There was a young plumber, from Lea
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
Said the girl to the plumber,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber, still plumbing,
It's ME!

There was a young bloke from Adair,
Who was boffing a girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And polished her off in mid-air!

There was a young lad from Deaver,
Who had intercourse with a beaver.
The result of this ----
Was a three legged duck,
Two otter and a Laborador Retriever.