"What is your age?" asked the Barrister, "and remember you are under oath." "I am twenty-one and some months." the woman answered. "How many months?" "One hundred and eight" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Two Boy Scout Cubs, whose younger brother had fallen into the lake, rushed home to mother with tears in their eyes. "We tried to give him artificial respiration," one of them sobbed, "but he keeps getting up and walking away." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Young Tommy was peering through a hole in the hedge surrounding a naturist camp. His friend asked "What can you see Tommy? Are there men or women in there?" "I can't tell," replied Tommy "None of them have any clothes on" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx An American tourist found himself in a sleepy little English village and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well Zur, we ain't got one now. He died last week"
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