lot more sex too and then marruy Shania Twain. Ha! Ha! NOT!!!!!    Well, maybe the getting drunk part, yeah. He did do that, I gess.

But this time was reaaaaally STUPID. He was a total retread this time. You would not believe what the idiot did. I am embarrased to have him as my brother. Of coarse you knew that all ready, didn't you?

But still. this is excruishiatin'ly embarfasing. Un-flippin' be-LEE-vable! I laffed till I fell down cryin' when I heard about it.

I wondre how long the poor flipper is in for this time? His officer Dana (the cold bithch) has gived up on him. She sees that he is beyond help, eh? Too flippin' bad, but she is cold as a fish in my apinion cos she turned me donw at least 3 times now...so maybe not.

WEll, that's the news, eh? Happy Flippin' NEW YEAR, eh?

- Don McBride (Shane's big brother)