Subject: limericks From: GUEST,henry.anne@ntlworld.com Date: 03 Sep 02 - 07:51 AM There was a folk singer named Jock, Who got got his string snagged in his smock, He pulled and he swore 'til the bloody thing tore And he never wore it any more sorry about that folks. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: alanabit Date: 03 Sep 02 - 10:21 AM I should think so too! |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Joe_F Date: 03 Sep 02 - 06:40 PM There once was a Scottish musician Who preferred 69 to coition. Said he with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "It's all part of our oral tradition." There was once an old person of Tring Who, whenever they asked him to sing, Replied "Isn't it odd? I can never tell `God Save the Weasel' from `Pop Goes the King'." |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Sep 02 - 02:58 AM NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not again!! Do you know how big the last one got??? LTS
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Subject: RE: limericks From: Kaleea Date: 04 Sep 02 - 03:59 AM henry.anne-- you don't quite have the County Limerick rhythm! a 1 & a 2 & a 3 (quarter rest) a 1 & a 2 & a 3 (quarter rest) a 1 & a 2 (eighth rest) a 3 & a 4 (eighth rest) a 1 & a 2 & a 3 (quarter rest) or add a "&" to the 1st, 2nd & 4th phrases using no 'rest' as in: A lovely girl swimmer named Sive, Was swingy, tough eager, alive, 'My head's above water,' She said, 'as it oughter, But best of all is a low dive.' When hunting around Ballybay, Pretty Ellen gave no man his way. Though pressed hard to yield, Trotting over a field, Her horse answered for her, "Neigh! Neigh!" OR A nervous six-footer named Bridget, Would wriggle and squirm, twitch and fidget, But she knew perfect peace, And a psychic release, When she found true romance with a midget. and then there's (hint: it rhymes with "eerie"!) An ancient old man of Dun Laoghaire, Said, "Of pleasure and joy I've grown waoghaire . . . The life that is pure Will suit me I'm sure, It's healthy and noble though draoghaire." |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST Date: 05 Sep 02 - 03:59 AM Mary had a little pig. She coudn't stop it gruntin. So she took it up the garden shed, and kicked it's little cunt in. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Cretinous Yahoo Date: 05 Sep 02 - 08:14 AM There once was an ageing folksinger Who caught his dick in a wringer, Said he, "It's no trouble, I'll simple redouble My efforts with tongue and with finger", |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Bill D Date: 05 Sep 02 - 12:53 PM Kaleea..thank you! I get so frustrated with those who will NOT hone the limerick well enough to keep the meter!
There was an old gasman named Peter |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Gypsy Date: 06 Sep 02 - 11:04 AM Do you care to sin with Elinore Glynn on a tiger skin? Or would you prefer to err with her on some other fur? |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Troll Date: 06 Sep 02 - 11:15 AM In London a newsboy named Grimes Led girls on to infamous crimes. "I deliver," he'd boast "Two Globes and a Post, And goodness knows how many Times."
There once was a poet named McNameter BillD, nicely done. troll |
Subject: RE: limericks From: euclid Date: 06 Sep 02 - 04:35 PM There was a young man from Calcutta Who coated his tonsils with butta Thus changing his snore From a thunderoust roar To a soft, oleaginous mutta |
Subject: RE: limericks From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Sep 02 - 04:32 PM There was a young girl from Pitlochry Who was having a f**k in a rockery When she found that he'd come Before she'd begun # She said "That's not a f**k, it's a mockery There was a young lady, she was Greek Who had her monthlys, twice a week Said her young man from Woking Most provoking, No Poking. So to speak Oh dear, the mudhut's going downhill again.....Giok
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Subject: RE: limericks From: kendall Date: 07 Sep 02 - 07:40 PM Best one I ever heard: A mathematician named Hall Had a hexihedronical ball The cube of its weight, Plus his pecker, times eight Was four fifths of five eights of fuck all. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Sep 02 - 07:55 PM Joe Clark had not much of a chin "Well, don't worry," said Brian to him "I can take up the slack And lead the attack Cos mine's long as the road to Berlin" (political limerick...you've got to be Canadian to appreciate it, plus remember the '80's. Joe Clark is still on the scene, somewhat, but Brian Mulroney has departed for greener corporate pastures.) I agree that the one about the mathematician is exceptional. That last line is a killer. - LH |
Subject: RE: limericks From: kendall Date: 07 Sep 02 - 09:19 PM I don't know if "fuck all" is well known among Americans; so, for the benefit of those who don't know, it is the equivilent of zero, zed, nothing. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Leadfingers Date: 08 Sep 02 - 12:56 PM The Limerick packs laughs anatomical In a space that is quite economical But the good ones we've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Skipper Jack Date: 09 Sep 02 - 07:07 AM Yes Kendall That's a good one - figuratively speaking! Have you tried converting it to the metric system??
