There once was a Whore from Kew.
Who filled her Virgina with Glue?
She said with a grin.
"If they pay to get in.
"They can pay to get out of it too.


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There was a young Lady from Houghton.
Who had a big tit and a shorten.
But to make up for that,
She had a huge Twat.
And a fart like a 850 Norton,

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There was a young Man called Frank.
Who invented a new kind of Tank.                   (ARMY TANK)
He said "It would float just like a boat.
but when he tried, IT SANK.