THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED McGROOTER
WHO SPIED A YOUNG NUDE AND HE WOOED HER
THE NUDE THOUGHT IT CRUDE TO BE WOOED IN THE NUDE
BUT McGROOTER WAS SHREWDER AND SCREWED HER.

THERE WAS AND OLD MINER NAMED DAVE
WHO FOUND A DEAD WHORE IN A CAVE
SHE HAD ONE TIT
SHE SMELLED LIKE SHIT
BUT JUST THINK OF THE MONEY HE SAVED.

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM WALES
WHO SUCKED THE SNOT FROM SNAILS
AND WHEN HE'D RUN OUT OF THESE
HE'D EAT THE CHEESE
HE DUG FROM HIS SHORTS WITH HIS NAILS.

THERE WAS A YOUND LADY FROM FRANCE
WHO TOOK A TRAIN BY CHANCE
THE ENGINEER FUCKED HER
AND SO'D THE CONDUCTOR
AND THE BRAKEE SHOT OFF IN HIS PANTS.

THERE WAS AN OLD WHORE FROM McPEET
WHO'S CUNT WAS STILL SUPRISINGLY SWEET
THE YOUNG MEN WOULD JACK OFF
AT THE SIGHT OF HER COIFFE
AND SHOOT LOADS OF CUM AT HER FEET.

RANDY WAS A SHORT LITTLE MIDGET
WHOSE DICK WAS AS SMALL AS HIS FIRST DIDGET
WHEN FACED WITH A LARGE CUNT
THIS INGENIOUS CUNNING YOUNG RUNT
WOULD STICK IN HIS HEAD AND START TO FIDGET.
THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO MY LITTLE FRIEND RANDY BRADFORD....TOM