What a bunch of harny divils.

Bush League Boffin'
Tune is Third Rate Romance

Checked into a nice hotel with a naturalistic bent
I came to see the badgers mate
Just turn on your T.V. and wait
That's what I was told
Watchin' the screen I think my eyes turned green
When I saw them come by
They settled down in the grass
But something about her ass
Told me she wasn't shy
I said " they don't look like badgers but I guess they'll do"
Bush League Boffin', these folks are gonna screw
She had a bobble top hat and a huge pair of hooters too
Bush League Boffin', what am I to do?

Well they got it on like fish in spawn and I watched them of course
She was lanky, supple and loose
He seemed a little bit boozed
But was hung like a horse

The grass and the lake seemed a little bit fake as they rutted like deer
The finish line was in sight
Slammin' her with all his might
As I reached for a beer
I said " this hotel can be a mighty entertainin' do"
Bush League Boffin', and nice room service too
I almost whipped my skippy but I said," that's crude"
Bush League Boffin', animals get lewd
Bush League Boffin, badgers in the nude
Bush League Boffin', check it out young dude

Clifton