Triplane, you forgot the bit about " the ma no' independent mind"

Lyrics Jim McLean, tune The Beef Can Close

Oh Darling's got a brand new job,
He's Cameron's latest clown.
His hair is white, his eyebrows black,
And his nose is a dirty brown.
Ricky doo dum day, ricky doo dum day,
Ricky dicky doo dum day.

Ed Miliband is Cameron's man,
He hates the SNP.
He'd rather see a Tory win,
Than Scotland standing free.
Ricky doo dum day, ricky doo dum day,
Ricky dicky doo dum day.

There's Danny Alexander
With Osborn, Clegg and Balls.
For Dave's the puppet master
And they're all his dancing dolls.
Ricky doo dum day, ricky doo dum day,
Ricky dicky doo dum day.

Gordon Brown wi the great big frown
Has joined the Tory crew.
Dave brought him from retirement
Saying "I have need of you!"
Ricky doo dum day, ricky doo dum day,
Ricky dicky doo dum day.

Dave said "Go spread the message,
Just promise them years of pain.
You let me in the last time
And I know you'll do it again".
Ricky doo dum day, ricky doo dum day,
Ricky dicky doo dum day.


Jo Lamont thinks we're stupid,
Ruth Davison thinks we're poor
Wee Wullie Rennie agrees with them
But he isnae really sure!
Ricky doo dum day, ricky doo dum day,
Ricky dicky doo dum day.


Dave's even roped in Gallaway
Whose war cry is "say naw"
But if you vote for that lot,
Ye'll end up wi Hee Haw!
Ricky doo dum day, ricky doo dum day,
Ricky dicky doo dum day.
Ricky doo dum day, ricky doo dum day,
Ricky dicky doo dum day.