Johnny Cash's "City Jail" has always tickled me: City jail, city jail Like an old scared dog, I tuck my tail I hung my head and not a careless word was said I gotta sleep on the floor once more at the city jail Back when I first came to this town I was mindin' my own business (like I always do) When I saw this waitress in this bus station cafe And I thought I check out the action (like I always do) Well, I gave her the eye and made a few choice personal comments About what I thought mine and her possibilities could be for a team When she called the badge on me The badge grabbed me by the arm and he said What are you doin' hangin' around here for? And I said for whatever's goin' around. City jail city jail... He said no what I mean is what are you doin' Sayin' things like that to that lady? And I said what's that lady's doin' with purple hair? Well the badge said you're a smart aleck, ain't you son? And I said no sir, I'm just hungry And he said well you're actin' like a smart aleck And I said well that's how I act when I get hungry City jail city jail... Well he put me outside in a dark corner And before you could say hypocrite he hit me on the head And I said oooh please don't hit me on the head I can't protect myself with these handcuffs on And he hit me again and he hit me again and he hit me again And I said please don't stand on my feet when you hit me I'll break my ankles when I fall City jail city jail... Well about that time they threw me in the wagon And that waitress walked out with a sailor I said hey you! Not you, I'm talkin' to the purple people eater Yes you lady! Quote! You're the cause of it all! Unquote. And she said get me away from that horrible man, Harry. And as they hauled me away I said everybody have a nice evening
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