Oh no, the old "Hitler was a vegitarian" arguement! I think it's been proven many times that Hitler was a "Vegitable-ist" which is of course something quite different. Other "Vegitable-ists" throughout history (Caligula, King Caracticus, Margaret Thatcher, and Annie Sprinkle) have certainly had wide-ranging personalities.

But back to meta-veganism. It's a simple religion (yes, I guess I COULD call it a religion) where we worship our vegetables before partaking of them. Yesterday I found an AMAZING cauliflower that some restaurant was throwing out. I spoke to it for a few minutes...listened to it intently, then tossed it in the boiling water. As it submerged, I swear I could hear it say "Thank you Tulip". It was delicious. Oh, and last night I had an amazingly satisfying relationship with a cucumber.

Harvey Andrews? Are you the Harvey Andrews that wrote the "vegitarian anthem": "If it Breathes, spit it out!".

Tulip Nussbaum