Hey people! All youse out there in Innernetland? I hate to be the barer of bad news, eh? But get this...

Idiot-boy (the little brother Shane) got his self arrested again. The cops came about a half hour ago, questioned him, charged him, and took him away in the flippin' cruiser. And ya know what for?

EXPOSIN' HIS SELF BEHIND THE FLIPPIN' TIM HORTONS!!! HA! HA! HA! HA!

I could hardly flippin' beleve anyone would care, eh? I mean, it ain't like he has a lot to expose, right? Ask any really dumb girl in this town and she'll tell you! HA! HA! HA!

But the fact is that someone seen him whip it out and pee on the wall at the back of the donut shop. It was one of girls who was havin' a smoke break. She ran in and told her friend and they sneaked out and got a picture with her cellphone. The little brother was so busy that he didn't, like, notice, cos he was trying to draw pattersn on the wall or some flippin thing like that, eh? The Tim Hortons manager called the cops, and the rest is hystery.

So tell the world. My baby brother Shane has done it again! And this is a brand flippin' new charge too. He ain't been charged with this before, eh? Pretty cool. I put a check mark on the wall every time he gets charged fer somethin' new, so this is great. He's up to 85 check marks now and ain't murdered no one or robbed no banks. Flippin' impressive, eh? HA! HA! HA!

I gotta see if he can talk the cops into givin' him a slap on the rist...or maybe somewhere else...

We will see. I figger he's in fer a few days, that's all.

They charged him with obscene graffiti too. He did a picture on the wall with a spray can. What a looser, eh?

This means there will definitely be more beer in the fridge for at least a few days, and that can't be bad. I'm laffin'. I got my paycheck today too. I'm seriously laffin' here, people! Flippin' A! It's gonna be a nice quiet weekend, just me, Bernice, and all the beer we can drink. We will see if we can smuggle one in to the idiot-boy in the slammer so's he don't get suacidally depressed. I would not want that. McBrides have gotta stick toghether threw thick and thin. That's what family is for, eh?

- Don McBride