There was a couple from Aberystwyth,
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Subject: RE: limericks From: HuwG Date: 09 Sep 02 - 09:02 AM I'm reluctant to join this increasingly gonadal thread, but Bill D's scholarly contribution requires a footnote:
There was a young man from Japan
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Subject: RE: limericks From: Snuffy Date: 09 Sep 02 - 07:02 PM Dave, I learned this as:
A young couple from Aberystwyth, WassaiL! V |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Midchuck Date: 09 Sep 02 - 08:48 PM There was a young fellow named Durkin Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin. His wife told him, "Durkin, By jerkin' your gherkin, You're shirkin' your firkin', you bastard!" Peter. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Bentley Date: 10 Sep 02 - 10:33 AM There was a young man from Bangkok, Who got his tool caught in a rock. He pulled it too hard And stretched it a yard Now the women hang round in a flock
-Joe Offer- |
Subject: limericks From: hobo Date: 21 Jul 09 - 01:45 PM One for English members: Has anyone got the words of any 'traditional' English limericks? Reminiscing recently I tried to recall some from my days in the RAF in the early '60s, but few came to mind... With the passing of survivors from the old National Service tradition I suspect many of these are passing out of living memory. I have in mind stuff along the lines of the following: There was a young girl from Devizes Had up at the local Assises For teaching young boys Matrimonial joys And giving french letters As prizes! |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Georgiansilver Date: 21 Jul 09 - 02:01 PM If you do a lyrics and knowledge search there is a thread with absolutely loads of them on..... Best wishes, Mike. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Amos Date: 21 Jul 09 - 02:27 PM Like gamblers, and hoboes, and pimps And back-alley losers with limps, Little Hawk cures depression, And fiscal recession, By creating invisible Chimps. A |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Tattie Bogle Date: 21 Jul 09 - 02:29 PM As well as whole websites devoted to limericks: there's one where each person adds the last line and starts the next one if you want some new material! There are the Edward Lear ones on this site (but watch out for th annoying pop-ups!): http://www.poetry-online.org/limericks.htm |
Subject: RE: limericks From: kendall Date: 21 Jul 09 - 07:30 PM A clean one: There was a young girl named Farrell Who liked to play stud for apparel Her opponent's straight flush Brought a maidenly blush And a hasty trip home in a barrel. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Leadfingers Date: 21 Jul 09 - 07:42 PM God's plan made a hopeful beginng But man went and spoiled it by sinning We Trust that the story Will end in God's Glory But at present the other sides's winning |
Subject: RE: limericks From: topical tom Date: 21 Jul 09 - 07:57 PM There once was a crooked old folkie Who spent a night in the pokey. He said "I thought 'twas as such;if you pull it too much Your brain will go mushy and hokey". |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Allen in Oz Date: 21 Jul 09 - 08:04 PM A mathematician named Hall Had a hexahedronical ball And the cube of its weight Times his penis plus eight Is his phone number...give him a call ! |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Micca Date: 21 Jul 09 - 09:15 PM For hobo, this is very English There was a young lady from Salisbury whose manners were all Halsbury-scalsbury she went around Hampshire without any pampshire because she was to hot to walsbury |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Bryn Pugh Date: 22 Jul 09 - 05:34 AM A certain young fellow called Pugh (no relation, I assure you !) Lived on underpants scrapings and spew. When he couldn't get that He'd eat what he shat, And mighty fine shit he shat, too. I'll get me Barbour . . . |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Date: 22 Jul 09 - 03:27 PM There was a young chap from Belgrave, Who kept a few tomes in a cave. They were full of bad verses, Limericks and worses, Guarded by a hermit named Dave. A voracious old cougar named Maggie, Instead of a purse, had a baggie. It contained some fois gras And an industrial strength bra, For her boobs were incredibly saggy. There was a young miss from Madras, Who had a magnificent ass. Wasn't round and pink, As you undoubtedly think, But was black, had long ears and ate grass! |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 22 Jul 09 - 03:53 PM There once was a Whore from Kew. Who filled her Virgina with Glue? She said with a grin. "If they pay to get in. "They can pay to get out of it too. .................................. There was a young Lady from Houghton. Who had a big tit and a shorten. But to make up for that, She had a huge Twat. And a fart like a 850 Norton, ................................ There was a young Man called Frank. Who invented a new kind of Tank. (ARMY TANK) He said "It would float just like a boat. but when he tried, IT SANK. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: DADGBE Date: 22 Jul 09 - 04:09 PM A sweet young lady named Clio, Was had by a 'cellist from Rio. She said, "No andantes," as he pulled down her panties, "I want this allegro con brio!" |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Still receiving a state paycheck Date: 22 Jul 09 - 04:12 PM In the rainy, wet city of Juneau Where Palin is governor as you know She couldn't pass gas With her head up her ass So now she has decided to go. Once a young governor named Sarah, Tried to act like a bear-a, She had all the goods, But she shit in the woods, Now she is no longer there-a. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Artful Codger Date: 22 Jul 09 - 05:03 PM A bit of codgerrel verse: From an alcove a resourceful, sly midget Levitated and twirled a widget. All amazed, passers-by Wondered how it could fly And what made it incessantly fidget. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Joe_F Date: 22 Jul 09 - 05:54 PM ObMusic: A tooter who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tooter, "Is it easier to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot?" |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 22 Jul 09 - 06:04 PM There was a young lady from Leeds. Who swollowed a packet of Seeds? From out of her Bum,a Geranium come. But her tits were all covered in Weeds. ............................................. There was a young Girl from Austrailia. Who painted her Arse like a Dalia?.............. =FLOWER A Penny a look was all well and good. but sixpence a sniff was a failiar. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: kendall Date: 22 Jul 09 - 07:30 PM I know some that are so raunchy I won't post them here. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Tattie Bogle Date: 22 Jul 09 - 07:54 PM There were some poetic Mudcatters, Who really were mad as Mad Hatters, Though they'd never met Alice, I bear them no malice, Despite all the limericks they scatters. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Midchuck Date: 22 Jul 09 - 08:22 PM I know some that are so raunchy I won't post them here. Yeah, right. I've heard that before. Somebody break out the Jameson's and see how long he sticks to it. Peter |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Bill D Date: 22 Jul 09 - 09:47 PM I know some raunchy ones that are also too bad to post....big difference between 'raunchy' and 'clever'. ( I remain, as in several other threads on limericks, a fan of meter and style. Good limericks are an art form, not just an excuse to use words you don't use at other times) |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 22 Jul 09 - 09:55 PM That young soldier called Fred Sir. Who through Shell shock was confined to his bed Sir? At 5 past 1. there was a "Bang" From a Gun. And Ed Sir in bed Sir................was Dead Sir. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Snuffy Date: 23 Jul 09 - 07:48 PM There was a young lady from Hyde Who, no matter how hard she tried, Could achieve no orgasm, Not the tiniest spasm, No spark to ignite her inside |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Joe_F Date: 23 Jul 09 - 08:28 PM A lovely young lady of Chichester Made even the saints in their niches stir, And one morning at matins, Her breasts in white satins Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Andes Date: 20 Sep 09 - 05:17 PM There was a young fellow named Horne Who wished that he'd never been born He wouldn't have been If his father had seen That the end of the condom was torn There was a young lady from Cheadle Who sat down in church on a needle Though deeply embedded 'twas happily threaded And she had it removed by the Beadle |
