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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: SINSULL Date: 31 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM Mystery solved. Unable to host New Year's Eve at my house due to work (SIGH), I found a party arrived tonight. A little like the Whos. It came without... But a turkey and a ham and a variety of veggies and cheeses and breads and wines and champagnes and crackers and Micca and Edmund and Charmion and and and. I found the wandering UKer in a snow drift with a bag of chocolates and some single malt. Happy New Year all. Now who the hell is going to wash these dishes? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 31 Dec 07 - 08:43 PM There's a kitchen door? LTS |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Iarf Date: 31 Dec 07 - 06:27 PM Micca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Still Breathin' Good Man....... Dave W |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Micca Date: 31 Dec 07 - 01:44 PM Having recently trodden on a disembowelled "small furry creature" I would not bank on that Hairy little toerag, Wugsie, not knowing what to do with it and possibly viewing it as a tasty snackette and diet supplement, I hate to suggest the obvious, but the waste bin outside the kitchen door has the remains of some cat food tins in it, could this be the "source" of the offensive odour? AFAIK there are No fugitive socks! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 31 Dec 07 - 01:33 PM Why would I take a dog with me? The smell is bad enough as it is! Daylight visit has not disclosed the origins of the aroma... maybe I should try it sober next time. The cat is an indoor kitty and wouldn't know what to do with a small furry/feathery if you coated it with Kit-e-Kat and gave her a bib. Either some previous tennant has died in there or there's a rogue sock on the loose. LTS |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Dec 07 - 01:02 PM I think you'll find that his weather is very similar to yours Jeri. I think your bait might work Sins? G. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: jacqui.c Date: 31 Dec 07 - 10:36 AM Told you Jacqui, he's behind you! No silly, that's Seamus. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: SINSULL Date: 31 Dec 07 - 09:48 AM Maybe we should all put out bait - a Magnum of decent champagne and chocolates. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Jeri Date: 31 Dec 07 - 09:04 AM Liz, borrow someone's dog. I worry at what the smell might be. Cat comments, a small furry corpse or perhaps a larger, less furry one. We know it's not Himself, because he's posting from his Undisclosed Location. I certainly hope the weather is better where he is, because there's 7" of snow on my porch, my car and my driveway, which may be easy to shovel because it's the fluffy stuff. Plus, it's supposed to stop around noon. Am I stupid enough to drive in it? Quite possibly, but only time will tell how bad the roads are. At least there will be fewer drunks on the road tonight. More will probably be some distance off the road. Oh well, I just hope Micca's someplace safe and warm, curled up with a nice mug of something and a warm computer |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Dec 07 - 08:28 AM Told you Jacqui, he's behind you! G |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: jacqui.c Date: 31 Dec 07 - 08:02 AM Oh where and oh where has our Micca gone? Oh where and oh where can he be? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Dec 07 - 07:04 AM And you have too. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Micca Date: 31 Dec 07 - 06:46 AM I do not have to come in here to be insulted and have nasturtiums cast at my character and height etc. I can go ANYWHERE!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Dec 07 - 04:35 AM He doesn't just lay low; he stands low too! G. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 31 Dec 07 - 04:02 AM Well he asked me to look after the cat for a while, but I think he had an alterior motive... knowing me as he does, he knew I'd not rest until I'd tracked down the smell and eradicated it... when I post that it's gone, he'll return home all smiles and fairy lights. I'm going over in daylight later and I'm going to follow the cow- sized bluebottle that was buzzing me last night... LTS |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Jeri Date: 30 Dec 07 - 10:33 PM ...and a computer to borrow. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: SINSULL Date: 30 Dec 07 - 10:30 PM You are a hopeless romantic, Jacqui. More likely he's found a warm bed, a full fridge and some decent wine. Laying low, indeed! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: jacqui.c Date: 30 Dec 07 - 09:00 PM Do you think he's found a lady? Maybe that's why he's laying low..... |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: ranger1 Date: 30 Dec 07 - 06:57 PM He is currently the stand-in for the Roaming Gnome in the Travelocity ads. Duh! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: TRUBRIT Date: 30 Dec 07 - 06:46 PM Oh yes he is!! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: bfdk Date: 30 Dec 07 - 05:33 PM Liz, here's how to go about it: 1. Put on sturdy mittens 2. Stand by 3. Whistle 4. Grab it when it bolts Oh... and I'm not at home for New Year, either.. :o) Bente |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 30 Dec 07 - 05:04 PM Absolutely certain mate. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: jacqui.c Date: 30 Dec 07 - 05:01 PM Are you sure Giok? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 30 Dec 07 - 04:58 PM Oh no he isn't ! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Mrs.Duck Date: 30 Dec 07 - 04:56 PM I know its probably been said already but this is panto season so..... He's behind you! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: TRUBRIT Date: 30 Dec 07 - 03:07 PM I wonder wonder wonder wonder where Micca could possibly be????? