This guy, called if yo can flippin' beleve it 'the Mad Trapper ov Rat River 2"" is the guy who has hired me to work his gold mine. He said I can call him 'Rat sins I'll be workin' for him. So he took me out to this goold mine and its a flippin' HOLE IN THE GROUND! You clim down a flippin' ladder! But I went down an\ theirs gold! Like you can see it in the flippin' sand and the walls, but you have to use a candle but thats ok. I thikn I can sneek gold out this winter whne Rat is n't around.
HOOHA! No more Sudbury skanks when I get back! THe people in Blind River are goin' to be flippin' BOWING DOWN to me! Don's gonna have to beg just to talk to me!
--Shane McBride (the rich one and only one)