Subject: RE: limericks From: MGM·Lion Date: 20 Sep 09 - 06:00 PM From deep in the crypt of St Giles Is heard screaming that carries for miles. My goodness, my gracious, Poor Brother Ignatius Has forgotten the Bishop has piles! There was a mean fellow called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said 'It takes pluck To have a cold fuck, But think of the money you save.' |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Herga Kitty Date: 20 Sep 09 - 06:53 PM There was a young lady from Wantage Of whom the town clerk took advantage Said the borough surveyor Of course you must pay her - You've altered the line of her frontage. Kitty |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Dave Hanson Date: 21 Sep 09 - 03:33 AM There was a young gaucho called Bruno, Who said shagging is one thing I do know, A woman is fine, A sheep is devine, But a llama is numero uno Dave H |
Subject: RE: limericks From: MGM·Lion Date: 21 Sep 09 - 04:51 AM There was a young student of St Bartholomews Whose car went by fits and by St Startholomews Till a fellow called St John Had a look at the 't John And fitted it out with spare St Partholomews |
Subject: RE: limericks From: PHJim Date: 21 Sep 09 - 12:03 PM Ogden Nash invented a type of poem called a "limmick". Here's an example; An old person from Troy Was so bashful and coy That it doesn't know if It's a girl or a boy. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Joe_F Date: 21 Sep 09 - 07:55 PM A young lady who lived near the Bosporus Was seduced by a red-eyed rhinoceros. Said she, with a shriek, "His horn is unique And leaves the men looking preposterous." |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Tom - Swords & Songs Date: 22 Sep 09 - 11:51 AM There once was a man from Dundee Who was stung on the leg by a wasp When asked if it hurts He said, 'no, not at all 'he can do it again, if he wants to.' |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST, topsie Date: 22 Sep 09 - 01:53 PM There was a young man from Darjeeling Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing. It said on the door, 'Don't spit on the floor' So he lay down and aspat on the ceiling. There was a young lady from Ryde Who ate some green apples and died. The apples, fermented Inside the lamented, Made cider inside 'er inside. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Tom - Swords & Songs Date: 23 Sep 09 - 08:19 AM There once was a man named West Whose phallus came up to his chest He said, 'I declare 'I've no pubic hair!' And he covered his balls with his vest. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: MGM·Lion Date: 28 Sep 09 - 04:53 PM Apollo to Mission Control We are almost in reach of our goal But this reading of G Seems excessive to me And I think we are near a black |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Andy Date: 29 Sep 09 - 08:03 AM There was a young girl from Devizes Whos bosoms were different sizes The left one was small And was no use at all But the right one was big, and won prizes! |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Joe_F Date: 29 Sep 09 - 06:04 PM There was once an old maid in Peru Who had nothing whatever to do, So she sat on the stairs And counted **** hairs -- 9802. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: The Vulgar Boatman Date: 29 Sep 09 - 06:39 PM There was a young lady of Exeter, So lovely that men craned their neck at 'er, And one went so far As to wave, from his car, The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er. Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder, He spied a young maid up a ladder, Her position, to Titian, Suggested coition, So he shinned up the ladder and 'ad 'er. There was a young lady from Faience, Who bade all young fellows defiance, She would lurk in dark halls And nip at their balls With a patent-applied-for appliance. Now look what you made me do... |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Nick E Date: 29 Sep 09 - 07:07 PM So what are exactly the littereary conventions that define the structure of a limieric? It seems to me of poetic forms it is fairly predicatble. Certainly not a rigid as HIKU but there must be some rules of thumb. So what EXACTLY are those rules of thumb? |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Midchuck Date: 29 Sep 09 - 07:15 PM Five lines of anapest, rhymed aabba, the a lines having three feet and the b lines two. It can be confusing because some of the unstressed beats are left off the beginning of lines. Peter |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Joe_F Date: 30 Sep 09 - 08:45 PM There was once a young fellow named Grant Who was built like a sensitive plant. When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck! I would if I could, but I can't." There was once a young fellow named Fisk, At fucking exceedingly brisk. So rapid his action, Fitzgerald contraction Shrunk his dingdong darn down to a disk. The partition of Vavasour Scowles Was a sickener: they came on his bowels In a firkin; his brain Was found clogging a drain, And his toes were wrapped up in some towels. -- Edward Gorey Some Harvard men, stalwart and hairy, Drank up several bottles of sherry; In the Yard around three They were shaking with glee: 'Come on out, we are burning a fairy!' -- Edward Gorey The first child of a Mrs Keats-Shelley Came to light with its face in its belly; Her second was born With a hump and a horn, And her third was as faceless as jelly. -- Edward Gorey Un moine au milieu de la messe S'eleva et cria en detresse: 'La vie religieuse, C'est sale et affreuse' Et se poignarda dans le fesses. -- Edward Gorey To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple, As he poured his post-prandial tibble, 'Your mother's behaviour Gave pain to Our Saviour, And that's why He made you a cripple.' -- Edward Gorey An incautious young woman named Venn Was seen with the wrong sort of men; She vanished one day, But the following May Her legs were retrieved from a fen. -- Edward Gorey From Number Nine, Penwiper Mews, There is really abominable news: They've discovered a head In the box for the bread, But nobody seems to know whose. -- Edward Gorey |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GREEN WELLIES Date: 01 Oct 09 - 11:22 AM Mary had a little lamb she also had a bear you often saw her little lamb but never saw her bear Sorry. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 01 Oct 09 - 04:03 PM There was a young man called Sawn. Who tripped on the eadge of the Lawn. His knees went snap. His Back went Crack. And he regretted the day he was born. ..................................... There once was a Harlot from Crewe. Who filled her Virgina with Glue. She said with a grin, If you pay to get in. You can pay to get out of it too. ................................. There was a young lady from Nod. Who was promised a baby from God. It was not the Almight, Who poked her that night...? It was the Vicar The filthy Old Sod |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST Date: 21 May 10 - 08:21 PM A saucy young man from Woods Green Tried to fart "God Save the Queen." When he reached the soprano, He shot out his guano, Now his breeches aren't fit to be seen! |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Aeola Date: 22 May 10 - 12:58 AM An Oldy..! There was a young man from Kent Whose prick was extremely bent. So to save him the trouble he put it in double And instead of coming he went! |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Tannywheeler Date: 29 May 10 - 02:11 PM A grasshopper hopped on a square; He hopped on a girl sitting there. He chirped in her ear, Which filled her with fear, And sent her sky-high in the air. Leadfingers, I have enjoyed this clean one for yrs. My bias is: it was written by my 11 or 12 yr old daughter. Tw |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,O.V. Michaelsen - Ove Ofteness Date: 07 Feb 11 - 01:48 PM A HAM, A YAMAHA…(a palindrome) FIVE-CHORD STUD He bought a guitar just like Chet's, And the brand is as good as it gets. You'd think he'd explore Up the neck a bit more But he stays on the lower three frets. Not one placed a tip in my jar While I played my gold-plated guitar. When done, I looked back. It was gone from the rack. Man, a dream can be much too bizarre. I bought a guitar from TV. (Was it HSN, or QVC?) Then pounded a barred chord. It sounded like cardboard. Now no one will take it for free. An Elvis fan known as Sylvester Said, "The 