The worst pop song ever is KUNG FOO FIGHTING & Disco Duck

Hands down the most stupid songs ever written, Disco duck was recorded in a duck voice, and with an elvis impersonator

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chong He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on He took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they did it with expert timing

Disco Duck Went to a party the other night All the ladies were treating me right Moving my feet to the disco beat How in the world could I keep my seat

All of a sudden I began to change I was on the dance floor acting strange Flapping my arms I began to cluck Look at me..I'm the disco duck

[dd] Ah get down mama, I've got to have me a woman, ha ha ha ha ha [bs] Disco, disco duck [dd] Got to have me a woman [bs] Disco, disco duck [dd] Oh get down mama [bs] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco [dd] Disco [bs] Disco [dd] Disco [bs] Disco [dd+bs] Disco [bs] Disco disco duck [dd] All right [bs] Disco disco duck [dd] Ah get down mama, oh mama shake your tail feather, ha ha ha ha ha

When the music stopped I returned to my seat But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat So I got back up to try my luck Why look

[dd] Everybody's doin' the [dd+bs] Disco, disco duck [dd+bs] Disco, disco duck [bs] Try your luck [dd] Wave to me [bs] Don't be a cluck [dd] I'm so happy to be here [bs] Disco [ep] Thank you duck [bs] Disco [ep] For gettin' down [bs] Disco disco disco [ep] Thank you so very much [bs] Disco duck [dd] You're welcome [bs] Disco Disco Duck [bs] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco, disco, disco..

[dd=Donald Duck voice] [bs=background singers] [ep=Elvis voice] (borrowed from tpeach@gte.net)