Wow, Praise, no one seems to like you much, do they?
Well, I like you, and I think it's a perfectly good subject for a thread, and the good news is, no one has to participate if they don't want to.
Back around 1971, I was working for an anti-war activist magazine, and we ran an article by Andrea Dworkin about the political implications of sex with men. She wasn't opposed to the concept of sex with men, but she felt that the erect penis was a symbol of the oppressive patriarchy, so she argued that women should only have sex with men whose members were limp.
It occurred to us, at the time, that there were a plethora of nicknames for a male organ at full extension, but there really weren't any good ones for a limp one. We decided that a "dworkin" worked quite well.