'King' has been mocked by the jester: A man's out of luck when Eternally stuck in A hundred percent polyester." "The price of success, I have paid it, But fate somehow always delayed it. Some say I retired The day I was hired, Burned out from the moment I made it." His time at the top wasn't long. The things he did right went so wrong. The friends he would make For that one lucky break Said he sang for the wealth, not the song. RESULTS MAY VARY With many a frustrated claimant, The few never knew just what fame meant. They've all paid the price— Some once, many twice, In the hope to receive their due payment. DEPARTED GREATS Our gratitude must be expressed. The musical world has been blessed. They'll never be gone— The legends live on, Fulfilling our final request. DICK CURLESS (1932-1995) We've all heard the name Bobby Darin, And in country, a man known as Faron. I preferred the vibrato, Ligato, bravado Of one man from Maine called "The Baron." A ZIMMERICK (on Bob Dylan) Right out of the blue, a dark horse Ran through with phenomenal force. His intense ammunition— This poet musician Helped chart a new cultural course. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Will Fly Date: 07 Feb 11 - 02:08 PM A potentate, gross and despotic, Had tastes more obscene than exotic. He always adored making love in a Ford Because he was auto-erotic. There was a young lady from Uppingham Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham, Watching the stunts of the cunts in the punts And the tricks of the pricks who were fuckin' 'em. Now, Kendall - you were saying...? |
Subject: RE: limericks From: eftifino Date: 08 Feb 11 - 01:09 AM There was a young man of Malacca,Who smoked a great deal of Tabacca, until one foggy night, he lit some dynamite, and went POW, BOOM FLASH, like a Crakka. While Titian was mixing Rose Madder, his model reclined on a ladder. This position, to Titian, suggested coition, so he leapt up the ladder and 'ad 'er. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Colin holt Date: 08 Feb 11 - 05:51 AM There was a young man called Wyatt Who's voice was incredibly quiet And then one day It faded away.... |
Subject: RE: limericks From: eftifino Date: 08 Feb 11 - 09:12 AM A Young homosexual named Broome, took a Lesbian up to his room, where they argued all night, as to who had the right, to do what, and with what, and to whom. |
Subject: RE: limericks From: Joe_F Date: 08 Feb 11 - 05:57 PM To be recited in your best nonrhotic RP: There was once an old man of Antigua, Whose wife said to him, "What a pig you are!" Replied he, "Ah, my queen, Is it manners you mean, Or do you refer to my figure?" |
Subject: RE: limericks From: GUEST,Johnny Tequla Date: 11 Feb 11 - 06:43 AM There once was a woman named Alice Who used dynamite as a phallus They found her vagina In North Carolina and bits of her tits in dallas |
Subject: RE: limericks [10] From: GUEST,Mucky Mike Date: 03 Oct 11 - 03:36 PM There was a woman preacher from Bude Who always taught in the nude A young man up front said I smell c**t Just like that, bloody rude There was a young man called Murray Who once did a fart in a hurry With a mighty great roar, his tousers he tore And he covered the wall in curry There was a young queer from Malay Who once made an ass out of clay But the heat from his prick, turned the clay into brick And wore both his balls away |
Subject: RE: limericks [10] From: Dave Hanson Date: 04 Oct 11 - 04:12 AM Proper Limericks should have 5 lines. The Limerick is furtive and mean, You must keep it in close quarantine, Or it sneaks to the slums, And promptly becomes, Disorderly, drunk and obscene. Dave H |
Subject: RE: limericks [10] From: Mrrzy Date: 04 Oct 11 - 11:30 AM *sniff* someone beat me to the Gorey ones... |
Subject: RE: limericks [10] From: Artful Codger Date: 05 Oct 11 - 07:16 PM More codgerrel: An aesthete, renowned for his gluttony, remarked that his bisque tasted muttony. The chef, deeply pained, in dudgeon explained, "Of prawns, sir, I just hadn't guttony." |
Subject: RE: limericks [10] From: Artful Codger Date: 06 Oct 11 - 03:35 PM More versetto cogierello: A pianist, seemingly blotto, played too lento during the animato till the bass, with a hiss, spotted what was amiss: "It's 'Ligeti', you fool, not 'Legato'!" |
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