Kendall's Cure

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: Morticia
Date: 28 May 02 - 01:02 PM

So, Kendall's well-hung then??? *BG*

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 May 02 - 12:59 PM

Old recipe for Salt Curing Kendall, this method can preserve Kendall for years.

For a 170lb. Kendall:

33 Pounds of Brown Sugar
10 Pounds of Black Pepper
5 Pounds of Red Pepper
58 Pounds of Salt

Mix the ingredients together and rub onto the skin-on Kendall, paying special attention to the ass. Then the Kendall is wrapped in paper, then wrapped in cloth, then placed in a cloth bag and hung with the ass down. The Kendall is hung in a well ventilated, dark and secure building. The Kendall bitches for about two months and is ready to piss, moan, whine, and complain continually, in about 6 to 9 months and is still a pain in the ass years. Kendalls cured in this manner continue to stay curmudgeonly until they are completely dried out.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: Áine
Date: 28 May 02 - 12:42 PM

Great news, Kendall! You can do it, ya stubborn ol' Yankee ;-) Hang in there, we're all behind you (and pushin' ya all the way!).

Love, Áine

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 May 02 - 01:57 AM

Still doing what I said I'd do, petal. Take care and next time you come visit Morty, remember I want dinner!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 May 02 - 12:51 AM

Happy for you, Kendall. I've no doubt it has seemed a long haul; I'm glad it's almost over.

Incidentally, although I've never met you, on these pages your 'voice' is still the same - even maybe a tad better! Good on ya.

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 May 02 - 12:04 AM

Here comes the last countdown, then! Good luck this week.

Four. . .

Three. . .

you know how it goes!

SRS

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: alanabit
Date: 27 May 02 - 03:05 PM

Good to hear that the fightback is under way. Good luck. Alan.

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: CapriUni
Date: 27 May 02 - 02:56 PM

:::Waving hands in the air, Kermit the Frog Style:::

Yay!!!!

Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure
From: Barbara Shaw
Date: 27 May 02 - 02:42 PM

I just saw Kendall yesterday (over Memorial Day weekend) at a bluegrass festival in Acton, ME. He said his last 4 treatments were coming up this week on T-W-Th-F and then he's done! He was in good spirits and had several stories to tell, despite a raspy voice, and it was great seeing him, despite the "redneck" disguise.

Subject: Kendall's Cure
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 May 02 - 01:59 PM

This should be the last week of radiation for Kendall. How's it going? Anyone have anything to report? It will be nice to go from red-necked to a rosy outlook, eh?

SRS