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Dec 07 - 01:38 PM Nor me.... hur hur hur!!! I can give you the number of a local taxi firm... in Glasgow.. they should appreciate a call at about 3.30am. It appears Micca's returned to his trollish troglodyte roots and is presently lodged underground somewhere. I can't locate the smell but I'll try in daylight on Tuesday. Thank heaven I'm used to Manitas's ass (and you try saying that after a beer!) and can stomach such stenches. I fear locating it could involve the flamethrower and machete. LTS |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 30 Dec 07 - 11:23 AM Hee hee. I shall not be at home either, lucky me. G |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: jacqui.c Date: 30 Dec 07 - 11:19 AM This is SO annoying. One of the pleasures of New Years Eve is to wake the little reprobate from his sleep at about 5.30am and now we have to find someone else to bother. Mutter, mutter, whinge, whinge.................. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 30 Dec 07 - 11:06 AM Yes Sins G |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: SINSULL Date: 30 Dec 07 - 11:02 AM So...he is somewhere along the route of the Underground Railroad? But doen't London have an Underground? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Severn Date: 30 Dec 07 - 09:47 AM Free at last and worth every penny of it! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: kendall Date: 30 Dec 07 - 09:37 AM I recognize the symptoms. He is in what we call his "Yahoo stage". You know, "Free at last, free at last, thank God, I'm free at last.! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: maeve Date: 30 Dec 07 - 08:26 AM You're correct, of course, Jeri, thanks. I believe the person who posted the reference was indicating version source rather than authorship. Click How nice to hear from you, Micca, sly fellow! maeve |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Jeri Date: 30 Dec 07 - 08:08 AM Point of pedantia: Little Pot Stove was written by Harry Robertson. So... anchored already, eh? Good old '******** harbours sheltered bay'... |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: maeve Date: 30 Dec 07 - 07:51 AM " THE LITTLE POT STOVE from Nic Jones Where the winter blizzards blow and the whaling fleet's at rest Tacked in Leith harbour's sheltered bay safely anchored ten abreast For there's the whalemen at their stations as to ship to ship they rove Carry bags of coal with them and a little iron stove " ****************** Hi there, Micca! maeve |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Micca Date: 30 Dec 07 - 07:38 AM Liz. Your mission, should you accept it is to seek said Smell, and DESTROY!!!!! "where the winter blizzards blow and the ******* fleets at rest safe in ******** harbours sheltered bay safely anchored....... |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Dec 07 - 05:36 AM I know where he is, I know Morty's address and phone number, I know Micca's address and phone number, but what I don't know is where the hell that smell in his kitchen is coming from. Micca... I may have to move some of your boxes to find a) what it is b) where it is and c) how to get it out before it grows fur and walks out on its own. LTS |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: maeve Date: 29 Dec 07 - 11:09 PM Related to the term "flash company" perhaps? maeve |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: SINSULL Date: 29 Dec 07 - 11:07 PM What's a "flash house"? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: katlaughing Date: 29 Dec 07 - 10:31 PM There was something rather hairy that flew by the house, today. The hair was not white, so I know it wasn't a late Santa. Could it have been Miccadarlin'? There's been a lot of wind, lately, perhaps he got blown off-course from London?**bg** |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: GUEST,A Foreign spy Date: 29 Dec 07 - 09:50 PM I saw that Micca tonight. He was sitting in a flash house eating meatballs and drinking red wine. He had a kilt on. I don't know if anyone dared ask what he was wearing under it. He was having a rare old time and was up late for his age, I reckon. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Dec 07 - 05:01 PM Australia? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: SINSULL Date: 29 Dec 07 - 05:00 PM Does anyone have his new address and number???? Where would I hide if I knew that the Nor'easters were after me with a phone and an empty bottle or two of champagne? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: ranger1 Date: 29 Dec 07 - 04:17 PM But we know who does, Morticia. Do you honestly think you are safe from us? |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Morticia Date: 29 Dec 07 - 04:12 PM Don't you listen to her, Jeri. I thought that was right purty.I think I know where the little fat one is too, but I ain't saying and ain't none o' youse got my phone number so nyah, nyah. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: SINSULL Date: 29 Dec 07 - 02:28 PM Uhhhh...don't give up your day job, Jeri. |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: Jeri Date: 29 Dec 07 - 02:04 PM Interpretation: somebody tried an unsuccessful preemptive phone call. Micca's gone to ground to escape the dogs of Maine, who would howl at him down the cold moon-kissed microwave satellite beams in the frozen lonely hours at the New Year's birth. Or something. Jeez - I feel all poetical-like! |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Dec 07 - 12:08 PM Maybe that's why he's not letting you know where he is :) |
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Subject: RE: Where is Micca????? From: SINSULL Date: 29 Dec 07 - 11:58 AM Does this mean that he is in Scotland with you, Giok? I want to know where to call at 3AM on New Year's Eve. |
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